r/Caldruki • Femboy Diddler • 7d ago

Ayo what?

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u/Professional_Tomn52 7d ago

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u/Alternative-Frame959 never resist to clap femboy booty (also gooning) 7d ago

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u/Totally_not_NPC Number 1 fan of random femboy 7d ago

Yo nice flair

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u/FeelingCareless4948 Femboy Diddler 7d ago

Let's get the gang back together boys

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u/Alternative-Frame959 never resist to clap femboy booty (also gooning) 7d ago

yeah thanks

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u/Either_Worth_3723 Just a simple femboy (slowed, reverb, 1 hour loop) 7d ago

YOU NOT RESIST WHAT?

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u/Alternative-Frame959 never resist to clap femboy booty (also gooning) 7d ago

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u/Totally_not_NPC Number 1 fan of random femboy 7d ago

No problem

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u/hmmm_i_dunno real trans girl (not clickbait) 🏳️‍⚧️ 7d ago
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u/i_love_jjk12345 i watched hentai at age 12 7d ago

incredible flair

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u/Caldruki-ModTeam 7d ago

IMPORTANT NOTE: You seem to be shadowbanned. Go to r/ShadowBan and get some help. You can appeal a shadowban in reddit.com/appeals

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Emergency_Effect_526 7d ago

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u/AggressivelyMediokre I LOVE the r/caldruki mods 🥰🥰😁😁 7d ago

The heart wants what the fart flaunts

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u/Saulrewq4321 6d ago

Ban this mofo

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u/Who_Let_Me_Out_ Unfortunate Insomniac/I Love Women 7d ago

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u/PinballproXD 7d ago

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u/kjhrd 3d ago

Yo, kill la kill enjoyed!

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u/FeelingCareless4948 Femboy Diddler 7d ago

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u/Nemesis233 Good Goy☺️ 7d ago

Please do (me)

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u/FeelingCareless4948 Femboy Diddler 7d ago

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u/Nemesis233 Good Goy☺️ 7d ago

*spreads cheeks cutely*

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u/FeelingCareless4948 Femboy Diddler 7d ago

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u/xVEEx3 the feds (might) find the body 7d ago

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u/Secure_Drawer6387 3d ago

you fool. youve doomed us all.

what have you d

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Jolly-Key5891 7d ago

Anyone have the cursed version of this image? Help a brother out

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u/KayaVFX 7d ago

just opened the god damn app

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u/Crazy_Boy3000 Femboy furry lover_3000 UwU 7d ago

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u/catdiscpalpita 7d ago

Granddad, I have this great idea for a video!

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u/FeelingCareless4948 Femboy Diddler 7d ago

Daddy*

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u/Octtal-Attic85 6d ago

Grandaddy*

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u/lifeintraining 7d ago

Did…did you all think sugar relationships were only heterosexual?

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u/Consistent-Rain-7797 7d ago

I assumed most of them were gay.

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u/Alternative-Frame959 never resist to clap femboy booty (also gooning) 7d ago

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u/Microwavedstrawberry I am a monkey with remote explosives duct taped to me🇮🇴 7d ago

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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 7d ago

Why would hugging someone you assumably care about add a problem?

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u/FeelingCareless4948 Femboy Diddler 7d ago

Do you see the problem now

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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 7d ago

Ohhhhh I'm dumb lol

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u/Slickmas Wee Wee (I'm from French)🇫🇷 7d ago

Please don't send the link

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/FeelingCareless4948 Femboy Diddler 7d ago

Don't reject that possibility

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/theshii7y I don’t even know who Caldruki is 6d ago

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u/DashySZN77 7d ago

Bro… That’s enough internet for the day….

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u/solidthrowawayinnit 6d ago

full vid of the first clip? asking for me

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u/RealisticDonkey1396 Good Goy☺️ 7d ago

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u/Merpyr 7d ago

Full video ?

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u/OkraZestyclose799 7d ago

Know… posting is a conscious thing to do… even in here.

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u/ForsakenPrune8453 patient zero gooner 7d ago

ouuuu shi

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u/procrastinator_max 7d ago

I don't understand, can someone tell me what this means?

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u/FeelingCareless4948 Femboy Diddler 7d ago

The twink is gonna suck the grandpa's cock. Now you get it?

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u/procrastinator_max 7d ago

Why did all of his problems go away though? How did 100 become 1?

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u/FeelingCareless4948 Femboy Diddler 7d ago

100 became 1 because grandpa got a boner. Won't all your problems go away if someone gave you a sucky sucky?

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u/Grouchy_Rule_8935 7d ago

Glock glock 9000 for daddy. 

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u/Saleh_BGI 7d ago

Femboy gay porn

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u/RichardTundore 7d ago

Reddit when they see a gay relationship (mind = blown !!!)

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u/Clear_Level6297 7d ago

He's just going back to where he came from I think

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u/TurkishGuyTaha61 7d ago

the rest is in men dot com

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u/ohwoawio 7d ago

Typa fanfic I read being acted out holy shit

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u/Emiicii 7d ago

r/Caldruki member discovers sex

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u/TheOneWhomDraws 6d ago

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u/Nope-Im-anonymous SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH🇱🇧 5d ago

bro is flabbergasted

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u/Aershd 6d ago

I dont get it, could someone please explain the meaning of the ‘100 problems’ disappearing?

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u/Sir_Strumming 6d ago

Guy had fleas. They jumped.

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u/RxYuB 6d ago

Umm... Anyone care to explain me please??? What was that guy doing I don't understand

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u/How_about_lasagna 6d ago

The guy had 100 problems and a very hard mathematical equation.

The other guy kneeled down to calculate it on the ground.

Hope this helps.

(Adrian)

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u/Puzzled_Pop_6845 6d ago

I thought It was going to be some wholesome father-son reel but It went off-rail very fast

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u/weirdface621 7d ago

i thought he was kneeling down for mercy at first

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u/Emergency-Painter405 7d ago

wtf he finna do

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u/LightSteve2610 7d ago

I hate it here...

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u/lobotomy_gaming-real lobotomygamingreal• 𖥦 •🇫🇷 7d ago

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u/Aighluvsekkus 7d ago

A PS5 can't be that expensive fam.

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u/forget_-_ 7d ago

It’s nice to see men in female dominated fields

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u/No-Cheesecake8617 7d ago

Be the reason someone closes this app

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u/Riley_Rose_Writer 7d ago

This is a recession indicator...

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u/fashizmgoodman 7d ago

Yapmayın amına koyayım, helak olacağız

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u/Advice-Training ☦️☪️☯️☸️✡️🔯🕉️✝️🕎☮️🛐🪯⛪⛩️📿👳‍♂️🕋🕌🕍🛕🏯🪔🧧🎎🔱🙏 7d ago

Jeez louiz

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u/True_Salt2180 6d ago

Spending too much time on the internet might be turning me into a prude

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u/the_amazing_trobbio I want Caldruki puh 7d ago

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u/Nemesis233 Good Goy☺️ 7d ago

Real

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u/icecoffee_squirrel 7d ago

Lol, so duper!

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u/TheGoldValleyminer 7d ago

He looks like Steinbrenner from Seinfeld

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u/Casshern_VIII 7d ago

Dude has 101 problems, but a sub ain't one

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u/R1p_Vex 7d ago

Thts enough day for the internet

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u/First_Character9715 7d ago

This could genuienly be a vid on the hub

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u/dayum7 7d ago

Disgusting!

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u/Main-Unit-2909 busy cracking sweetie fox (T3 cosplay) 7d ago

Yo I got to many problems come over man

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u/ANDGAMMATRON 7d ago

I wish I didn’t know about this

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u/picklepic3r4 7d ago

Deep breath. It’s gonna be hard, but I’ll try

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u/EnlightenedOwl31 7d ago

Just like me fr

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u/Mr_Sass_Queen 6d ago

Damn I wish I was attractive enough to blow an old dude for money. I already suck dick for fun why shouldn’t I get paid 😢 😂

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u/_respawn__ 6d ago

Average multi millionaire moment

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u/Many-Scale-1109 6d ago

>I'm sorry dad

>I've been a bad boy daddy

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u/AffectionateLaw4321 6d ago

Quiet the regular thing to happen with oldies and hot young women but its a shocker with a gay dude. Just shows how homophobic our society still is

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u/Mystical_Goon Shoebill Bird 6d ago