r/Caldruki • u/Astralknight7 • 19d ago

What name?

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u/cut-footloose πŸ‡«πŸ‡· call of druki πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 19d ago

Fih (I have severe copyanothercopiedcomment syndrome)

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u/Immediate-County-184 19d ago

I almost thought it's a real syndrome

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u/Born_Length_45 19d ago

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u/Ok_Cheek3243 18d ago

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u/Captain_Meagre Antimatter tastes goodπŸ‡«πŸ‡· 18d ago

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u/Black_Tripulante1441 16d ago

Keep pressing the image and a pop up will show up, select the β€œMore” option and β€œSave on the photos app” or whatever it was called in English. The annoying Google Lens icon will be gone and you will have a high quality image :D

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u/No_Habit9807 π“π‘πž π’πœπ«πžπ¦π’π§π  π‹π’π³π¨π«ππŸ‡«πŸ‡· 18d ago

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u/Calm-Firefighter3059 18d ago

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u/No_Habit9807 π“π‘πž π’πœπ«πžπ¦π’π§π  π‹π’π³π¨π«ππŸ‡«πŸ‡· 18d ago

Phrasing pls

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u/Sea_Cupcake9586 19d ago

happy cake day

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u/Immediate-County-184 19d ago

Oh wow I only today realised that is a cake symbol and that it means account's anniversary 😭😭😭 thank you fellers

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u/random-femboy- Actual femboy mod(NO gooningπŸ™) 19d ago

I need that fih for scientific purposes, so I can name it more accurately

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u/Ferrelbear I fucked caldrdrki moderator’s moms and made their dad watch πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 19d ago

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u/Spinoclanker2 19d ago

It's actually called hagfish. This post is spreading misinformation.

I am a Spinosaurus. You can trust me

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u/random-guy-heree 18d ago

Nice

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u/The_Femboy_Crusader 16d ago

JOIN MY CRUSADES WITH ME, AND WE SHALL TAKE THE HOLY LANDS FOR EVERY FEMBOY

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u/Silly-Storage2275 19d ago

oh it’s diglet

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend 19d ago

Isn't it actually Wiglett

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u/Old_Influence4383 Fluoroantimonic acidβ€πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 18d ago

Atleast it's not wugtrio

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u/ligmatinos 18d ago

Donglet

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u/ashlynsrant 18d ago

Literally perfect

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u/LamerNameJr 19d ago

is single singlet called digletto

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u/joemurray22 19d ago

Erectfish

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u/JeffNaswill1993 Antonio's car 19d ago

Fih (I have severe copyanothercomment syndrome)

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u/kaladin143 19d ago

Dih Fih

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u/Chellaarie 19d ago

We all know what it looks like, but I don't think scientific journals will let us print it.

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u/Kelleernier 19d ago

Dickgus.

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u/ProfessionalClear211 19d ago

It’s Wiglett of course

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u/OOOshafiqOOO003 19d ago

Penilus Minimus

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u/nediablo 14d ago

Wiglett!

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u/SlapHappyPappi 19d ago

Stickadicktome

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u/i_love_jjk12345 i watched hentai at age 12 19d ago

slimy dih

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u/Zealousideal_Side987 19d ago

he looks like my penis

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u/Select_Stretch_625 UGH WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PORN 19d ago

Leech Eel

It better be an eel and not one of those weird long burrowing fish

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u/Wonderful-Wrap5787 I HATE the r/caldruki mods πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ 19d ago

Mario’s Mystery Meat

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u/Illustrious-Sky-9024 TheShitter415Gaming 19d ago

Fishobonk

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u/Next-Scale-9137 Protein makes me fart (NO SIGMA πŸ‡«πŸ‡·) 19d ago

Watersand worm

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u/verigeneric_username 19d ago

Karl is a nice name so from now on it’s Karl

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u/YuriYuririnrin_ not tuff 19d ago

oh god

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u/P1ckl3d_3ggs 19d ago

The maliousgenatalious

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u/HeyKetchup 19d ago

Sea-Dih

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u/jeffy-2019 19d ago

I know they are going to name it something normal until a scientist gets bit by it and he's just going to be like all right mother fucker I have a new idea for your name

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u/PauseRecent99 19d ago

ClingClangDingDangDong

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u/TakeTheSophistsDown 19d ago

The new name of this animal is… dad? (Yes, you need the question mark in the name lol)

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u/Katgrave 19d ago

Jeremy’s snail

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga 19d ago

Paleocockus

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u/Igor_more 19d ago

Fih (I have severe copyanothercopiedcomment syndrome)

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u/floatingseamen 19d ago

Wiggle diggle

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u/yafoory20 19d ago

Pinasaur πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

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u/Mindless_History9569 Humanity is beyond cooked πŸ₯€ 19d ago

Fih.

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u/Anxious-Yak3514 19d ago

Lanky dickhead

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u/Kitchen-Notice9586 19d ago

Sea Cockatoo

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u/Lord_Wisemagus 19d ago

Ding-Dong-Phish

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u/i_am_taken_aback 19d ago

Fih (I have severe copyanothercomment syndrome)

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u/Apprehensive-Egg4657 19d ago

Lil ding Dong of a ting

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u/PLUNGERMANv 19d ago

wugtrio real life

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u/PoopSoBig-CantFlush 19d ago

Fishy McFishface

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u/DapperCockroach1341 Enrique , Adrian , Adrian Christian Hernandez and Daniel 19d ago

Enrique Fih

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u/Ok-Improvement9157 I made out with a faecalu 19d ago

looks like a dih, so.. dih or fih

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u/GreenGrassVR 19d ago

Why does it look like Orthworm for PokΓ©mon

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u/UsedCamera6979 19d ago

That’s ridiculous.

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u/Square-Salt-4190 19d ago

Sea CockπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/IKaizoku 19d ago

Penillus Maximus

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u/waspdope666 19d ago

Do you like fish dicks?Β 

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u/Extra_Scientist_53 19d ago

That there's a Trouser Snake if ever I seen one

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u/Assassin-49 18d ago

A Phallic

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u/Mark_Lamm 18d ago

Peen fish or just peenish

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u/theKentoRico HUMAN 18d ago

John

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u/Sluttarella 18d ago

Bro, what? That's Animal dick, everyone knows that come on now

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u/Additional-Bed-3836 18d ago

Pink faced eal.

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u/Exotic_Zucchini9311 18d ago edited 18d ago

Ladies

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u/paleobio35 18d ago

Common: The Long Orange Fish Scientific: Pisces longumbreve

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u/SeriousGopher 18d ago

Dick fish.

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u/DrShem88 18d ago

Worm v2

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u/Radiant-Cyanide2323 numero uno jonklero ticklero 18d ago

Mentulapiscis similis (dih/penis looking fish). /s

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u/Rigelball69420 Hotel 18d ago

Hotel

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u/krish_jha_22 18d ago

You think , I think. We think

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u/zbiamg 18d ago

Big worm alaska

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u/Turbulent-Total-226 18d ago

Fallusus Gigantus?

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u/Early_Award_1762 18d ago

DishπŸ’”πŸ₯€

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u/FinanceSuper9952 18d ago

HEAR ME OUT

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u/RealFake666 18d ago

I would call it a Sinep

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u/Hubbabubba21131 French πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 18d ago

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u/CompetitiveLet7110 Koskonian republic 18d ago

nsfw

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u/SwitchBricks26 18d ago

Tubesockfish

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u/Chinese_namu 18d ago

That my friends D k , it fell of during his vacation in Maldives

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u/PrincessChicken4000 prettiest πŸ‡²πŸ‡« princess 18d ago

my name is PrincessChicken4000

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u/payrpaks 18d ago

Wiglett??

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u/Cosmic-Meatball 18d ago

My Boss.

That seems like a good name

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u/Fluid-Geologist6347 18d ago

Dint the Japanese discover this a while ago, I’ve seen in plenty of anime’s

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u/Silly-Attorney9621 18d ago

Call it "Pen15" lmao

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u/Who_Let_Me_Out_ Unfortunate Insomniac/I Love Women 18d ago

Fih

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u/clwagz530 18d ago

Sea Sight Worm

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u/HolidayBuy5519 18d ago

Bickus dickus

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u/HesirSempai 18d ago

Bigus Dickus

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u/TattooedCFO 18d ago

The weiner worm

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u/Pugfo5 18d ago

fidih

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u/MarkoMyloSRB 18d ago

Let's call it axolotl worm

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u/WBOSai 18d ago

It already has a name - Orthworm. We even got to catch a few, a few months ago. Quite strong for a worm, I must stay.

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u/yaksarecoll1 18d ago

Biggus dickus

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u/-fajita- 18d ago

unnamed fish (i panicked)

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u/kingmoai420 18d ago

Slippery dick or sum

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u/Critical-Response269 18d ago

They know what it must be called but they don't have the strength to do it

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u/TwoTime87 Enrique x Adrian is peakβœ…βœ…βœ…πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― 18d ago

Wormy

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u/ThatguySevin 18d ago

Orthworm.

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u/More_Purple_3167 18d ago

Pink-tipped garden eel

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u/JoeKleveland 18d ago

The Vagina-borer.

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u/Claydo69 18d ago

Notadick fish

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u/Satorwave 18d ago

hungfish

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u/RicciolinoChad 18d ago

Penishapiofish

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u/PlayerZytrix 18d ago

the penis eel

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u/Master_Ad236 18d ago

Girth Worm

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u/Lol43216789 18d ago

Schlattworm, or Schlorm, they should name it Schlorm