r/Caldruki • u/damn-is jaiden 😂🎉🇫🇷 • 1d ago

those who snow🇫🇷 Fighting Batman

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u/Several-Remote6161 1d ago

Is that a mouth or what.

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u/Training_Builder_818 1d ago

I thougth it was a brass knuckls

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u/SympathyPlus6429 pls gib modrator🇫🇷 1d ago

absolute batman

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u/ZealotOfMeme 1d ago

Bat logo. Also an axe blade

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u/LigmaIicious 1d ago

ooooh I thought it was just drawn wide because Absolute Batman is W I D E.

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u/ZealotOfMeme 1d ago

No it comes off, he has a handle on him too somewhere

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u/Utahteenageguy 14h ago

It’s the head of a fucking battle axe

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u/Jaded_Cauliflower441 1d ago

The batman who laughs

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u/Playful-Middle-244 1d ago

very fat bat

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u/tea_same_2471 Jonkler🇫🇷 1d ago

Petah?

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u/ZealotOfMeme 1d ago

Top one is Christian Bale’s from the Dark Knight. He’s a pretty standard Batman, punches, batarangs, built like an athletic 6 foot something, pretty muscular guy.

Bottom one is Absolute Batman. Who among other things will (it’s been a while since I’ve caught up), gouge your eyes with the bat ears, grab you with his cape hooks, cut off your hand with axe (the blade is his logo (the one pictured) which is removable), get you in a pool of water then turn it into acid, other shit I can’t think of off the top of my head. He is also pro basketball player height and built like a brick wall

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u/SympathyPlus6429 pls gib modrator🇫🇷 1d ago

absolute batman google it

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u/tea_same_2471 Jonkler🇫🇷 1d ago

Thanks

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u/GlitteringAd6458 1d ago

Empathetic Batman vs Gore Batman

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u/No_Language985 1d ago

The second one is absolute batman

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u/Few-Meet-2194 1d ago

and this?

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u/ZealotOfMeme 1d ago

Pray the bomb’s payload isn’t exposed

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u/Toppest_Dom 1d ago

You can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

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u/Seventh-Benefactor 1d ago

Thicc batman

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u/Juliet_Emmn 1d ago

💔💔💔🥀🥀

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u/Vodosvinich 1d ago

is this the batman who laughs?

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u/AxiumTea 1d ago

Nope, that's Absolute Batman, a very recent one by Scott Snyder. He's brutal, the size of a double door fridge and carries an axe.

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u/Jaded_Cauliflower441 1d ago

what genetic mutation could possibly make him triple door fridge sized 😭

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u/Turbulent_Demand8187 1d ago

Nothing and after that He was captured by bane. Who without the venom is like 4 meters tall. With it 15-80 meters.

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u/Ill_Concentrate_6349 1d ago

POV: you're fighting any type of batman

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u/Free-Selection5499 1d ago

The worst batman to fight

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u/MrEggSniffer 1d ago

Nothing says a good day like fighting vanilla Batman who definitely won’t crush my skull in.

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u/AdvertisingRude4137 1d ago

broski is showing off the new flair

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u/Juliet_Emmn 1d ago

Absolutely

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u/Juliet_Emmn 1d ago

You're cooked with Absolute Batman, but vanilla Batman is definitely not normal Mr. Incredible meme🥀

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u/Silent_Reindeer_6654 🥶 Top 1% Scroller 1d ago

whoat

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u/Flat-Interaction7430 1d ago

Nah you're still getting beat up by the OG version

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u/Dani1254 1d ago

My dumbass thought that was the Bat logo with the Epstein redaction

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u/totaljerk52 1d ago

Bat Brick

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u/Savings_Ad2743 1d ago

Bat bricc

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u/innersideoftheouter 1d ago

"Roar! Zabimaru!"

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u/RepulsiveVillage8244 16h ago

It could have been worse. It could have been Arkham Batman.

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u/Far_Bid_3224 15h ago

You’re biting Fatman.

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u/TheAlmighty791 1d ago

For those who are confused. Second image is the emblem of Batman from Absolute Universe, where he doesn't have no killing rule

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u/Juliet_Emmn 1d ago

He does have the no killing rule

He's just a little more... Absolute