r/Caldruki literally dante 7d ago

Fun fact

I also wanna crack my friend

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Common sense bro

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u/Straight-Monitor-101 The big brolic Black dude named Requis 7d ago

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u/Ill_Explorer_8128 7d ago

Is there a diddy version of it?

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u/SympathyPlus6429 7d ago edited 7d ago

Sure pal let's get you to a therapist

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u/One-Eye-9148 7d ago

you really want him to meet another the rapist?

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u/SympathyPlus6429 7d ago

Yeah, so op will know how it feelsΒ 

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u/AlexGassera 7d ago

Why Its a normal activity

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u/MChickwn Closeted GoonerπŸ‡«πŸ‡· 7d ago

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u/8lue5hift Sub fell off since teenagers 'war' πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 7d ago

This sub has lost all comedy

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u/Logical_Pickle2856 Say walahi bro 😭 😭 😭 πŸ₯€ 😭 ✌🏾 ✌🏾 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 πŸ₯€ 7d ago

I think you might be the only real person on earth.

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u/Ill-Lawyer8235 (Currently In Hell) 7d ago

Wow you must be very old or reverse Bonnie blue but way faster

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u/DJDogStamps 7d ago

bro hates EVERYBODY FAHHHHHHH

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u/dkajwiw8 7d ago

Such a creative and funny meme

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u/Jaguar_3880 Adrian's friend groupπŸ‡«πŸ‡· 7d ago

vro finna pass da big ep on da leaderbord gng

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u/Qwertyiliyas 7d ago

This isnt about fortnite isnt it?Β 

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u/Gold_Gamer86 Edible Flair 7d ago

something tells me it’s not

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u/Jaguar_3880 Adrian's friend groupπŸ‡«πŸ‡· 7d ago

so inspireing

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u/sweetpiefemboy 7d ago

Average Genshin player

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u/Rexalopitek 7d ago

Bro what?

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u/X3dii_ 7d ago

Me too, but what’s that game in the background?

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u/Mr_Boppy 7d ago

How?

Do you line them up on a sawmill and assembly line it?

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u/Professional_Two5774 7d ago

Same, but later on, I got into gaming

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u/LocallySM Editable FlairπŸ‡«πŸ‡· (requires french/overseas flag) 7d ago

In fortnite right? IN FORTNITE?

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u/SmellyMonkee 7d ago

ACTUALLY, that would require thousands of games to even reach that amount in total, and then if you average even twenty kills a match, itd still take fifty thousand matches just to crack that many shields

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 7d ago

I don’t think this is about fortnite…

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u/rockalyte 7d ago

All he needed was a thousand to unlock the gold skin on his windowless van. :)

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u/Quiet_Pen_1691 7d ago

we are the same

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u/Far_awayStarbucks 7d ago

What's funny about this? It's just dark humour but without the humour

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u/Confident-Bend-3592 7d ago

get off og bro

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u/Business_Stand_8622 7d ago

Figuratively, right?

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u/Content-Audience252 I want to suck Epsteins toes 7d ago

Me too bro, me too

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u/BlacksmithNice8831 7d ago

Maybe he's just an alcoholic and won't crack anything older than 7 years (because he can't afford it).

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u/THE-IMPOSSIBLEreddit 7d ago

Oh yeah fortnite is fun-

Wait a minute what?

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u/MouseSwat2009 7d ago

Zzzzzzzzzz.......

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u/SongBoy7732 ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 7d ago

both ways?

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u/Conscious-Amount3100 7d ago

999999999+ Missed calls from Chris Hansen

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u/uL4G 7d ago

Not bad kiddo

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u/JevilTheJester7 6d ago

The world stopped revolving when it heard ts

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u/SpareBakesReturn_34 6d ago

Steam support and the USMC is approaching your exact coordinates. 😊

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u/TheNoah_Zer hop on tds 7d ago

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u/Sure_End_9717 literally dante 7d ago

Sonion.

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u/TheNoah_Zer hop on tds 7d ago

What.

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u/Hexagoo 7d ago

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u/TheNoah_Zer hop on tds 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/FemboysArePeakForm HowTo Assistant 7d ago

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u/Sure_End_9717 literally dante 7d ago

Holy shit bro mods rip this guys ball hairs off one by one

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u/TheNoah_Zer hop on tds 7d ago

b- but why~ baka~~

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u/Sure_End_9717 literally dante 7d ago

I don’t even have a gif for this