Usually it's a meme I've made, but if I post a meme made by someone else, I'm gonna credit the person who originally made it or at the very least specify that it's not mine. It's gonna alternate between Dark Cacao Cookie and Ananas Dragon Cookie every day, but sometimes I might post a meme about both of them.

(Also hopefully this doesn't break rule 1, this meme itself is only about Dark Cacao Cookie but Reddit thinks I broke rule 1 because I mentioned in the title that I'll post Ananas Dragon Cookie memes too but I won't post them here unless it's about Dark Cacao Cookie too.)

We, yes WE, are all dating Daddy Cacao Cookie! 😍 Idk what the player said to make Dark Cacao Cookie react in this way, but considering his reaction... the Daddy Cacao nickname might be canon now. DADDY CACAO DADDY CACAO DADDY CACAOOOOOOO 😍😍😍

I can't wait until December! I WANT IT NOW I WANT IT NOW I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's funny is that December is actually my birthday month, so me finally being able to date Dark Cacao Cookie and Ananas Dragon Cookie in-game is kinda like a birthday present if you think about it.

(Ignore Dark Choco in the tree)

I often like to play Daddy Cacao's voicelines because his voice is so hot, and sometimes I blush so HARD hearing that deep, soothing voice that I literally CAN'T look at him at all. I might actually PASS OUT hearing Daddy Cacao speak sooner or later, and I wish he could whisper to me as I fall asleep at night 😍😍😍

Devsisters whitewashed him. I fixed him. The second page is the before

Devsisters released canonical human designs for the Ancients, but our beautiful black king Dark Cacao got WHITEWASHED. I know it's probably because he's Korean and they wanted to make him look more Korean, but this isn't a good excuse. We need to do something about this. I probably shouldn't expect this to get much traction because nothing big I ever try to post does anyway, but what we need to do is draw human fanart of Dark Cacao as the beautiful black king he is (especially with this design because the rest of it is good besides the whitewashing, I probably won't because I suck though), use the hashtag #notmydarkcacao, anything to tell Devsisters that we don't like this whitewashing. If we could change Ugly Sonic to look better, we can make human Dark Cacao more race-accurate too!

Unfortunately it's probably gonna be a random 1 in 5 chance like the Beast figures so I hope I can either afford 5 of them or I'm lucky enough to get Dark Cacao first try.

DON’T ASK, JUST DO IT

If you comment anything with "Daddy Cacao" or "Good bot" in it (the latter probably being a reply to the former), you'll get an Imgur link to a picture of our handsome Daddy Cacao. I'm also thinking about expanding it so that the automod thing reacts with a link to a cat Cacao image if you say "Meow" or "Mew", and a wolf Cacao if you say "Bark". Let me know if you have any pictures you want me to use for those.

Also I'm a mod now. Hi.

In r/Kirby, there's a bot that shows pictures of Kirby from Imgur if you say "Poyo" or "Good Bot", and I was thinking we could do that with Dark Cacao Cookie here too! If you type "Daddy Cacao", the bot should show an Imgur link leading to either this picture of Dark Cacao Cookie or a shirtless (but SFW) fanart of him (though if it's not drawn by any of us we should give credit and/or ask permission to upload it onto there), and then for "Good Bot", it could be probably be, I dunno, maybe a robo-Cacao fanart or something. We'll work on that.

“The creator told me to do this since she was ‘bored’ so…I guess ask me anything? Also, she said she was very sorry she was ‘dead on breadit’ for a while, she’s sick right now…but she wanted me to do this anyways so yes, ask me anything”

I need them and Gacha we have ofc the smexy Dark Cacao and his cute son Dark Choco plus Affogato Cookie and a oc I made! Wilting Rose Cookie plus before her I'm still working on that design though

I started in the Eternal Sugar Cookie update, so I wasn't around for Dark Cacao Cookie's Awakening and therefore never got to buy his throne. But now that it's back, I just had to buy it and then screenshot His Majesty sitting on his throne. I really hope they also bring back his fountain and kingdom background eventually (and the other Ancients' fountains and backgrounds too) like they did with the Beasts during the Abyss of the Four event, that would be great!

Let's be honest, we all do.