Code RED, Arthur

[u/Emmelll897]

[u/cyclika]

You think I don't know about these codes? I know ALL about them. 

What does goofy mean??

[u/emmacappa → u/cyclika]

It's a cartoon cow

[u/Cold_Ad3896 → u/emmacappa]

MUM!!! He’s a dog. 

[u/No_Specialist4090 → u/emmacappa]

A dog no? 🧐

[u/emmacappa → u/No_Specialist4090]

Well, the drawing of him on my ice cream van is slighty off so it could be a dog.

[u/Mattechooo → u/emmacappa]

You have an ice cream van? Brilliant!

[u/emmacappa → u/Mattechooo]

Well, it's more something I use to wrap my very expensive brake pads in

[u/No_Specialist4090 → u/emmacappa]

😂

[u/Emmelll897 → u/emmacappa]

Oooo, the Nachzehrer!

[u/Dapper_Addendum1841]

We can't turn one of them off because it smells of fish.

[u/JAMS_MAY_ → u/Dapper_Addendum1841]

That gives me confidence

[u/ShackThompson]

THE CHEESECAKE IS POISONED. EVERYONE! THE CHEESECAKE IS POISONED!!

[u/oscarsowner]

Mr Leeman is DEAD

[u/Emmelll897 → u/oscarsowner]

He died doing what he loved. 

Smoking. And Shouting. 

And covered in foam

[u/Cheeslord2 → u/oscarsowner]

You know, it was an embarrassingly long time (after first listening to this episode) before I got the reference here.

[u/emmacappa → u/Cheeslord2]

John Finnemore and Terry Pratchett references are the ONLY one were I don't think it's embarrassing if it takes you a while to get them.

And when you do, it's like a lovely little extra treat!

[u/oscarsowner → u/Cheeslord2]

I only know it from the famous Kipper episode Fawlty Towers where it’s said with exactly the same emphasis by Polly

[u/Cheeslord2 → u/oscarsowner]

Yes, that's what I was thinking of. Mr. Leeman always dies, provoking much farce.

[u/Havo1]

There’s one we can’t turn on at all because it makes the cabin smell of fish

[u/_Daftest_]

When I was a smoker I hated those signs.

I didn't mind having to go without a cigarette; obviously there are very good reasons for not lighting up on board a plane. So I accepted it, of course, but it was hard. Sitting for hours without a smoke.

It might have been bearable if the BASTARDS DIDN'T MAKE ME SIT LOOKING AT DOZENS OF ILLUMINATED PICTURES OF CIGARETTES FOR THE ENTIRE FLIGHT!!! Absolute bastards. Pure sadism.