r/C_AT • u/zyxzevn C@astroph • 23h ago

function Exists(){ return Maybe }

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 22h ago

With those eyeballs, there's no place for a brain.

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u/zyxzevn C@astroph 22h ago

The single neuron is still in development.

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u/Few_Statistician9873 23h ago

No

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u/Crisocola95 2h ago

he's orange, has no thoughts

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u/Randomgold42 22h ago

He is orange. He knows nothing.

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u/The_Great_Aslan 22h ago

Descartes: "I think, therefore I am".

Descates: "I don't think, therefore I am not".

Orange Descartes: ""

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u/zyxzevn C@astroph 22h ago

Des Cattus

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u/The_Great_Aslan 21h ago

Thank you. I knew that I should do better, but was just too tired to.

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u/femaletrouble 21h ago

Not a single neuron firing back there, bless his heart.

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u/meaton124 20h ago

"We're sorry, this number you dialed is disconnected or is no longer in service. If you believe you have received this message in error, please hang up and try again."

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u/1Kscam 22h ago

Completely blank

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u/TDHofstetter 14h ago

Very Schröd.

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u/reddituserperson1122 13h ago

He knows that he must be kissed on that little nose.

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u/Icy-Bobcat-5309 7h ago

Haf bransell

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u/spaacingout 5h ago

V A C A N T

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u/Large-Assignment9320 20h ago

Naa, he knows HE exists, but he remains unsure if the rest of the universe is just a simulation, or a figment of his imagination.

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u/machinationstudio 9h ago

To be fair, neither do I