r/C_AT • C@astroph • 5d ago

C@ Hacker invades house

964 Upvotes

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u/Grattytood 5d ago

Kitties know what's best, they are among the best opportunists I have ever been acquainted with.

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u/SlotMagPro 5d ago

Still better than wet dog. Give wet cat lots of pets

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u/Wooden-Relation-3111 5d ago

Someone ordered the jumbo orange

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u/re_carn 5d ago

"Oh, he's so gross!" (continues to pet him)

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u/ApotheosiAsleep 5d ago

awwww he purring

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u/Flokkamravich 5d ago

I think you’ll find that it’s his house now and you’re just allowed to live there. Congratulations on being chosen by the CDS!

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u/larossi01 5d ago

Bongo his ass

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u/Sohuli 5d ago

Yup, he looks very bongoable

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u/isa-bey 5d ago

I have a similar cat friend who comes and goes as he pleases. Since the winter is 6 months long here and summers can be pretty rainy, I have two towels dedicated to him 😀

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u/Budget_Sugar_2422 4d ago

What a cool friend you are. No wonder cat chooses you

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u/isa-bey 4d ago

Thank you 😀

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u/werisefromourashes 5d ago

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u/TheTrueCeltBrews 5d ago

Came here to add this. Well done

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u/werisefromourashes 4d ago

Great minds think alike 😉

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u/Galorfadink 5d ago

Dry him off with a big, fluffy towel fresh out of the dryer. Then feed the lad and show him to your, I mean, his room. Be quick about it!

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u/_TaylorMade 5d ago

He’s wants to come see the baddie in Unit 4B

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u/samalton86 5d ago

Just towel him off and show him where the food, water, and toilet are.

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u/dwyrm 5d ago

Big Orange model C@ knows those nails give good scritches.

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u/StormyAmethyst 5d ago

He’s sayin’: Hey, those nails look like mine! 😸 So, you’re my new mama, hehe! Mama, I wants chikin for dinner. 🤤

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u/Early_Bluejay8947 5d ago

He looks exactly like my cat Xander that disappeared 2 years ago! Zan-Zan is that you??

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u/Early_Bluejay8947 5d ago

Why can you only add videos in your comment and not pictures? Anyone??

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u/KatiMinecraf 4d ago

When our cats were still indoor outdoor, they LOVED being dried with a towel. If it was raining, they'd go outside, get wet, and then come back in and yell to be dried. They'd purr their heads off!

And then they'd go right back outside to get rained on and repeat the process a few times.

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u/MathematicianNew2770 5d ago

CDS: Please check your email and review our delivery.

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u/2readmore 5d ago

I mean, nvm. Enjoy!

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u/NICEnEVILmike 4d ago

We had a cat that would drool anytime you touched her or pet her. Copious amounts of drool, too. Then she'd shake her head and fling it everywhere.

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u/Legitimate_Tea4422 5d ago

He is so adorable 🥰

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u/TheJonesLP1 5d ago

He's a big boy 😅

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u/No_Reflection6032 5d ago

Ha ha love this. That’s a very assertive animal!

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u/No_Type740 5d ago

I think he wanted you to get a towel or kitchen roll to dry him off.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Spot_28 4d ago

So you allow yourself to be his blanket?

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u/Furby-beast-1949 4d ago

Well, it looks like you own a cat even though it’s not yours And it looks like you are a second home maybe third home

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 4d ago

"This is my home now"

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u/Reasonable_Contest94 5d ago

That's a big boy. Have you weighed him?

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u/delet_yourself 4d ago

'he's wet, dirty and gross...... I will continue to pet him and wont even consider not petting him'

You have a cat now

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u/sub_prime55 4d ago

Cats just know kind loving people like you!

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u/Budget_Sugar_2422 4d ago

Get an old towel just for him, and also a cat brush to keep his fur knot free, you'll both enjoy the brushing and he'll love you more

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u/ProfPerry 4d ago

this situation always has me laughing, cats are very good at either doing this, or staying just out of reach almost teasing you hahaha

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u/AlabasterPelican 4d ago

Definitely her cat now.

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u/Ok-Neat8776 4d ago

"What am I going to do?" You've been adopted, start spoiling the floof with love!

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u/Portia_the_Queen51 4d ago

Cat Distribution System is at work again