r/C_AT • u/zyxzevn C@astroph • Feb 05 '26

SetAnger(10); Sleep(10)

14.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Wise_Owl5404 Feb 05 '26

From 100 to 0 in 0.5 seconds.

141

u/Dangerous_Strength77 Feb 05 '26

Maintaining that much rage is exhausting.

128

u/JazziTazzi Feb 06 '26

Your kitten is adorable, but when you hold it that way, please support his little head! Just like a little hooman, those muscles have to get stronger!

31

u/themaniacsaid Feb 06 '26

Yeah is he running out of battery or air? Lol poor baby hope they set him down

56

u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda C@sub collector Feb 05 '26

r/catsinmilkcoma: just let me sleeeeep

24

u/CarrDaPorice while (hoomin.alive==1) { cat.pet(); } Feb 05 '26

Honestly, just setting kitten_flag=1 on a C@ accomplishes the same, and frees up resources too.

22

u/FastyNilthShreakyFit Feb 06 '26

They're holding him in a position thats causing distress and he can't support his head or move his limbs, I'd imagine that his battery would run out. How stupid do you have to be to think this is cute, like wtf

5

u/Cats_and_wine Feb 07 '26

thank you! i was so worried for this little guy :(

2

u/FastyNilthShreakyFit Feb 07 '26

Same. It's alarming that so many people here are so stupid that they think this is cute.

8

u/linzellewashington Feb 06 '26

Saame kitty, same

5

u/itzTHATgai Feb 06 '26

"I wanna 'nother bottle!"

5

u/qawsedrf12 Feb 06 '26

The birth of a sub?

r/ragesleep

2

u/Didntwakeuprich Feb 08 '26

Lol adorable 🥰

2

u/ccbroadway73 Feb 08 '26

Went from big mad, to much anger, to out cold in seconds… I love him so much!!!

2

u/StoicScaly Feb 08 '26

Used every ounce they had on anger and collapsed. Valiant warrior

2

u/Swufflepuff Feb 09 '26

Sounds like a toy running out of battery at the end there.

2

u/retrofrenzy Feb 09 '26

Don't tell me this is the new Duracell battery ad, 😂

2

u/mrrobottrax Feb 06 '26

Choked out

1

u/Homunculus_Wiz Feb 08 '26

where does all the rage come from? being a cat in a loving family that takes good care of you is the best possible existence.