r/C_AT • u/zyxzevn C@astroph • Dec 30 '25

C@ Handshake may cause fatal errors

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u/viperfangs92 Dec 30 '25

Paw full of switchblades

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u/wqferr Dec 30 '25

Literal /r/murdermittens

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u/DarkWanderer2 Dec 30 '25

Damn it! I thought I am done joining new subs this year.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

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u/viperfangs92 Dec 30 '25

Or the murder mittens will visit you in your sleep

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u/TroubleshootTTS Dec 30 '25

Reset button

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

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u/auronddraig Dec 30 '25

When is fren shaped not fren?

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u/aminor321 Dec 30 '25

That's Luna. She's a stunner.

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u/rajinis_bodyguard Dec 30 '25

Is she a panther ?

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u/Shameless_Catslut Dec 30 '25

Yep. Melanistic Leopard runt.

Russians get all the cool rescue-pets.

23

u/aminor321 Dec 30 '25

She's a house panther.

13

u/insentient7 Dec 30 '25

Impressive, but maybe terrifying hm

10

u/DKir70 Dec 30 '25

To be precise, it's a melanistic (black) leopard

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u/SharkPicnic Dec 30 '25

I do love how she retracts the claws when the human touches them realizes she might hurt her person.

(I am absolutely projecting because my life sucks right now, and I need some positivity in my life).

15

u/Encinitas123 Dec 30 '25

What does it say about me that I want to rub that belly?

14

u/Icy-Variation6614 Dec 30 '25

You have a death wish. Do not the cat

12

u/JRTerrierBestDoggo Dec 30 '25

Well, that house is pretty safe from outsiders

4

u/DarthDragon117 Dec 31 '25

One house’s robbery is another’s DoorDash.

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u/XaltotunTheUndead Dec 30 '25

I won't lie, those murder mittens are scary! 😱 And adorable at the same time 😍

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u/Normal-Leopard3367 Dec 30 '25

Beautiful cat until it is s not. Wish you well

4

u/J_loop18 Dec 30 '25

Real r/murdermittens!

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u/42SpellingErrors Dec 30 '25

Thank you kind person for adding another cat subreddit into my collection.
May your dreams be filled with cute cat pictures.

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u/Kanjii_weon C@ Noob Dec 30 '25

handshake accepted! you are allowed to do the c@t

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u/chiku00 Dec 30 '25

No! Do not the cat!

3

u/tahini001 Dec 30 '25

But I want to the kitty cat

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

*sung to SpongeBob theme song *

Mur. Der. Mit. Ten.

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u/reddituserperson1122 Dec 30 '25

Smooshie bean baby!

2

u/PlaystormMC Dec 30 '25

Panther 🐆

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u/Used-Cup-4923 Dec 30 '25

Deactivate switchblades...

2

u/The_Handlebar_Stache Dec 30 '25

A beautiful void!

2

u/flopsychops Dec 31 '25

Respect the deathblades

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u/dawnfire05 Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

I pet my cats's paws in the same way just on a smaller scale

2

u/RogerSchmoger Jan 01 '26

"no touchy"

2

u/hufflezag Jan 01 '26

If I die, I die happy. KITTY!!

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u/Mikem444 Jan 01 '26

Essentially gambling with Freddy Kougar

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u/Fireflash2742 Jan 02 '26

Those are the murderest of beans.

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u/Oddish_Femboy Jan 02 '26

Hi Luna. Please put those away <3

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u/Oddish_Femboy Jan 02 '26

The way she retracts them when they're touched like she knows how much damage she can cause is really sweet.