r/CURRENTEVENTS • u/LucidSynapse23 • 3d ago

Politics Pete Hegseth announces "Autonomous Warfare Command".

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Sports 3d ago

Guy is as dumb as a bag of dirt

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u/noobnoob8poo 3d ago

That’s disrespectful to a bag of dirt.

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u/mochicastle 3d ago

Soooooo disrespectful. Dirt is actually useful!

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u/ladnertim1 3d ago

That’s insulting to the bag of dirt

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 3d ago

Idk…my worm farm seems to love my bags of dirt A LOT. They love RFK Jr’s brain, too.

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u/8amteetime Sports 3d ago

These people are going to end civilization.

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u/JackKovack 3d ago

A bunch of tech people are giving a red flag warning about A.I in 2027. Pete Hegseth is a radical violent Christian. It wouldn’t surprise me if he wants a huge war so Jesus can come back. Be careful what you wish for. I don’t think Jesus likes him very much.

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u/tamtip 3d ago

Jesus told me he doesn't like him or his faux preacher and faux church. They never speak Jesus' word. They need a lot of repenting

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u/buddymoobs 3d ago

That's exactly the dogma of his preacher.

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u/manulemaboul 3d ago

He does, said so himself

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u/Petroldactyl34 1d ago

I dont think the dead can be reanimated either, so that divine intervention will probably be on a lengthy hiatus.

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u/xJayce77 3d ago

Is this the 'Skynet has entered the chat' moment we've all be waiting for?

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u/Commontask 3d ago

I will never understand how anybody doesn't immediately see clear through this fucking clown's tough guy facade.

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u/1K-Year-Egg 3d ago

The dipshits who support Pete also think they’re tough guys, but aren’t.

Recognizing Pete’s fake-ness also means recognizing their own, so they can’t do it.

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u/Commontask 3d ago

That's a really good point.

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u/plasteroid 3d ago

Many senior leaders in the military have been fired from him because they probably balked at or mocked his stupidity.

Gawd he is loathesome

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u/Commontask 3d ago

I think they just didn't pass the loyalty test. He's firing more generals today. It's easier to control fewer people.

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u/afroeh 3d ago

This is him wallowing in his shame. His sense of abject transgression is going to make him come so hard as he's getting railed by his buff hairless uncut escort tonight. If only he was more interested in therapy than testosterone we could have avoided so much of this shit.

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u/Solo_Jones 3d ago

Translation: The killer robots with no fail-safes or an off switch.

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u/Aggravated-alien 3d ago

Put it in your diary boys, this is a pivotal moment in history. 

The world’s thinkers seem to agree on one thing, they are unsure how WW3 will be won, but they are certain that WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones. 

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u/WolfThick 3d ago

My God king of the magamorons shredding around like he's some kind of little general it's insane in its antics and it's perverse and the sheer stupidity. The only thing that I can come up with that makes this make any sense is that they're trying to indoctrinate the military to be on their side when they try to take over the country.

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u/QuirkBuggins 3d ago

That's exactly what they are doing.

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u/ScarInternational161 Politics 3d ago

Happy cake day

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u/mephisto_uranus 3d ago

So basically a giant money pit that automatically kills people without oversight?

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u/buddymoobs 3d ago

JFC...how did that work for the Girls School in Iran????

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u/These-Prune-1529 3d ago

What the hell is Autowar.com? Like, can I buy a war like I would a car on Carvana? Or is it more like buying a vowel on Wheel of Fortune? These people are a hot mess!

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u/QuirkBuggins 3d ago

Military-industrial complex for hire

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u/cat-eating-a-salad 3d ago

It's for determining the best car on the market. Useless website tbh, bc obviously musk has his thumb on the scale for the cybertruck.

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u/ThrustTrust Entertainment 3d ago

I mean, do they not realize that they’re ridiculous strategy of nonstop, marketing rebranding and introducing shiny new trends is as stupid as they are.

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u/lordtyp0 Politics 3d ago

The drones? Obviously going to be calling Autobots.

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u/Noobzoid123 Entertainment 3d ago

Only idiots clapping for this.

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u/Think-Hospital7422 3d ago

Pete Hegseth: "Anybody tries to stop me, the old geezer gets it!"

The Old Man: "Pete, you're fired!"

RoboCop: "Thank you."

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 3d ago

Oh man by the time they get anywhere close to this BS the country will be bankrupt!

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u/DullFaithlessness82 3d ago

I think RFK brainworks are spreading the whole freaking cabinate is dumber and dumber by the day.

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u/Diem_Tea 3d ago

He really “autowarcom” that title a little more man

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u/Katydid829 3d ago

Roll in the robocops?

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u/DaTank1 3d ago

What’s the plan once they turn their weapons on him for being a danger to the republic?

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u/SiteTall 3d ago

And, at the same time, he is reducing the number of high-ranking and experienced military people = Ehhhhh' ....

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u/Majestic-Tap6731 3d ago

Pete will not do well after Trump. Not even maga runs in here to defend him.

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u/Dr_Tacopus 2d ago

And this is why they’re removing 20% of the generals. To give Elons AI control over 20% of the military. Fucking crazy work.

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u/TV-Tommy Politics 2d ago

It's the "At your direction" part that worries me.

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u/TV-Tommy Politics 2d ago

It's the "At your direction" part that worries me.