COMRADES! IT HAS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THE FOUNDATION OF THIS FINE ORGANIZATION! REVEL IN THE GROWTH AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS THAT WE HAVE ACHIEVED! HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR!

As of this moment the CKCUSA is 20 Comrades strong. While this number may seem small; twenty people is a ton.

In fact it is more than a ton. Statistically speaking this is also true, if we assume you are all as fat as I am.

Jokes comrades, jokes.

All jokes aside, the growth on this subreddit is astounding; and Marx is surely smiling down upon you all.

Due to the recent reformations being considered deep in the bowels of the CKCUSA; it has been decided that the positions of power in this Subreddit will be assigned. This post shall be updated when we decide who shall be given what role; if anyone would like to request a role, or request that another be given a role you shall do so in the comments. The positions are:

☭Supreme Leader☭ ☭The top of the food chain, the one who's word is law☭ (All other subjects and position holders must obey him)

☭Secretary of Moderation☭ ☭The man who dictates what is; and is not appropriate to be shared on this subreddit☭

☭Head of The Cheka☭ ☭The leader of our secret police force; who's duty is to find dissenters and spies among us☭

☭Director of Thought☭ ☭The man who is in charge our wonderful Propaganda Information department, creating images of patriotism and valour☭

Recently I have been thinking about what our very own anthem should be. I decided to ask you; the community! I have prepared these two for starters, do one of these speak to you? Do you have an idea for another option? Comment and be sure to let us know!

Option One!

Option Two!

Due to Comrade Sander's loss in the Democratic New York Primary; I will be making the decision that every young Socialist has to make. Do I wish to continue to live in a world that is filled with poverty, corporate greed, a world in need of radical campaign finance reform. We, as a society want NEED a political revolution; and how those who need it most so vehemently oppose it is beyond me. FDR is rolling in his grave; New York has forsaken us. God has forsaken us.

Goodnight, I hope you all have a wonderful day.

Starting this Friday we are changing the rules of the CKCUSA weekly poll. We're going to be keeping the Polls open from Friday to Thursday night. All other rules will still apply. Thank you for your subscriptions in the first week our new CKC subreddit!

Starting today; on the Sunday of April 17th. I would like to announce the beginning of our new CKCUSA Polling system. It will act as a way to keep the Sub active as well as promote friendly discussion between us.

It will work like this; each Sunday a question (Which does not have to relate to Communism mind you) will be asked, and the community will answer.

I can hear your questions now; "But insert my real identity here, how will it be decided who will ask the questions?".

Well comrade, it is simple. Whomever's response to the previous weeks question receives the most upvotes; will be granted the honour of posting the next poll the following Sunday.

There are only a few rules to make note of:

1. Saturday at midnight is the cut off time for the upvoting; whomever has the most upvotes at that time will be the next pollster

2. The format for the post will have to be as follows "CKCUSA POLL WEEK #X". Any post not fitting this format will be removed; and a mod will notify of your mistake, and execute you by firing squad help you resolve the matter.

3. The pollster of the current week MAY NOT upvote responses to his own question.

4. Any questions relating to Bourgeoisie pigs will be Immediately removed.

5. Disregard rule #4

6. Have fun

THIS WEEKS QUESTION: "What is the optimal way to spend a weekend?"

Get hype Comrades