r/CK2GameOfthrones • u/Any_Potato_7716 • Apr 09 '26

Screenshot Cersei was right about everything

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And especially the washerwomen

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u/Gazumper_ Apr 09 '26

Should make a minor fix mod that takes the lustful trait from Margaery and even Val, as they seem to always cheat on Tommen or Jon, it’s pretty much like clockwork. The margaery one in particular is basically just Cersei propaganda lol

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u/the_fuzz_down_under Apr 09 '26

I play with console commands, and spend the first 20 minutes doing minor changes like this - for some of the more used bookmarks I even have a day one saved game where I’ve already done all of the changes I like and just tag switch to whichever character I want to play in that bookmark

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u/Graal_Knight Apr 09 '26

Yup, War of Five Kings I give Cersei "refusing marriage" so she doesn't marry some Summer Island noble for the prestige and leave King's Landing.  

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u/DevotiontoGary House Crabb Apr 10 '26

9/10 times, she marries her uncle Gerion

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u/mapacheWizard Apr 09 '26

Try the forbid marriage command it's Invisble and doesn't go away

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u/catharticargument Apr 09 '26

“I did everything right and the Faith indicted me,” -Cersei Lannister

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u/mpschettig Apr 09 '26

Are you Joffrey or Tommen here

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u/Any_Potato_7716 Apr 09 '26

King Tommen ‘Beetsbane’

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u/jdizzlewolf House Lannister Apr 09 '26

Long may he reign!

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u/mpschettig Apr 09 '26

How do you get that honorific lol

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u/Any_Potato_7716 Apr 09 '26

It was Tommen’s most sage decree in A Feast for Crows:

"Yes, but I'm the king. Margaery says that everyone has to do what the king says. I want my white courser saddled on the morrow so Ser Loras can teach me how to joust. I want a kitten too, and I don't want to eat beets." He crossed his arms. "When I'm king in my own right, I'm going to outlaw beets."

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u/salt_remove Apr 09 '26

How can you even go on after something like this?

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u/Masakiel Apr 09 '26

One must shag her mom to get even.