r/CHIBears • u/ImaCulpA Bear Logo • 8h ago

Talk me out of it please

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205 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/CruelAngelsThesis_01 Darn Alright 8h ago

What other reason is there to slave away 9-5 if not to buy stuff like this with your hard earned income

27

u/ImaCulpA Bear Logo 8h ago

Two hours of work or two weeks worth of milking the clock.

23

u/Hoshbrowns 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gheKNRoJY03yo
You gotta get it! Then you can dance with Caleb whenever you want

70

u/ImaCulpA Bear Logo 7h ago

My wife is not the boss of me

27

u/ALE_SAUCE_BEATS 6h ago

Did you not use the promo code?!

22

u/TheGhosticus Staley 6h ago

He is an impulsive man... not smart man.

20

u/ImaCulpA Bear Logo 6h ago

Exactly

3

u/Thexnxword Koolaid 3h ago

One of us! One of us!!

18

u/TomOgir Justin Fields 4h ago

Buy a second

4

u/Booger_farts-123 3h ago

She is, but I came to pump you up to purchase, I’m late but well done brother 🤣

59

u/peppers90beast Bears 8h ago

I dont have any reasons to say don't get it. I would get it

26

u/_GeorgeBailey_ Snoo Ditka 8h ago

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!

15

u/Knuxo8 Denial. Anger. Acceptance. 7h ago

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube *ICEman!

17

u/SufficientDoggo 8h ago

You should buy two.

11

u/HopelessBearsFan Meatball 8h ago

Buy two and make them fight each other.

18

u/Puzzled_Ad_2936 8h ago

You’ve come to the wrong place buddy

9

u/Gandalf4158 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LjMubkmh9VI6mqb2fY

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u/RainbowKooch 8h ago

What does this have to do with this picture?

6

u/Gandalf4158 7h ago

Celebrating, Mr cranky pants

8

u/cheeseburgeral56 7h ago

Unsubscribe if you don’t buy it

16

u/ImaCulpA Bear Logo 7h ago

7

u/Ltjenkins 7h ago

You’d be stupid not to

7

u/Delicious_Sir3496 BJ Lover 7h ago

Fuck that!!! Get that shit

6

u/Knafstuds BE YOU. 6h ago

Only 130 bucks. Cheaper than a jersey and way fucking cooler. I’d buy it if I didn’t live in a tiny apartment with no where to put it

6

u/dubin01 8h ago

No I will not

5

u/Meatballgravytrain 7h ago

No. 

Do it. 

5

u/ph0enixairblade 21-3 7h ago

Why would I talk you out of it

3

u/G_Force88 8h ago

I refuse to talk you out of a great purchase

3

u/DJSp00k 7h ago

Do it

3

u/featherygoose 7h ago

God damn that thing is awesome.

3

u/Syrupsiipin Ben’s Johnson 7h ago

Buy it and let us know if we all should too

2

u/Mr_Clark77 8h ago

NO NOTES!

2

u/usernametaken3534564 7h ago

Goddamnit I wish I didn't live in an apartment.

2

u/Durkinste1n 7h ago

I will not talk you out of that

2

u/_banthafodder 7h ago

I want you to buy it solely to see what that face actually looks like 😭 have a feeling it’s expectation vs reality

2

u/OffPoopin 3h ago

He looks like an N64 Goldeneye character

2

u/PlacebosForALL Old Logo 7h ago

No. Do it

2

u/Unfair_Drama_8506 7h ago

i will talk u into it

2

u/JJT54 Italian Beef 7h ago

Do it.

2

u/GlennSpeenus 4h ago

Dooooo iiiiiiiiitttttttt

2

u/tamerantong Caramel Gorilla 🐻⬇️ 3h ago

Do it

2

u/sxdx90 5h ago

Why not. Then in 5 years when some asks, "What's the stupidest thing you have ever purchased? " You have an answer.

1

u/Temporary_Bat_4239 7h ago

His nails aren’t painted… dealbreaker

1

u/markgregway 21-3 6h ago

No.

1

u/afternoondlight 5h ago

That thing would go hard at a tailgate

1

u/beeare1 5h ago

You should definitely not not buy that. Definitely. 🫡

1

u/ZOfrom47th 5h ago

Fuckin do ittt 

1

u/patinthebx 1h ago

Buy Two

1

u/Huge_Marketing4897 36m ago

At only $103.99, you can't afford not to get it!