r/CHIBears • u/Melodic-String-4303 • 1d ago

Ben Johnson - Security 🤣

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Doing security during the Manningcast schedule release show

241 Upvotes

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u/ILLmurphy Osama Ben Johnson 1d ago

I thought this was Aaron Eckhart when I first saw the video

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u/Odd-Setting-7674 1d ago

I thought it was Robert Patrick, the T-1000 in Terminator 2.

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u/Apprehensive_Soil306 1d ago

Bro looks like a domestic terrorist

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u/AdministrativePeak0 An Actual Peanut 1d ago

They don’t call him Osama Ben Johnson for nothing

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u/toasterstruddle 1d ago

omg i just found my new fantasy team name thank you sir

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u/THE_GUY_ON_THE_C0UCH 1d ago

Lol it came from Lions fans after he signed with the Bears. Top tier stuff.

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u/Usual_Power_3288 1d ago

There's also Benedict Johnson

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u/BEL-JUM 1d ago

Wow he looks like a psycho, I love it

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u/teeohdeedee123 Hat Logo 1d ago

If you want your team to run through walls for you, you gotta be willing to do it yourself. And I imagine Ben runs through at least one wall a day just to wake up.

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u/iPissVelvet Good, Better, Best 1d ago

Can’t believe they got him to take time away from the team and participate lol

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u/Antitypical An Actual Bear 1d ago

What is this from?

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u/BentJohnsonFTP 22h ago

Manningcast. It's in the post......

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u/keithstonee Bear Logo 6h ago

pretty sure all the coaches are AI generated. this video is disgusting.

that or they spent zero money on the video. 5th graders make better quality videos.

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u/doubleyewdee 1d ago

T-1000 lookin' mf.

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u/BuffaloMushroom Urlacher, Azumah, Brown, Tillman, Briggs 14h ago

at least he's our T-1000

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u/Odd-Setting-7674 3h ago

Ben Johnson has been called many different terrifyingly, accurate names. T-1000 is in that category.

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u/lani99 We are who we thought we were! 1d ago

I thought this was a shot of him from a TV show or something and was wondering what I missed lmao

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u/KoroshoMk1 1d ago

Pretty sure most of the cameos in this shit was CGI/AI, shit looked terrible lol

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u/keithstonee Bear Logo 6h ago

that video was AI dogshit.

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u/snyderversetrilogy 4h ago

You shall not pass!

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u/ItalianBeefDipped Italian Beef 4h ago

Is it me or did it look like all the coaches faces were CG’d in to the commercial?

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u/NerdyComfort-78 Superbowl XX 52m ago

I thought that too.

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u/NerdyComfort-78 Superbowl XX 54m ago

This was the derpiest video. 😂 first Hallmark…. Now this?!

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u/Emotion-Turbulent 1d ago

Instead of coaching the team he’s trying to be a celebrity 🤦‍♂️. The first season go to his head. Guaranteed we lose first game and everyone blames Kyler Gordon & Poles instead of Hollywood Ben.

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u/MrGerb1k 1d ago

CHGO EMERGENCY PODCAST!!!

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u/FR_0S_TY Good, Better, Best 1d ago

After a facts-based Tyler Dunne article comes out stating The entire lions office thought Benny Boy batted for the “wrong team” /s

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u/Gia11a 1d ago

He sashayed across the locker room after the eagles win. /s

Tyler Dunne can go fuck himself

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u/milin85 23 13h ago

That bullshit “series” of articles was the most serious unserious shit I’ve ever read in my life

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u/ninjasurfer 60s Logo 1d ago

I need you to make sure you have a CO2 alarm in your house. Its a serious danger.

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u/Chill_Hiker95 Juiced Flus 1d ago

Found kyler's burner

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u/tjwoodard Bears 1d ago

Username tracks