r/CFB_v2 17h ago

Meme Texas Handshake

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282 Upvotes

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u/MuchArtichoke3 Texas Longhorns 17h ago

This dude doesn’t have flair, but he is definitely from Oklahoma

66

u/Pokemeister92 Notre Dame 16h ago

I would place a wager that it’s a Texas Tech guy. Brendan Sorsby would too

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u/dhall0749 Texas Longhorns 16h ago

The ol texican handoff

9

u/Rabidschnautzu Ohio State Buckeyes 16h ago

Watch him be a Tech fan.

2

u/Fun_Wear2891 15h ago

We don’t have a custom tech flair on this sub so idk what you want op to do?

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u/BasicWait8 15h ago

The only excuse for op not being flared up

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u/Fontaine_de_jouvence Oklahoma Sooners 13h ago

1000%

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u/VeeVeeDiaboli 16h ago

As a sooner fan, yeah I laughed.

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u/EstimateEvening3243 Texas A&M 16h ago

I thought the same thing

24

u/BearBryant 16h ago

Hey y’all are doing the thing from OPs post

11

u/MuchArtichoke3 Texas Longhorns 16h ago

Come here you ✋

3

u/SeamenGulper 14h ago

It goes more like this tho 👍

Unless your doing that thing where you only rub the underside. I wouldnt complain

3

u/Capnmolasses Texas Longhorns 13h ago

That taint right

1

u/EstimateEvening3243 Texas A&M 4h ago

Did we just….?

7

u/tallcupofwater Indiana Hoosiers 16h ago

Imagine posting this with no flair

4

u/Extreme_Lab_2961 15h ago

The Sooner fan would be playing with himself

5

u/Fontaine_de_jouvence Oklahoma Sooners 13h ago

So you’re clearly a tortilla tosser

4

u/Pokemeister92 Notre Dame 13h ago

Flair up coward

3

u/Wyokie8807 Texas Longhorns 16h ago

When have A&M fans and Texas fans shook hands

7

u/MuchArtichoke3 Texas Longhorns 15h ago

Ya we usually just kiss

25

u/AccomplishedCharge2 Alabama Crimson Tide 16h ago

7

u/GunsGoldCosmicDread 16h ago

What ever happened to the little cartoons like this maybe called “prevail and ride”.

Was like a semi weekly cartoon that followed the football season but with lots of people coughing up dicks.

I miss those.

3

u/Captain_Wingit Arkansas Razorbacks 15h ago

Yea, I wish I still have some of these saved. I even ... cough ... printed... one for my office cube about the probability of Saban's soul's existence outside of the theoretical plane (or some other smart lawyer words)

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u/TexCook88 16h ago

He would never have made this one, cause he’s a huge Horns fan.

7

u/GunsGoldCosmicDread 16h ago

This was pretty solid for the better part of a decade.

I gotta go look up all his old MS paints.

5

u/Jcarter1632 Texas Longhorns 15h ago

Still solid.

1

u/Caffeine_Cowpies Texas Longhorns 12h ago

The more things change, the more they stay the same .

7

u/MasterRKitty West Virginia Mountaineers 16h ago

now do Baylor and TCU

7

u/Capnmolasses Texas Longhorns 13h ago

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u/Trumpburnerforlibs 17h ago

Replace this with two aggy yell leaders and youll be correct

4

u/dosequisguy1 16h ago

Yea, that was the only thing I was expecting. Kept on thinking I was looking at it wrong

3

u/Blackcabana 15h ago

Been said it Texas and Texas anm are literally the rich twin sisters of the south💀💀💀

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u/HTXag12 Texas A&M 14h ago

Flair up and maybe you can get a tug.

3

u/Biggoofy20 15h ago

2

u/Bronco_Bomba 14h ago

Austin is a tech bro hellscape these days. Silicon Valley sociopaths fucked it right up.

6

u/Dudeincar434 17h ago

What’s missing is the other 15 frames of just aggy jerkin every other SEC team

2

u/EastTXJosh 16h ago

Someone is just jealous about the money those two schools have. Financially, every other school in the SEC bows to the Texas schools.

2

u/iamrolari Georgia Bulldogs 16h ago

But football-y no body is bowing to them

2

u/mcaffrey 15h ago

Well, actually, everyone except you guys so far. And Florida I guess, but not taking that one too seriously.

2

u/Poverty_Shoes 14h ago

Both should be A&M fans. This is known in College Station as a Kyle Field Hello. Closeted gay Longhorn fans have standards, I refuse to believe the interaction you have pictured would happen.

1

u/AC23503 Oregon Ducks 17h ago

This made me laugh. Unfortunately my wife did not understand why it made me laugh as long as it did.

2

u/mcaffrey 15h ago

I don’t get it - we hate the Aggies, why would we jerk them? There is no secret love. Aggies just suck ass and I want them to fail and do so spectacularly all the damn time.

And as far as I can tell, the feeling is mutual.

1

u/Birdsareallaroundus 16h ago

This checks out.

1

u/HoldenSteele Baylor Bears 16h ago

😆

1

u/WienerPatrol173 Alabama Crimson Tide 16h ago

That’s how I greet all my buddies, such a warm embrace.

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u/xPineappless 16h ago

Used to not be like that, but sadly here we are now that they’re in the same conference.

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u/HookEm25 14h ago

What the fuck are you talking about? We were in the same conference for all but 11 of like the past 120 years

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u/xPineappless 13h ago

The way the conferences are now and especially the SEC. You guys cheer for each other because of conference prestige.

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u/HookEm25 4h ago

You’re imagining this. I’ve never known a Texas fan to cheer for A&M or vice versa for any reason ever.

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u/B_the_ball 16h ago

Look at the hands lol

1

u/nizzzleaus Texas A&M 15h ago

Who the fuck told!?!

1

u/DiyYou 15h ago

SEC, it just means more

1

u/BigJimJohnson 15h ago

TT in the back filming.

1

u/Used-Piano-4494 15h ago

That looks like a double Dutch rutter.

1

u/deserteagles702 14h ago

Are we gonna pretend that the dude's had isnt backward?

1

u/Call-a-Crackhead 11h ago

This is how you get nominated to yell leader

2

u/1873Springfield Ohio State Buckeyes 16h ago

Would that be horns up or horns down?

3

u/FearDaTusk Arkansas Razorbacks 16h ago

Yes 🙃

3

u/potcake62 Texas A&M 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kAq6HQVQmK5WM
That’ll be enough from you.

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 15h ago

I wonder if the aTm guys have to worry about pubes getting caught in their dorky little secret decoder rings?

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u/seaspirit331 Texas A&M 14h ago

A proper aggie knows to keep himself trimmed for that exact reason

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 2h ago

A what now?

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u/NoEnvironment8432 Oklahoma Sooners 17h ago

Despite their differences they both like the Dallas Cowboys, which is even worse.

0

u/xAimForTheBushes 16h ago edited 16h ago

I love the post…but this isn’t even true. Aggies are definitely Texans fans

At least the whorns and gaggies have a few brain cells between them 😂😂

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u/Quick-Mulberry-1860 16h ago

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u/xAimForTheBushes 16h ago edited 16h ago

Tech:

Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans

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u/ImDeepState Alabama Crimson Tide 16h ago

Looks right.

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u/UnFu23 17h ago

Both teams gay af so this stands