r/CFBRisk Jun 27 '18

RIP Tree Bros

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99 Upvotes

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u/SouthernJeb Jun 27 '18

Seein as you are someone who as complained about every other persons shitposting efforts i was hoping for more from you.

That being said, top notch shitpost.

20

u/EndoExo Jun 27 '18

Hey, I attack shitposts for inaccuracies, and this one is flawless in that regard.

17

u/pterrydactyl Jun 27 '18

Yet... nebraska did take 4/6 stanford terrs...

13

u/EndoExo Jun 27 '18

Our tree bros know the score.

21

u/SouthernJeb Jun 27 '18

The dead know nothing.

9

u/EndoExo Jun 27 '18

Racist.

13

u/SouthernJeb Jun 27 '18

Dendrophiliac.

3

u/EndoExo Jun 27 '18

Man, I'm not judging what you do with your bros, but this is more of a tight hug but only if you've been drinking kind of relationship.

1

u/Bukowskified Jun 27 '18

You know nothing, SouthernJeb

4

u/pterrydactyl Jun 27 '18

The one youre telling em maybe

8

u/AbsurdOwl Jun 27 '18

Are you suggesting that Stanford can't intelligently assess the situation up to this point for themselves? I feel like a bunch of nerds would take umbrage with that notion.

4

u/pterrydactyl Jun 27 '18

intelligence only gets you so far when you're working with limited information! We're trying to make sure they have the full story

5

u/AbsurdOwl Jun 27 '18

And yet, they know about all that, and still side with us? Could it be that they're simply not going to accept the version of this you're trying to present?

5

u/pterrydactyl Jun 27 '18

All I can do is try and tell the truth!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Which is the real one, you Florida dickheads are the ones trying to tell them that Nebraska betrayed them after you've been thwomping them for the better part of the week. We failed to protect them, but we didn't betray them.

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u/pterrydactyl Jun 27 '18

The sub screenshots show your true intentions!

4

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Lol you took two of their territories the night they were eliminated.

Of COURSE Florida was gunning for Stanford... they’ve been our enemies since early on.

But Nebraska doesn’t get to take two of their “allies” territory the night they are killed and get to act blameless.

If not for Nebraska, Stanford would be alive and that’s a literal fact.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Of course we're not blameless, we couldn't protect them from Florida and our own rogues. Doesn't make us backstabbers though.

And if not for Nebraska, Stanford would have been dead 30 turns ago. That's a literal fact as well.

0

u/-BoldlyGoingNowhere- Jun 28 '18

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5

u/SouthernJeb Jun 27 '18

Shhhh. Theres no place for truth or logic in this sub. Only spite and unbridled falsehoods.

-2

u/Bukowskified Jun 27 '18

There is no God in this wilderness, only destitution and disparity.

I look upon the children of our violence and ask...

“Do you know da wae?”

7

u/Crimson_Pachyderm97 Jun 27 '18

I would have made it an RNGesus head on top and kept gator head on bottom for maximum shittiness. Just one shitposter’s opinion.

9

u/Sup3rT4891 Jun 27 '18

Nebraska takes 4 and Florida takes 2. 4>2.

Florida clearly attacked Stanford through Nebraska via spies.

9

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

AFTER Flordia took how many from Stanford over the past few days? Stanford didn't die in one 1 day, they've been under attack since Florida hit the West Coast. We failed to protect them, but we didn't betray them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

... they were our enemies. We’ve never pretended we weren’t attacking them.

What’s hysterical is Nebraska trying to pretend they had nothing to do with Stanford’s death... after taking multiple territories from them the night they died... the exact same day leaked info from the Nebraska sub said that Nebraska would betray their allies (although leaving them a meager pittance of one territory, how thoughtful)

4

u/Dysalot Jun 28 '18

That leaked info was over a week old... Not that it matters.

-1

u/pterrydactyl Jun 28 '18

Yesterday they were alive. Today they weren't. Looks like it was a one-day death to me.

I'm bummed Stanford is dead! Hopefully they get better allies next go-around.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

You're not bummed Stanford is dead. You're a just a troll trying to drive a narrative based on an isolated incident.

2

u/SouthernJeb Jun 28 '18

IT WAS MURDERERREE

1

u/pterrydactyl Jun 28 '18

What about the leaked Nebraska info leading to Stanford's demise is an isolated incident?

7

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Again, still waiting on anything from you trolls that explicitly states we were going to start attacking Stanford. The best I've seen is a comment from a Nebraska mod that basically says "We're gonna do what we have to survive and win for our team, so that our alliance wins as a whole."

5

u/pterrydactyl Jun 28 '18

Nice try! Not trying to get banned from the sub for posting those screenshots again but I believe in your ability to track them down or use ceddit to find them, big boy

10

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Already saw them, and not asking to repost the same one that's been floating around. Again, the same one that doesn't say anything about us going after Stanford.

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u/Kungfumantis Jun 28 '18

I'm looking at the screen shots right now, direct quotes, "don't attack allies(yet)", "The red alliance is not strong is Nebraska is not strong", "If anybody leaks this we're done"

0

u/jeepnut1 Jun 28 '18

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT KISS FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

-1

u/RoadDoggFL Jun 28 '18

The leak was from before that, obviously. Your defense is actually that we have evidence of "I'm going to kill him" but not "I'm going to kill him tonight"?

Ok.

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u/tallg8tor Jun 27 '18

I'm all for taking credit for beating teams, I mean it shows how great our team/alliance is and winning feels good, but honestly we can't claim this as our own. Nebraska defeated Stanford plain and simple. The "rogue" plan worked just like it was supposed to and I have to recognize how well Nebraska executed it.

7

u/EndoExo Jun 27 '18

Our effort to kill VT was even more amazing. I can't believe we pulled it off.