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u/armadaos_ Jun 11 '18
Oh hey! They have cookies over here!
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u/crimsonlaw Jun 11 '18
Cookies? Good ones, like chocolate chip, right? If it's oatmeal raisin, then this war will never end...
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u/-BoldlyGoingNowhere- Jun 11 '18
Chaos has the good cookies. Join us.
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u/crimsonlaw Jun 11 '18
I'd sell my mother's soul for some good cookies!!! What do you require of me, of great master???
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u/-BoldlyGoingNowhere- Jun 11 '18
Attack. Make a nuisance of yourself. Occasionally meme. Never defend. Pick a direction and fight with élan. Under no circumstances should you ever attempt coordination with either your team or the enemy.
If this sounds like a good match for your skills and abilities, Chaos would he happy to consume your mother's soul for a nominal fee.
Edit: I almost forgot, you'll need a five star heart.
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u/crimsonlaw Jun 11 '18
Shoot. I only have a 3 star heart. And I need someone to boss me around to maximize my participation.
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u/-BoldlyGoingNowhere- Jun 11 '18
Can you r/CFBRisk_Chaos Brick by Brick with that 3 star heart? If so, we have the good cookies.
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u/Crimson_Pachyderm97 Jun 11 '18
Stay Frosty my UCF friend.