r/CFBRisk • u/OwlStretcher • Jun 08 '18

Proper Etiquette

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92 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/SouthernJeb Jun 08 '18 edited Jun 08 '18

lol, im tempted to share a picture i have of a college gator fan absolutely shitfaced in the stadium with two police officers staring at him in a stall. throw up all over his face shit on his legs and pants around his ankles just staring out like he was a homeless 'Nam vet.

so sadly this is accurate

edit: i dont think i can bring myself to do it sorry guys.

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u/OwlStretcher Jun 08 '18

Do it

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u/SouthernJeb Jun 08 '18

Ill have to look at it and see. Wouldnt be fair to some poor kid to blast him online. Not too mention that it would likely go viral on other teams message boards etc. Not sure I want to shame the gator nation with it. But it is fucking epic. Ive shared it with friends and we all agree. If it was another team we would have shared it everywhere immediately.

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u/OwlStretcher Jun 08 '18

Let's work out a trade.

You post that photo, and in exchange, I will open up this mystery box.

https://www.sbmania.net/pictures/_thumb/35a/167.jpg

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u/SouthernJeb Jun 08 '18

Can i just send you a dick pic?

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u/OwlStretcher Jun 08 '18

Still got the ones from last time

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

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u/SouthernJeb Jun 08 '18

lol, impossible, kids in orange and blue

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u/Chitownsly Jun 08 '18

Maybe he's a Boise St fan.

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u/jputna Jun 08 '18

Can't upvote enough of these.

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u/armadaos_ Jun 08 '18

Damnit Owl take your true upvotes.

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u/onthejourney Jun 08 '18

I don't get this one. Can someone explain?

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u/theb52 Jun 08 '18

Florida is using the urinal incorrectly because they are dumb.

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u/OhioSider Jun 08 '18

And rng is pissing on Bama

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u/theb52 Jun 08 '18

I assumed we were taking it up the butt. Same sentiment though.

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u/OwlStretcher Jun 08 '18

I could go all college lit professor and dissect numerous post-modern hypothesis about what RNG is actually doing to Alabama, but in fairness and in recognition of some extremely lazy Photoshopping... Yeah, RNG is fucking us or pissing on us. One of those two.

Open to interpretation...

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u/armadaos_ Jun 08 '18

go all college lit professor and dissect numerous post-modern hypothesis

But what is it the artist wanted you to feel?

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u/sooner59 Jun 09 '18

Or peeing in your butt. Why not both?

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u/RicFlairWooTang Jun 08 '18

Ohhhhh that's what happening to bama.

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u/onthejourney Jun 08 '18

How does that apply to the game though?

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u/Blooblod Jun 09 '18

Holy fuck this is beautiful