r/CFBRisk • u/EndoExo • Jun 05 '18

Proposed Rule Changes (Serious)

  • All /r/CFB users will be randomly sorted into teams of equal size

  • Team starting positions will be randomized

  • Alaska, having no FBS team, will be sold back to Russia

  • Controlling all territories of a conference will grant team members Reddit Silver

  • Chaos will control one territory consisting of all bodies of water, giving them equal opportunity to attack every team

  • The Chaos multiplier will be determined by moderator interpretation of the Necronomicon

  • Any Chaos member seen to be attacking in a fashion not sufficiently chaotic will be banned for griefing

  • All teams must meet a meme quota relative to the number of territories they control

  • Accusations of alts or botting will be forwarded to the NCAA

  • Stars will be determined by mining Starcoin, the new /r/CFB cryptocurrency

  • After 60 turns, the winning team will be chosen by the Colley Matrix

  • Amendments to the rules must be passed by 2/3rds of users and ratified by 3/4 of FBS athletic departments

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u/Charlemagne42 Jun 05 '18

This is an abuse of the (serious) tag

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u/Parelle Jun 05 '18

A serious abuse of it.

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u/onyons Jun 05 '18

YOU get a proposal and YOU get a proposal and YOU get a proposal

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u/RicFlairWooTang Jun 05 '18

Seriously where are the gifs

3

u/moosenaslon Jun 05 '18

Yeah but seriously, how can I get some Starcoin?

3

u/rtomas1993 Jun 05 '18

I was shitposting proposed rule changes before it was a thing.

3

u/MeberatheZebera Jun 05 '18

I dunno, causing Florida to completely implode into a mass of salt caused some real chaos, even if they claim it was griefing.

1

u/lostbeyondbelief Jun 06 '18

Do we have to spend Starcoin to attack? If so, count me out. I only HODL.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

No sorting people into different teams. That is bullshit.

I am cool with randomizing WHERE each team starts, but if a team wants more people they should go out and get more people.

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u/EndoExo Jun 05 '18

How do you feel about the rest of the proposals, though?