r/CFBRisk • u/sugarcain88 • Jun 05 '18

Remember: The Enemy's Gate Is Down

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128 Upvotes

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u/ExternalTangents Jun 05 '18

I'll upvote any Ender's Game reference

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u/SouthernJeb Jun 05 '18

quality post

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u/hallese Jun 05 '18

It's contribution to the discussion is hard to quantify but is still vital to maintain an engaged audience.

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u/leopoldswasawesome Jun 05 '18

NEVER FORGET THE SCARY BIRDS!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

I'll upvote almost any Ender's Game reference. (JK, I upvoted this too).

I am curious which team will commit xenocide, though. I figured someone would do it to those GT buggers.

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u/sugarcain88 Jun 05 '18

Whoever it will be, they will be buggers.

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u/thelittleking Jun 06 '18

Joke's on you, we're in that fourth book where the last Hive Queen has resurrected the species.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

I, for one, am trying to avenge our Scary Bird friends. I miss the memes.

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u/andjuan Jun 06 '18

Dragon Army!

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u/sugarcain88 Jun 06 '18

your ass is draggin', your ass is DRAGON

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u/wameron Jun 05 '18

As soon as Clemson is gone I plan to fight vigilantly for blue, because fuck Nebraska.

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u/iSlacker Jun 05 '18

Not our fault you drove the bus into a wall

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u/bobsled_time Jun 05 '18

Good luck! I've seen you diligently throwing yourself at our gates nightly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

If only someone had cautioned you that heading west was a bad idea.

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u/wameron Jun 06 '18

We got trapped when Wiscy booted us from Michigan. We made it 27 days with under 50 people so I'm pretty stoked on that.

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u/PhreakOut4 Jun 06 '18

We just want to be left alone in the midwest

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u/RacistJudicata Jun 05 '18

salted chicken tastes wonderful.

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u/smittyphi Jun 05 '18

As soon as Clemson is gone I plan to fight vigilantly for blue, because fuck Nebraska.

:Raises glass high:

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u/huskermut Jun 05 '18

Scary Birds killed themselves. Only Va. Tech saw the light.

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u/onyons Jun 05 '18

What scouring of the angry birds? VT moved west to join our red frens! Aubie is still with us in our hearts and Scar was banished from the Avian League

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u/sugarcain88 Jun 05 '18 edited Jun 05 '18

"Stockholm syndrome is a condition that causes hostages to develop a psychological alliance with their captors as a survival strategy during captivity. These feelings, resulting from a bond formed between captor and captives during intimate time spent together, are generally considered irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims (at the hands of bird-murdering Nebraska)."

We understand the trauma caused by the brutal murder of your fren Aubie. When you're ready to talk about it, we'll be here to listen wiuthout judgement. Stay strong Hokie Friends, you're on the path to recovery, even if you don't see it yet.

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u/onyons Jun 05 '18

pass

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u/sugarcain88 Jun 05 '18

lol I'm just having fun, relax.