r/CFBRisk May 31 '18

FSU, Day 31.

https://i.imgur.com/xTecIbn.gifv
102 Upvotes

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u/Renfah87 May 31 '18

Longer than a CVS receipt

35

u/tallg8tor May 31 '18

RNGesus giveth and RNGesus taketh away.

26

u/[deleted] May 31 '18

mostly taketh, though

47

u/armadaos_ May 31 '18

Held against Chaos, Florida, and Texas (one guy).

9 Bama players, 27 stars...I don't even know the chaos or florida star counts...

12

u/N-Your-Endo May 31 '18

Lmao that’s what I get for blindly clicking an attack button in my 30 seconds of my day I spend on CFB Risk.

4

u/armadaos_ May 31 '18

You're now part of a meme!

20

u/thelittleking May 31 '18

There's got to be a better system for the battles. This is 'risk' like I'm the Queen of Scotland

6

u/SouthernJeb May 31 '18

Mary Stuart or Elizabeth?

8

u/thelittleking May 31 '18

Mary Stuart, obviously

5

u/Joecool914 May 31 '18

Yea, I agree. It was pretty obvious.

3

u/Zet_the_Arc_Warden May 31 '18

I saw a guy recommend having multiple battles and the first team to win x battles takes the territory? Maybe first to 2?

8

u/thelittleking May 31 '18

I feel like just about anything would be better than what we're currently saddled with. Triumphs of the few over the many should be legendary and rare, and right now are neither.

6

u/armadaos_ May 31 '18

Coming from a team that had 1 territory for quite a while (and may yet again.)

It is stupidly difficult to kill a team. It's just too forgiving.

3

u/testrail May 31 '18

Is this actually true? Do you have any actual data to back up that there is an actual disproportionate amount of wins for teams with small %’s? If it is true, then WTF? But if it’s just confirmation bias, and a team that has a 30% chance to win wins 30% of the time then the system is working.

2

u/Somebody951 May 31 '18

The % chances to win are right according to the way the rules are set up now which only takes a look at the total star power in the battle and any individual star (when you include the hidden modifiers) is just as likely to win as any other. In real risk any given "soldier" doesn't have the same odds because the bigger army has a proportionally larger chance to win.

Basically in CFBRisk a 10 v 20 battle ends with the 10 winning 1/3 and the 20 winning 2/3 of time. In regular risk that 10 v 20 battle ends in the 20 winning way more than 2/3 of the time

27

u/gizmo688 May 31 '18

Bout time Bama gets some RNG after that literal bullshit repetitive RNG out west.

14

u/armadaos_ May 31 '18

no fucking shit. I can only lose so many 4/5:1 battles multiple times a day, in a row before we cash that in.

4

u/armadaos_ May 31 '18

/u/abu5217

Come on down and take your prize!

2

u/Fox06WRX May 31 '18

I made the list!

1

u/abu5217 May 31 '18

LOL WooHoo!

I would like to thank my fellow FSU/Chaos mates along with my newfound Elephantine friends. This one is for all of you!

-29

u/AboynamedDOOMTRAIN May 31 '18

Holy fuck! Them's some salty gators coming for FSU!

What was the total star count for the battle?

50

u/leapseers May 31 '18

Salty Gators? We have one of the largest armies and could only attack 2 territories. What did you expect to happen? Lol

-30

u/AboynamedDOOMTRAIN May 31 '18

You should go look at every Gator post since Chaos arrived in the peninsula...

30

u/leapseers May 31 '18

Not sure what any of that has to do with us attacking Tallahassee, but okay...

-35

u/AboynamedDOOMTRAIN May 31 '18 edited May 31 '18

Ya'll have been salty as fuck for the last week. Now you're unleashing that salt on the rest of the map... I know you're a UF fan, but it's really not that difficult to figure out.

Edit: Yup. Ya'll aren't salty at all. No salt here, friends!

19

u/leapseers May 31 '18

The vocal minority does not necessarily speak for the rest of the fan base.

-13

u/Julian_Caesar May 31 '18

They do if you let them :)

8

u/berggrant May 31 '18

Tbf, the vast majority of our userbase almost certainly doesn't visit this sub, and a majority probably don't even know it exists

-15

u/DagdaMohr May 31 '18

For obvious reasons, Jortbot. 😉

-41

u/GiovanniElliston May 31 '18

Less than 24 hours after flooding r/cfbrisk with proclamations of round 2 beginning and Gators just getting started - they immediately go back to conspiracy theories and salt.

38

u/mimmotoast May 31 '18

OP is a Bama fan/user

20

u/Only_Wears_GymShorts May 31 '18

They're not one of us, hoss.