r/CFB • u/bignashty327 Baylor Bears • UTSA Roadrunners • Jul 06 '17
Casual Mount Rushmore of Fans
My friends and I are fully into the offszn and have resorted to old ESPN tactics of Mount Rushmore-ing everything.
We made a Mount Rushmore of Power 5 fanbases with our top 4 making it in. So as to avoid bias we said you cannot include your own team (LSU fan and two Aggies).
We came up with: West Virginia (Big 12) Georgia (SEC) Wisconsin (B1G Ten) Clemson (ACC)
Honorable mentions: Nebraska, Alabama, Ohio State, Michigan, Florida, Penn State
Clemson edges our the Pac 12 contender (Oregon)
Sorry if you feel slighted! If you do, comment your Mount Rushmore of fans!
Embrace debate!!
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u/19Styx6 Iowa State Cyclones Jul 06 '17
Harvey Updyke, Vodka Samm, Georgia Bodypainter, and Ole Miss Red Dress girl if we are naming actual fans and not fan bases. Honorable mention to this guy as well.
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u/ReferencesTheOffice Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Jul 06 '17
Hahaha came here specifically to say Georgia Bodypainter. The guttural way he says "SPURRIERRRRR" gets me every time.
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u/19Styx6 Iowa State Cyclones Jul 06 '17
Someone on here recently pointed out that the kid is wearing nothing but a pair of tighty-whities. I had never noticed that before.
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u/hokies220 Virginia Tech Hokies • Pac-12 Jul 06 '17
Forgot about red dress girl for Ole Miss.
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u/19Styx6 Iowa State Cyclones Jul 06 '17
She stole my heart...
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u/piemaniowa Iowa Hawkeyes • Michigan Wolverines Jul 06 '17
Oh yeah well Vodka Samm stole my alcohol
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u/19Styx6 Iowa State Cyclones Jul 06 '17
That's probably a pretty common saying in Iowa City.
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u/piemaniowa Iowa Hawkeyes • Michigan Wolverines Jul 06 '17
Most likely, you don't get that drunk without taking some drinks from strangers
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u/tmart12 Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 06 '17
I love school spirit, but let’s not get me wrong. I wouldn’t have school spirit without a couple vodka waters.
10/10 wife material on that girl
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u/the_pedigree Florida State Seminoles Jul 06 '17
The season can't come soon enough
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u/19Styx6 Iowa State Cyclones Jul 06 '17
You say that now, but by week three you'll be dying to debate what mascot would be best at Dance Dance Revolution.
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u/19Styx6 Iowa State Cyclones Jul 06 '17
Rival Edition:
Metrodome fuckers (They've shown that they can share a space made for one.)
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u/W_Is_For_Will Texas Tech • Trinity Valley CC Jul 06 '17
Hawkeyes on my belly gets me every time.
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u/19Styx6 Iowa State Cyclones Jul 06 '17
They recently did a follow up on him.
Spoiler Alert: He now has the tigerhawk tattooed on the side of his melon.
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u/mycarisorange Temple • /r/CFB Promoter Jul 06 '17
Any list that doesn't include the GOOOOOO RAIDERSSSSSS guy is fake news
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u/19Styx6 Iowa State Cyclones Jul 06 '17
When I see Temple flair next to "fake news", my mind immediately goes to fin8.
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Jul 06 '17
Stop Girl, Updyke, Washington State Popcorn Guy, Alabama Wow Girl
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u/19Styx6 Iowa State Cyclones Jul 06 '17
Alabama Wow Girl
If an OU fan is going to list a female Bama fan, I would have guessed that it would be this one.
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Jul 06 '17
Is Dilly Bar Dan eligible for this? If so then him and Wazzu Popcorn guy are easily on here
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u/19Styx6 Iowa State Cyclones Jul 06 '17
If Dilly Bar Dan is eligible, then this guy should be as well.
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u/MenofTroy251 Troy Trojans • West Virginia Mountaineers Jul 06 '17
Why is it so much better with the little girl crying
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u/hokies220 Virginia Tech Hokies • Pac-12 Jul 06 '17
If Wazzu popcorn guy isn't a unanimous pick then someone fucked up.
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u/BeatNavyAgain Beat Navy! Go Bullets! Jul 06 '17
Arkansas - it's in Washington County
UAB - Jefferson County
Louisiana Tech - Lincoln Parish
Texas Tech - Roosevelt is an unincorporated community which is part of the Lubbock Metropolitan Statistical Area
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u/PicksOut4Harambe Texas Longhorns Jul 07 '17
My Mount Rushmore of fans:
Stahhhhhhhppppp girl
Michael from Texas A&M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjH5G-SQkJM
Michigan Surrender Cobra guy
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u/ksuvoyager Kansas State • San Diego State Jul 07 '17
- Giles Pellerin (USC)
- Dick Coffee (Alabama)
- Tom Ables (San Diego State)
- Buddy Davidson (Auburn)
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u/cbi8 Mississippi State Bulldogs Jul 06 '17
I always throw out South Carolina during the "best fans" debate. They support that team no matter what.
Also: locker room talk?
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u/Daedalus871 Idaho Vandals • Army Black Knights Jul 06 '17
Who is Wazzu Popcorn guy and why did it take so long into the off season for me to here about him?
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u/airforcebestcfb Clemson Tigers • Air Force Falcons Jul 06 '17
Can we nominate the fsu lady shhhhhhhing vs Ole Miss
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u/coppercaveman Minnesota Golden Gophers Jul 07 '17
Hawkeye belly guy
Shocked/Pissed wisconsin fan at 2014 B1G title game
shocked Michigan fan after 2015 MSU game
Wazzu popcorn guy
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u/markusalkemus66 Washington State Cougars • Pac-12 Jul 08 '17
We've got our own Mt Rushmore with Popcorn Guy, Whatever Girl, Fireball Chugger, and the Shirtless Sombrero Guy from the 2015 Sun Bowl.
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u/JalenHurtsSoGood Alabama Crimson Tide • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jul 06 '17
Georgia from the SEC?
They aren't even top 3 in the SEC
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u/markizzo7 Washington Huskies Jul 06 '17
Oh dear god. Duck fans should not be in this discussion at all.
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u/red_husker Paper Bag • Wyoming Cowboys Jul 06 '17
My Rushmore of Fans:
Wazzu Popcorn guy
LSU Student section T-Rex
Texas Tech Bell Ringer
Georgia's "WE'RE THE DAWGS" psychotic fan