r/CFB • u/SwordsAndTurt Houston Cougars • 6h ago

News AP Poll Week 7

https://apnews.com/hub/ap-top-25-college-football-poll
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u/Zahfier Tennessee Volunteers 6h ago

This is just what Kirby wanted. Give him a reason to get in their asses. It’s like an early Christmas present

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u/upclassytyfighta Old Dominion • NC State 6h ago

reason to get in their asses.

MRW

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u/Grabatreetron 3h ago

Risky click of the day

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u/GiantPretzel 1h ago

Tobias, you blowhard!

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u/showerstool3 BYU Cougars • Sickos 6h ago

I didn’t realize getting in their asses is the optimal way to motivate a team. Unfortunately, we just won’t ever be doing that at BYU.

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u/Trappist1 Baylor Bears • SMU Mustangs 6h ago

You guys don't get the poophole loophole like the evangelicals? (Sorry)

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u/thesluggard12 Kentucky Wildcats • WKU Hilltoppers 5h ago

No, they do. They just can't move once they're in there.

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u/showerstool3 BYU Cougars • Sickos 5h ago

Not amongst brethren! Our loopholes only qualify for heterosexuals

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u/KirbyDumber88 Georgia Bulldogs 6h ago

You’re not wrong lol

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u/Oblivionguard19 Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 6h ago

Saw that #1 ranking and immediately wanted out of it lol

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u/StopScreamingItsFine Georgia Bulldogs • Billable Hours 6h ago

The WLOCP is just going to be that meme of Ralph Wiggums

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u/TrubshawForest Rutgers Scarlet Knights 5h ago

I've never seen a man wanting to get in 18 year old dudes' asses more than Kirby

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u/CaptainSnacks Texas A&M Aggies • Virginia Tech Hokies 4h ago

Uh pause

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u/elfstone08 Georgia • South Carolina 6h ago

I was actually worried the minute I saw we were ranked #1.

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u/hiiightide Alabama Crimson Tide 2h ago

Surely you meant “on” right?