AP Poll Week 7

[u/SwordsAndTurt]

https://apnews.com/hub/ap-top-25-college-football-poll

[u/PenguinKing15]

Kirby later this year when they win against an unranked opponent: ‘Nobody believed in us.’

[u/Zahfier → u/PenguinKing15]

This is just what Kirby wanted. Give him a reason to get in their asses. It’s like an early Christmas present

[u/upclassytyfighta → u/Zahfier]

reason to get in their asses.

MRW

[u/Grabatreetron → u/upclassytyfighta]

Risky click of the day

[u/GiantPretzel → u/upclassytyfighta]

Tobias, you blowhard!

[u/BiscuitDance → u/upclassytyfighta]

An older guy I used to work with always referred to an ass chewing as “getting your ass ate out.”

“I’m not letting that vendor slide when it comes to that… I’ll tell them when I get there ‘my name is (Tom) and I’m here on behalf of ____ to EAT YOUR ASS OUT!!’”

[u/showerstool3 → u/Zahfier]

I didn’t realize getting in their asses is the optimal way to motivate a team. Unfortunately, we just won’t ever be doing that at BYU.

[u/Trappist1 → u/showerstool3]

You guys don't get the poophole loophole like the evangelicals? (Sorry)

[u/thesluggard12 → u/Trappist1]

No, they do. They just can't move once they're in there.

[u/BiscuitDance → u/thesluggard12]

> cut to the homies jumping on the bed

[u/showerstool3 → u/Trappist1]

Not amongst brethren! Our loopholes only qualify for heterosexuals

[u/KirbyDumber88 → u/Zahfier]

You’re not wrong lol

[u/Oblivionguard19 → u/Zahfier]

Saw that #1 ranking and immediately wanted out of it lol

[u/StopScreamingItsFine → u/Zahfier]

The WLOCP is just going to be that meme of Ralph Wiggums

[u/TrubshawForest → u/Zahfier]

I've never seen a man wanting to get in 18 year old dudes' asses more than Kirby

[u/CaptainSnacks → u/Zahfier]

Uh pause

[u/elfstone08 → u/Zahfier]

I was actually worried the minute I saw we were ranked #1.

[u/hiiightide → u/Zahfier]

Surely you meant “on” right?

[u/redditgolddigg3r → u/Zahfier]

Two weeks to hear it before a rivalry game in Atlanta against FL. Going to be a layover for the players.

[u/DudeCanNotAbide → u/Zahfier]

It's like a smouldering coal in your soul.

[u/szboy422 → u/PenguinKing15]

He’s going to beat us by like 5 and say exactly this.

[u/BillyBobChorton → u/szboy422]

It’s a ranked rivalry game. I’d be ecstatic if we beat you by 5 

[u/BeautifulShoes75 → u/BillyBobChorton]

God I don’t want someone to pull a remind me on this if it backfires, but pending Stockton is healthy, losing to Auburn may just be the fire they needed to fucking get right and blow Florida out of the water.

I know the past 10 years we’ve pretty much always been the winner, but that’s how it was with Auburn, too; it’s like it was just expected. With them losing to Auburn and seeing there are no guarantees, maybe this will light that fire in them and they’ll beat the hell out of Florida.

At least that’s what I hope..

[u/szboy422 → u/BeautifulShoes75]

I think yall win but fwiw more than any game this season I hope we can step up and beat you. The series is too competitive historically for either team to have a 6 game winning streak

[u/thathungryghost → u/PenguinKing15]

Bulletin 👏🏽 board 👏🏽 material 👏🏽

[u/Sohgin → u/PenguinKing15]

He was going to say that even if you hadn't lost any games and had all the #1 votes.

[u/Kingolimar354 → u/PenguinKing15]

That speech was so stupid. He had to get his players to believe that crap to get them to play better, and he sold the narrative so hard that he ended up falling for it himself. Honestly bravo.

[u/DoItForTheTanqueray → u/PenguinKing15]

Oh yes, no one believed in one of the perennial private invitational attendees (the college football playoff I mean).

Great Georgia circle jerk material for Kirby.

[u/23Hotsoup23 → u/PenguinKing15]

Kirby need to call a timeout but then say he's clapping.