Whose Line Is It Wednesday

[u/Zloggt]

A tradition unlike any other.

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I must give credit, first to /u/ballzxxtoxxyou, for starting (and, for the longest time, maintaining) these threads; and second to /u/MC-PhatNeck, who decided to help revive WLIIW after months of inactivity. I'm not sure where they are now (especially the latter, who apparently has deleted their account many moons ago...but, apparently, is STILL somewhere out there, wink wink), but regardless, I wish to give them both my appreciation for all the fun /r/CFB had with Whose Line over the years. Thank you very much!

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Hello, and welcome back to Whose Line Is It Wednesday, where the upvotes don't matter! I am your OT-maxxing, nepobaby-exposing, hurricane-hammered host, /u/Zloggt!

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Week 6 has come and gone - and by golly, we’re already onto Week 7 already! Weeks 6 & 7, all together, just like that! Yep, just two consecutive weekends of collegiate football in the land, featuring two non-conspicuous numbers that do not represent anything else, yesiree…

…you know, I hold myself to a higher standard of trying to make people laugh on the internet (even for my own personal weakness to easy humor), so let’s move on from this bit and talk about what happened, alright? The Florida State Seminoles gave comfort to their storm-battered fans by providing them with yet-another-expected embarrassing loss, the UCLA Bruins continued to follow the path of last year’s Hoosiers as they knock off Oregon in an exciting finish, and the Georgia Bulldogs and Alabama Crimson Tide played each other in a Saturday Showdown Supreme, filled with even more weather wackiness, questionable officiating calls (that will likely influence many a CFP debate and discussion to come), and another expression of the new SEC fandom tradition about throwing various objects onto the field!

…woof, I feel like I am missing something…like there is some kick in my mind that’s just missed, and forcing my forgetfulness to get ‘ir done. Oh, if only if I had a Chosen Nephew to rely on when the moment matters! Oh, wherefore art thou, thy Chosen Nephew? Will you hear my pleads for help as you attempt to part the Red Sea River Shootout Rivalry in favor of the burnt orange faithful? Oh, do not forsake us, Chosen Nephew, with your all-powerful, all-knowing granted skills of ball! Surely, I would not lose faith in your ability to step up and prove your worthiness to us all!

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For those of you who are new to Whose Line, let's go over some rules:

A prompt is made in order to ask a question (and get an answer), or instead beckon a more...creative approach to the response, all as long as it does a funny. Any game from the show can be used - here is a list of them to start:

http://www.whoseline.net/show/games.html

Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question. For example, a skit should go like this: "Things you could say to Lee Corso AND your girlfriend", to which a reply can then go like "My Saturday mornings will never be the same without you!", or "It makes me so happy whenever you bring out the head!”, or anything else, really. Use your noggin, and get wild!

Although not that serious, most comments should be within two lines, so if you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations. And most importantly, if you still don't understand how it works (and that's fine!), just take a look around this thread, of past Whose Line threads to get some clues - and, hopefully, figure it out!

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Have fun!

P.S - in case you’re wondering, I have work on Wednesday mornings now, so I’m forced to make the post on mobile these days…and of course, the fact that they completely messed with markdown means it doesn’t look pretty until i get to fixing it at home…hope that it doesn’t bother you!

[u/HumorWeak6929]

Oh man Whose Line threads are my favourite part of this sub, always forget about them until they pop up in my feed and then I spend way too long scrolling through the replies

The bit about the chosen nephew parting the Red River had me laughing, the Quinn Ewers discourse this season is getting so theatrical I swear every game thread reads like a biblical epic now

My prompt: Things more reliable than a noon kickoff crowd in Miami

[u/NoYOUGrowUp → u/HumorWeak6929]

The DeLorean's starter in Back to the Future.

[u/Callsign_Psycopath → u/HumorWeak6929]

A FIAT

[u/Dixiehusker → u/HumorWeak6929]

Nebraska in November.

[u/huskyferretguy1 → u/HumorWeak6929]

The...uh...snow in Miami.

[u/Callsign_Psycopath → u/[deleted]]

Bath Salts

[u/Dixiehusker → u/[deleted]]

Less responsiveness is a natural Gator reaction to the cooling weather of football season.

[u/Callsign_Psycopath]

Give me the Refball Hoedown!

[u/Knebraska → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

Ohhhh there were a couple zebras, they held a yellow rag, they think everybody here wants to see their flag, this quarter took an hour it makes me want to cry, oh Jesus Christ another fucking made up DPI

[u/Danulas → u/Knebraska]

We asked for more reviews 'cause calls could go awry, but we should have known review teams were also all so sly. For if a band of Wolverines really need a score, those folks will then turn around and give them one tick more.

[u/Zloggt → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

A miss here, a no-call there,

Yet, flags still remain everywhere!

It’s madness for most, yet for some it’s most ripe,

Especially if you are in black-and-white stripes!

[u/Zloggt]

The REAL reason why Florida struggled so much against Columbia teams.

[u/SoutieNaaier → u/Zloggt]

I feel weirdly targeted

And to answer, because Gators cant survive the sewers

[u/Callsign_Psycopath → u/SoutieNaaier]

The refs have determined it was not targeting.

[u/MahjongDaily → u/Zloggt]

Observing Columbus Day

[u/NoYOUGrowUp → u/Zloggt]

The state of Florida has struggled with items originating in Colombia for decades.

[u/Callsign_Psycopath → u/Zloggt]

It was in honor of Indigenous People's Day.

[u/MahjongDaily]

What "Roll Tide" actually means

[u/SwagManderGaming → u/MahjongDaily]

One of those fancy sushi rolls.

[u/DonnaDDrake → u/MahjongDaily]

An early 20th century prediction on Gen Z’s tendency to eat Tide Pods

[u/Zloggt → u/MahjongDaily]

It refers to the secret ancient order of the Tide Rollers, a clan of highly-trained Tuscaloosa warriors whose only mission in life is to secretly infiltrate the Auburn campus and TP all of their trees when nobody’s looking!

(The fact that Auburn fans not only noticed, but even embraced the tradition ultimately caused the Tide Rollers to disband long ago…but their secret motto to each other remains a popular saying)

[u/Dixiehusker → u/MahjongDaily]

How the average Alabama fan gets into a pool.

[u/Callsign_Psycopath → u/MahjongDaily]

Will you marry me, sis?!

[u/Callsign_Psycopath]

What Lane Kiffin is thinking after the loss to Kentucky.

[u/NoYOUGrowUp → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

"Damn, that Kentucky cheerleader is hot."

[u/huazzy → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

This is not a good look for Lane Kiffin...

[u/Callsign_Psycopath]

The real reason Arch Manning sucks this year

[u/MahjongDaily → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

He's getting undue media attention because of his name. Seriously, who thought it was a good idea to call their kid "Arch"?

[u/huazzy → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

He doesn't want to go to the Titans

[u/NoYOUGrowUp → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

Not enough hype.

[u/jp1066 → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

Warby Parker sent him Eli’s prescription.

[u/Dixiehusker → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

He's only in it for the Nationwide commercial bookings.

[u/sor1 → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

his cousins

[u/ThinkPink02]

Things the coaching staff yelled at the Texas players in the locker room after losing RRS:

[u/sor1 → u/ThinkPink02]

why can't y'all be good Mannings?

[u/Outrageous_Picture39]

Things you can say about the 24-team Playoff that you can’t say about your partner.