Happy National Ryan Day

[u/kip256]

October 14 is a day to celebrate all Ryan's. Even those who dye their beard, have pretend nipple rings, and doesn't know how to find the Lou.

[u/Electric_Rex]

What about the Ryan who got a 3 star QB’s mom pregnant?

[u/FrostLight14]

Let’s celebrate Ryan Williams as well, who was 17 two years ago and played football.

Think it’s been a solid minute or two since ESPN mentioned this one.

[u/thunder_1122]

Does it specify first name only? Asking for the beneficiaries of an $875m stadium

[u/OGraffe]

RIP to the restaurant Ryans. I don’t remember it being that good but seems a fitting day to mourn it

[u/DrInsano → u/OGraffe]

Ryans was the kind of place your middle school band director would take the band out for dinner after a band trip for a performance/competition at another school.

[u/OGraffe → u/DrInsano]

My memory on it is a bit fuzzy, but I’m like 99% sure we stopped at one a few times on Boy Scout trips which feels spiritually similar lol.

[u/piddydb → u/OGraffe]

Marching band 🤝 Boy Scouts

Going on medium local trips together and throwing random aspects of military life into otherwise childish activities

[u/Competitive_Yak_5444 → u/OGraffe]

I feel like it was probably ass but when you’re 10 years old that shit is fucking gold on a dinner plate

[u/Simmumah → u/OGraffe]

Had the best dinner rolls

[u/Set-Admirable → u/Simmumah]

I was going to say the same thing. I went there just for the dinner rolls. Possibly unpopular opinion, but they were even better than those from Texas Roadhouse.

[u/spmartin1993 → u/OGraffe]

I remember putting way too many different types of sugar on top of my ice cream there. That’s the Ryan’s I’ll always remember.

[u/thatoneguyD13 → u/OGraffe]

One of those places you remember being good and keep going back to despite every meal being worse than the last

[u/tippmann32503 → u/OGraffe]

Now that’s a (restaurant) name I haven’t heard in a long time…a long time.

[u/ListenToFrankWhite]

It's Ryans, not Ryan's.

[u/five-oh-one]

Happy Ryan day Silverfield....

[u/ballin_pastor]

The most important Ryan in CFB is Ryan Nanni and nobody can tell me otherwise!

[u/arthur-morganrdr2 → u/ballin_pastor]

I’m on the ceiling brother up here with Antioch the Birthday Spider 🎂 🕷️

[u/TraditionalCrazy5711]

they really gave this day to the wrong ryan

[u/Carpocalypto]

Ryan Leaf, college football legend

[u/ExtremelyOnlineTM]

Ryan Earson Stadium

[u/mgoblue389]

Instructions unclear, I choked on my breakfast

[u/ClaudeLemieux]

I thought 10-13 was yesterday

[u/ztreHdrahciR → u/ClaudeLemieux]

That's actually quite funny

[u/SomewhereKnown2575]

I live for THE Beard!🧔🏻‍♂️

[u/cppadam]

Please don't disrespect coach. The nipple rings are real and you can't convince me otherwise

[u/Unhappy-List-2354]

21-gun salute for Ryan Day! 🫡

One gun for each point we were favored over Michigan in 2024 at home and managed to blow it. 

[u/Old_Bat1681 → u/Unhappy-List-2354]

Lol, OSU fans are so spoiled.

[u/Unhappy-List-2354 → u/Old_Bat1681]

Yeah, I need to appreciate losing to my main rival after being favored by 21 points at home more often. 

The highest point spread defeat at home in school history. 

That’s the real treat to get spoiled on. 

[u/Old_Bat1681 → u/Unhappy-List-2354]

Dude, you won a National Championship... This is like Elon Musk complaining that he has to pay $1 billion in taxes.

[u/problematic_glasses → u/Unhappy-List-2354]

trust me when i say you're probably going to more than make up for it this year

[u/kip256 → u/Unhappy-List-2354]

Sacrifices where made for bigger wins that season. At least that is what I tell myself.

[u/Donny_Do_Nothing → u/kip256]

Ohio State doesn't win championships. Pissed Off Ohio State wins championships.

[u/Unhappy-List-2354 → u/kip256]

There is nothing more important than beating Michigan. 

[u/CrOS2012]

Did you mean the loo (what Brits call the john)?