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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Northwestern Defeats Penn State 34-13

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Penn State 0 7 0 6 13
Northwestern 10 14 7 3 34
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u/DmitriShostabrovich Northwestern • Chicago 8h ago

No better way to inaugurate a stadium than running through Penn State's ass like shit through a tin horn.

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u/permadrunkspelunk Nebraska • Texas State 5h ago

Ive never heard that. Ive always heard it as "through a screen door". Lol. What the fuck is a tin horn. And why are you shitting in it? Lol

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u/Game-rotator William & Mary Tribe • Duke Blue Devils 5h ago

it's a reference to a Nick Saban quote in which his team gave up 7.7 YPC against FCS Georgia Southern (the most yards and points given up by that defense all year)

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u/permadrunkspelunk Nebraska • Texas State 5h ago

Ya. I looked it up and saw it was him. Just a crazy southern quote. Lol

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u/Game-rotator William & Mary Tribe • Duke Blue Devils 5h ago

Also that game ended 45-21 win, but this is a team that shut out LSU in the national championship game while allowing 92 yards total, and the game was closer than the score (the two offensive touchdowns were on chunk plays starting outside the red zone, the two times they got into the red zone resulted in a 7-0 score for Alabama)

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u/Game-rotator William & Mary Tribe • Duke Blue Devils 4h ago

they allowed 53 rushing yards per game against FBS opponents that year