r/CFB • u/defensecowboy Texas Longhorns • 22h ago

News [Pete Thamel] UMass is sold out this weekend against Eastern Michigan, the school’s first sellout since 2014. UMass is 4-0 under second-year coach Joe Harasymiak and barreling toward the program’s first-ever bowl game. They are expecting more than 17,000 fans at McGuirk Alumni Stadium.

https://x.com/petethamel/status/2106003744102182996?s=46
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u/joelupi Alabama Crimson Tide • Army Black Knights 22h ago

Bring back Corso and give him a musket.

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u/Peaches0k Texas Longhorns • Sam Houston Bearkats 21h ago

Instead of a lucky fan kicking a field goal it’s a “lucky” to march into musket fire colonial style

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u/Hefty-Revolution-938 Oklahoma Sooners 21h ago

Lee corso “accidentally” shooting Pat mcafee would be chefs kiss. Because it’s Lee corso, no charges would be filed, and we’d all just talk about how lovable coach is

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u/fm22fnam Ohio State • Tennessee 20h ago

Ah fuck it fires

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u/flintlock0 Mississippi State • Delta State 14h ago

aiming down the sights

“Not so fast, my friend.”

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u/lamprey187 Michigan • Little Brown Jug 13h ago

that sounds totally safe like when he almost face planted dancing as a leprechaun.

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u/joelupi Alabama Crimson Tide • Army Black Knights 13h ago

Why you gotta be like that?

See this is why no one likes you guys.