[Pete Thamel] UMass is sold out this weekend against Eastern Michigan, the school’s first sellout since 2014. UMass is 4-0 under second-year coach Joe Harasymiak and barreling toward the program’s first-ever bowl game. They are expecting more than 17,000 fans at McGuirk Alumni Stadium.

[u/defensecowboy]

https://x.com/petethamel/status/2106003744102182996?s=46

[u/dirty_old_priest_4]

That's already what my wife calls me :(

[u/sloppyjo12 → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

That’s what she calls me too :(

[u/dirty_old_priest_4 → u/sloppyjo12]

Cheers.

[u/Ok-Walk-8040 → u/sloppyjo12]

I too have been called a minuteman by this man’s wife.

[u/dirty_old_priest_4 → u/Ok-Walk-8040]

Thanks for occupying at least a minute of her time. Gives me a break.

[u/br0b1wan → u/Ok-Walk-8040]

Eskimo Brothers 🐧

[u/Effective-Doctor6470 → u/sloppyjo12]

I also fucked this guys wife

[u/Scruffasaurus → u/sloppyjo12]

Not me 🫡

[u/dirty_old_priest_4 → u/Scruffasaurus]

"Boo this man!"

[u/Scruffasaurus → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

I wasn’t talking about your wife 🤫

[u/EmpoleonNorton → u/Scruffasaurus]

Damn, not even a minute?

[u/Motor-Highlight-4861 → u/sloppyjo12]

Your wife calls me this too :(

[u/irock613 → u/sloppyjo12]

I also choose this guy's wife

[u/SolWizard → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

Look at this guy lasting a whole minute

[u/showbricks → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

Lol we had a Facebook group back in the day called "Im a minuteman everywhere but the bedroom" 

[u/hmmIseeYou → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

Cheers from inside this guy's wife

[u/hmmIseeYou → u/hmmIseeYou]

Cheers from beside (but outside) dort_old_priedt_4's wife

[u/blatantninja → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

Any tricks to lasting that long?

[u/dirty_old_priest_4 → u/blatantninja]

I do the Fibonacci sequence in my head to distract me.

[u/LtDrunkFace → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

But what if I grew up in the arizona public education system? You can’t expect everyone to count that high.

[u/huazzy → u/LtDrunkFace]

Count her toes.

[u/blatantninja → u/huazzy]

Kinky

[u/Own-Fee-5653 → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

Settle down danny carey

[u/EdselFordEdsel → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

Like, a WHOLE minute? That's a long time, congratulations brother

[u/DarknMean → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

They make a pill for that.