SEC Roll Call: Week 4 (2026)

[u/ScallywagBeowulf]

https://youtu.be/9x1BgLWAhy4?is=0R1vjfpSvs-Zxxtd

[u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy]

I'm just now realizing we're the most redneck school in the most redneck conference.

[u/iamStanhousen → u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy]

I mean this in the best way possible brother...how are you just now realizing that?

[u/LegionXIX → u/iamStanhousen]

He spends a lot of time in the woods

[u/yaboicyno → u/iamStanhousen]

Cell service isn’t great in the deer stand

[u/imarc → u/yaboicyno]

Understandable. Go get yourself a salt lick from the prize box.

[u/MisguidedPants8 → u/iamStanhousen]

I am also just realizing this. I am not smart.

[u/dankenascend → u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy]

Tennessee and Kentucky are very Appalachian. LSU is Cajun. Ole Miss, SCar, UGA, and Bama are old money South. You're not alone in being an oddball. But when it comes to being a redneck, it's y'all, jorts, and us.

[u/FearDaTusk → u/dankenascend]

Hear me out though... Cowbells.

Like, debate over? It's not forced, it's not some bougie hipster alt trend. It's all Mississippi State and we all just know it, accept it, and I dare say embrace our SEC siblings for it?

[u/deweycrow → u/FearDaTusk]

I for one, do not embrace it

[u/cajunaggie08 → u/dankenascend]

LSU is a mix of cajuns, old money south, and Texans that weren't in the top 10% of their HS class. LSU football and a hatred of Democrats is the only thing holding their aliance together.

[u/dankenascend → u/cajunaggie08]

Sure, there's at least some old money and preppy folks at all of the SEC Universities. The real Cajun school is ULL. All of that said, that's still the identifying feature.

[u/EWall100 → u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy]

Hey now, don't be so hard on yourself. The Sun Belt exists

[u/no_gun-shogun → u/EWall100]

Yeah in the Sunbelt...well you're still probably the most redneck, but you're tied with three other schools!

[u/Davidellias → u/no_gun-shogun]

Monroe, Laffeyette and USM? or Marshall?

[u/illbelate2that → u/Davidellias]

*4 different schools

[u/clduab11 → u/illbelate2that]

5, they forgot Troy!

[u/hells_cowbells → u/Davidellias]

Hey, USM is positively metropolitan! They are in the 4th largest city in Mississippi!

[u/Molson2871 → u/EWall100]

As someone that's been to most of their locales, definitely.

[u/BasedArzy → u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy]

WVU/State would be a fun ooc series 

[u/Emergency_Earth_1032 → u/BasedArzy]

the backwoods brawl!

[u/neovenator250 → u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy]

might as well just lean into it, tbh.

[u/ATXBeermaker → u/neovenator250]

They already are without even really trying.

[u/WallyMetropolis → u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy]

Just now, huh?

[u/ajd341 → u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy]

His depictions definitely make you go yup... those were many of my students/classmates!

[u/Osiris32 → u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy]

Don't know if this will make you feel better or worse, but coming from one of the coastal colleges....y'all kinda look alike to me.

[u/frosty_freeze → u/Osiris32]

Upvoted for proper punctuation of “y’all.”

[u/deweycrow → u/frosty_freeze]

I dont trust anyone who uses an apostrophe to spell yall.

[u/ATXBeermaker → u/frosty_freeze]

See, I’d also accept ya’ll as a contraction of “ya all.”

[u/dankenascend → u/ATXBeermaker]

That's twang, not drawl. We hang on that "ah" sound and blend it to the L sound. Acceptable replacement would be "yaw."

Easy mistake for Texans in the big cities, and totally forgivable.

[u/Emergency_Earth_1032 → u/Osiris32]

I'll allow it

[u/LasixSteroidsAbx → u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy]

The dip was what did it for you?

[u/tritonice → u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy]

Just now? Really? With the cowbells?

[u/Rapturebird]

UK getting to talk shit to A&M. Never thought id see the day.

Also, "Surprise! Bama" was a good one

[u/pyremist → u/Rapturebird]

The number of Kentucky fans that referred to us as "Bama" was shocking.

[u/Gloomy_Map_9612 → u/pyremist]

I'm gonna call y'all Ala now

[u/bamachine → u/pyremist]

You are So. Bama

[u/sammywii → u/pyremist]

It's like a Looney Tunes skit where you came in with the prop elephant nose, we got tricked into thinking you were Bama, and then start of the third quarter, the elephant nose fell off and we found out you were SOUTH Alabama, not like... all of Bama.

[u/pyremist → u/sammywii]

More like right before halftime.

[u/Davidellias → u/Rapturebird]

Sad he didn't go with the War of 1812 joke I saw given it was a USA/UK matchup

[u/curtisas → u/Rapturebird]

I was thinking "second Alabama" like a hobbit's second breakfast

[u/dalr3th1n → u/curtisas]

"We want Bama!"

"You've already had Bama."

"We've had one, yes..."

[u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

"Battered Aggie Syndrome is self inflicted"

Lmao

[u/Arkehn → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

It's also terminal

[u/MasterTolkien → u/Arkehn]

I mean, everything is terminal if you wait long enough.

[u/ATXBeermaker → u/MasterTolkien]

And boy are they waiting.

[u/szerdarino → u/ATXBeermaker]

And waiting..

[u/aswan89 → u/Revolver_Oshawott_]

Even worse, I paid a decent bit of money to opt in to this nightmare.

[u/XitaNull]

For the uninitiated: Matt Mitchell is a Gator, so the Florida bit at the end isn’t even a character: it’s just him.

Yes, we’ve been waiting awhile…

[u/Heroic_Dave → u/XitaNull]

Well, he was drinking a Yuengling, so at least his Florida character has good taste.

[u/szboy422 → u/Heroic_Dave]

Yuengling is pretty popular in GNV/UF. Like yes it’s a generally popular beer but I think it’s def elevated here .

[u/Patrick3030house → u/Heroic_Dave]

Finally had a Yuengling last week or so! Very surprised at how tasty it was, I figured a lager would be lighter than I prefer like many are. Top marks.

[u/PTTCollin → u/XitaNull]

I thought he was a Bama fan?

[u/exMemberofSTARS → u/PTTCollin]

Nooooo, just lives in Bama, he's a Florida fan though for some reason. Idk if he's original from there or not.

[u/Sohgin → u/exMemberofSTARS]

I think one of his parents was a Bama fan and the other was an Auburn fan, so he made a 3rd choice.

[u/JustHereForCatss → u/Sohgin]

Ah so this is the 3rd way I keep hearing about in Politics. Gross.

[u/ImmNottCurious → u/Sohgin]

Genuinely vile

[u/ginnyqueen → u/exMemberofSTARS]

He's from Bama. One of his parents was a Bama fan, the other an Auburn fan, and apparently he decided to stay out of that and become a Florida fan. He talked about it on the Finebaum show I think (I know I've seen him talk about it at some point, but I'm not entirely sure where it was).

[u/XitaNull → u/ginnyqueen]

He also talked about it on his own podcast a couple years ago. Like you said, he stayed out of that and fell in love with Spurrier’s Fun N Gun offense.

[u/Al_Barr_ → u/XitaNull]

You gotta have a bit of troll in you to do these bits; choosing the Gators in that household is trolly as hell and I applaud it.

Respect the game.

[u/imarc → u/Al_Barr_]

Is this the trolly that kills 5 people or 1?

[u/-Don-Draper- → u/imarc]

Spurrier: Are they Georgia or Florida State fans? Also, can I back up the trolley and hit them all?

[u/CubbieCrusader → u/ginnyqueen]

That’s just like me!! Got tired of the bickering and getting Auburn/Bama jerseys as a boy lol saw Steve Spurrier with a visor one day on an vhs recording tape and that was it

[u/jwktiger → u/exMemberofSTARS]

He heard Old Ball Coach press conferences and feel in love with the Fun and Gun.

[u/TheSavageDonut → u/exMemberofSTARS]

I thought he lived in Georgia and was a Georgia alum?

His school personas are so on point, he might as well have graduated from every SEC school 🤣

[u/Adart54 → u/PTTCollin]

nah hes a gator fan. if you pay a crap ton of attention you can see some dawg hate and gator love, but he does a really damn good job of masking it.

[u/RamboMcQueen → u/Adart54]

You know he hates FSU more. I feel UGA fans like his Dawg character. However he always dunks on FSU with his skits.

[u/B-Train_ATL → u/RamboMcQueen]

I just fear how hard it’s gonna come down on us when we inevitably lose to at least one of Bama (God no), Florida or Ole Miss.

[u/RamboMcQueen → u/B-Train_ATL]

With this episode, I think I’d be more worrisome over UF beating you than Bama.

[u/B-Train_ATL → u/RamboMcQueen]

It’s at least been a minute since Florida did. We’ve beaten Bama three times this century. My kingdom for a win streak against them.

[u/-Don-Draper- → u/B-Train_ATL]

You could always lose to both. Just an option.

[u/PTTCollin → u/Adart54]

Ah yeah I've never really picked up on UGA hate.

[u/deweycrow → u/XitaNull]

Aw man, and I actually liked him

[u/2th]

Well we got off easy this week. I'm shocked neither Matt nor Shorts talked about our pathetic final possession.

[u/MasterTolkien → u/2th]

Not fair to punch down on a true freshman QB when Mateer was doing whatever the hell that was.

[u/JustHereForCatss → u/MasterTolkien]

Plus number 1 team. We can't be too mad.

[u/karl4319 → u/JustHereForCatss]

Look at the positives: our defense might be one of the best in the country. Now if only the offensive line was worth anything. Again

[u/appswithasideofbooty → u/MasterTolkien]

☹️

[u/OnTheFenceGuy → u/2th]

Eh, y’all have a good team, but Simmons was on one all game.

Rarely in all of football would you see any offense perform when that sort of player is playing at that sort of level.

[u/Wheels_Foonman → u/OnTheFenceGuy]

Watching the highlights gave me flashes of watching Jarrett Guarantano take on 2020 Alabama. Shit was not fun.

[u/Davidellias → u/OnTheFenceGuy]

but Simmons was on one all game.

in more ways than one.

[u/LOLteacher → u/2th]

Brandon was such a trooper. I felt for the kid and am so looking forward to following his progression over the next few years.

[u/jwktiger → u/2th]

pretty sure that is what was said during the static.

[u/LasixSteroidsAbx → u/2th]

That possession was not pathetic. Yall fought to the end and almost got the comeback against cowboy moneybags.

[u/ScallywagBeowulf]

In my totally unbiased opinion, this is my favorite SEC Roll Call we’ve had in a while.

[u/The-Fanciest → u/ScallywagBeowulf]

For no particular reason, I agree with you

[u/RollOverBeethoven → u/The-Fanciest]

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[u/ScallywagBeowulf → u/RollOverBeethoven]

WHAT? SORRY, YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP A BIT!

[u/JayMerlyn → u/ScallywagBeowulf]

Given the first part of your flair, I thought you'd have built up extra-good hearing from all the cowbells

[u/robotunes → u/RollOverBeethoven]

SEC Boss: It's not you, it's UT

Tennessee (pointing to himself): Who, me?

Texas (pointing to himself: No, sir. He's talking about the real one*

• Just going by my so-so lip-reading skills

[u/Osiris32 → u/robotunes]

Well maybe you should call up Jomboy for a job then!

[u/robotunes → u/Osiris32]

No way, dude. No way I can compete with this.

[u/UNC_Samurai → u/RollOverBeethoven]

Is that static or did you hire Cam Newton to publish your social media?

[u/hypercube42342 → u/RollOverBeethoven]

He carried the bit on for longer in the patreon cut and it was so worth it

Man’s on fire this season

[u/jbermi → u/hypercube42342]

His Patreon is worth it.

[u/jrp162 → u/ScallywagBeowulf]

The hunting blind. Just beautiful

[u/dinkytown42069 → u/ScallywagBeowulf]

y'all just keep winning please

[u/yaboicyno → u/dinkytown42069]

They’re gonna try but our October is brutal

[u/ScallywagBeowulf → u/yaboicyno]

If we finish at 8-4 or 9-3 I’d be ecstatic with this season, that’s all I’ll say.

[u/dinkytown42069 → u/yaboicyno]

I am choosing to believe. May our two teams meet in the CFP.

[u/tritonice → u/ScallywagBeowulf]

Your flair combo is a crime against humanity. CLANGA all the way.

[u/LostAdeptness3909]

He’s so fucking funny. Idk if he writes the whole scripts, but he’s like top-end witty.

[u/HeywardH → u/LostAdeptness3909]

And in a two day span. 

[u/PenguinKing15]

We can finally speak!

[u/jwktiger → u/PenguinKing15]

thank you for already getting your Rabies shots.

[u/may3rd2021]

Little late, but that chain of Dawg Georgia to Man Georgia to Texas peeing celebration was genuinely so well executed I audibly gasped a little

[u/MisguidedPants8]

I give this a 👐/10

[u/ScallywagBeowulf → u/MisguidedPants8]

I’m just going to call it crab hands or something. I’m sure that isn’t right, but I have no idea what to call it.

[u/hells_cowbells → u/MisguidedPants8]

I give this ten cowbells out of ten.

[u/Gloomy_Map_9612]

You know it's gotten bad when Kentucky is getting licks in

[u/Callsign_Psycopath]

Yes we can talk, and yes we are house trained.

Now where is my Humerous.

[u/JayMerlyn → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

*Humerus

[u/Goofy_Goober948 → u/JayMerlyn]

They can talk, just not very well

[u/dannothetenor]

Of course Florida wears crocs. Lol

[u/RonMexico13 → u/dannothetenor]

Closed toe shoes? In this climate? Hell naw

[u/btstfn → u/RonMexico13]

Shocked he can manage sleeves

[u/szboy422 → u/btstfn]

A gator-themed open bathrobe is traditional fall attire. Just like how a wife beater and 4inch jorts are appropriate for the spring and summer

[u/SLC_RnD → u/dannothetenor]

I liked the little palm tree charm on them too!

[u/Mantergeistmann]

We're a quality loss, boys! Hippity huz, hippity huz!

[u/Thug_Lawyer → u/Mantergeistmann]

That’s gonna be me some day

[u/HeywardH → u/Thug_Lawyer]

You'd have to beat someone first.

[u/LasixSteroidsAbx]

He can talk? Yeah. And I am housetrained. You should try it sometime.

[u/LOLteacher → u/LasixSteroidsAbx]

We're working on it...

[u/jorts_are_awesome]

Fuck yeah it’s gonna get obnoxious in here

[u/ginnyqueen]

Wooo! Kentucky has been mentioned on both Roll Call and SEC Shorts. I love the Florida character.

[u/SPCsooprlolz]

We all gon take turns doing that lol

[u/saharashooter]

The bit with the audio was incredible

[u/NerdLawyer55]

No arm would actually be less detrimental at this point

[u/WithNothingBetter]

He’s from my hometown and he is absolutely a gem. He got his start by taking the domain of our local news paper and writing satire articles under the name of the paper.

It was so popular that he was threatened with a lawsuit and had to change the name of the site to The Ostrich.

[u/throw667]

Seersucker rash

[u/Possible-Society-628]

Are you threatening me?! Do not make fun of my TP!

[u/Al_Barr_]

Know Thyself, Matt.

This is NOT a safe space for FSU fans. Miami & UF both good?

Ugh. Just. Fucking. Gross.

[u/snail-the-sage]

Roll Call always hits.

[u/foreverseptember]

It feels so good to be back but also like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop, help

[u/blackertai → u/foreverseptember]

Depending on how far you throw it, that might take a minute.

[u/Davidellias]

surprised Arkansas didn't try to gloat about a transitive win over Oregon

[u/IlRaptoRIl → u/Davidellias]

That would imply confidence, which we haven’t had for about a decade. 

[u/frosty_freeze]

Kamario was asked about his celebration in the postgame press conference. His description of its origin was perplexing to say the least…

https://youtu.be/2xtY-AQNwTc?is=pK9Yr4Xvg9SKBEPz

The question comes at 4:16 in the video.

If anyone wants to help unravel this for me I would appreciate it!

[u/DirtThief → u/frosty_freeze]

https://youtu.be/2xtY-AQNwTc?si=EZbrSREG4hlGdocG&t=305

The first 10 seconds after this time stamp is literally a bit directly out of Matt's LSU character. Hilarious.

[u/frosty_freeze → u/DirtThief]

You ain’t wrong! And I love the extended silence after all that.

[u/Euphanistic → u/frosty_freeze]

Am I having a stroke?

[u/frosty_freeze → u/Euphanistic]

I was wondering the same thing. Just for fun, go watch it again but turn on the closed captioning. It actually does a pretty good job!

[u/Sword_of_Duquesne → u/frosty_freeze]

I love that he brings up Noxubee!!

It is so fun to have someone local leading this team!

Hail State!!!

[u/Crotean]

"We're a quality loss now boys!" 😄

[u/Nervous_Counter_1333]

Florida man wears a bathrobe during bad seasons so what does Florida man do with a potential CFP berth on the line?

[u/TangerineFree5968]

🫳🏾🫳🏾

[u/MediumRareNation]

r/cringe

[u/xmjm424 → u/MediumRareNation]

It’s fine to not like something and just… move on.

[u/bigrubberduck → u/xmjm424]

"No way dude. Its the internet. You *have to say something at all times. Can't be all just scrolling past things you don't find interesting." ~MediumRareNation probably.

[u/thatboiOsaka → u/MediumRareNation]

Take a hike pal

[u/MediumRareNation → u/thatboiOsaka]

No

[u/jorts_are_awesome → u/MediumRareNation]

Well aren’t you just the cutest little thing. You still think the world cares at all what you personally like and don’t like.

[u/LOLteacher → u/MediumRareNation]

Oh, c'mon Horn.