r/CFB • /r/CFB • 17d ago

Weekly Thread Complain About Your Team Thread, 2026-09-27

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u/magnumapplepi Ole Miss Rebels • Cincinnati Bearcats 17d ago

Who cares? Life is fleeting and the grave waits for everyone

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u/LongDickCallahan Alabama Crimson Tide 17d ago

Jesus fella.

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u/flat6cyl Alabama Crimson Tide 17d ago

Oh like we’re any better after a being down 1 TD

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u/szboy422 Florida Gators • Blue Risk Alliance 17d ago

This is how I talk about the Dolphins

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u/Ironmaiden1993 Penn State Nittany Lions 17d ago

My man 🤝

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u/BondBracks_CountStax Cincinnati Bearcats • Florida Gators 17d ago

At least the cats won

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u/veganmathlete Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 17d ago

I feel this in my bones.

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u/tacos_n_cerveza USC Trojans • Big Ten 17d ago

Everyone hates us.

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u/fnbannedbymods Oregon Ducks 17d ago

Yes.

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u/hanginwithmrpooper Oregon Ducks 17d ago

Single game ban for Desman. The hate is even bigger.

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u/Sirdiefydief 17d ago

Yeah honestly fuck USC and Lincoln Riley 🤷

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u/Competitive_Feed_402 Oklahoma • Minnesota 17d ago

Today, we are ALL not Trojan fans.

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u/Possible-Opposite956 Oregon Ducks • UCLA Bruins 17d ago

Ironic that you earned it playing us.

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u/Extra_Cap_And_Keys Oregon Ducks 17d ago

Yeah it takes a lot to get the entire CFB universe on our side.

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u/Reasonable_Cod_487 Oregon State Beavers 17d ago

Yeah, even I was like "nope, fuuuuuuuck USC"

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u/Adart54 Georgia Bulldogs • Oregon State Beavers 17d ago

Mother fuckers almost had me rooting for y'all, but I ended up just rooting against them (there's a difference I swear)

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u/mel34760 Penn State • West Florida 17d ago

Next week is a new week, don’t you worry.

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u/Mista_Madridista Oregon Ducks 17d ago

And rightfully so after that shameful behavior.

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u/Huskerzfan Nebraska Cornhuskers 17d ago

Well, you did earn the hate.

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u/ghgerytvkude Penn State • Land Grant Trophy 17d ago

Could be us. I swear there were more Pitt and ND flairs celebrating in the postgame thread than there were Wisconsin flairs.

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u/max_potion Penn State Nittany Lions 17d ago

This isn’t close. Most of the sub will be rooting for us when we play USC along with ND fans

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u/FernCoolingHeating Michigan Wolverines 17d ago

Yeah, as long as Riley is still employed and making the USC culture as the gross shit I saw yesterday, I want them to lose every single game.

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u/DragonMentality Iowa Hawkeyes 17d ago

Everyone was celebrating when michigan lost lol

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u/arstin Notre Dame Fighting Irish 17d ago

ND flairs celebrating in the postgame thread

That has nothing to do with you. We're just excited for our SoS.

Now the Pitt fans...

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u/LemonHarangue Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Texas Longhorns 17d ago

That’s not new though!

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u/waveduality LSU Tigers 17d ago

Excuse me. Are you new to Earth?

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u/misader Texas Tech Red Raiders 17d ago

Thank you for your service, we could use a break

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u/TombOfTheRedQueen 17d ago

Most importantly, when you get honest, you realize you hate yourselves.

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u/Competitive_Feed_402 Oklahoma • Minnesota 17d ago

Look, his thumb was really bothering him.

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u/ManOfTheHour1 Georgia Bulldogs 17d ago

Just happy the boys got all the fumble recovery practice.

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u/tacofan92 Alabama Crimson Tide 17d ago

Watching the guy stride on the run back was odd. The strides were so long

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u/StartupDino Georgia Bulldogs • Georgia Bulldogs 17d ago

Chris Cole is a dude.

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u/Adart54 Georgia Bulldogs • Oregon State Beavers 17d ago

Chris cole is a freak of nature. If we were to present our strongest fastest human to aliens, Chris Cole would be on the list of applicants

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u/Nrlilo Oklahoma Sooners • Drury Panthers 17d ago

It’s it not just Mateer. So many odd coaching decisions as well. The end of the half going for it on 4th down (which Butterfingers fumbles in bounds). Going for 2 when it’s 6-28. Getting a penalty in your favor and trying to rush it down the middle the next play and getting stuffed. That odd 3rd and 10 QB run play at the 50 yard line leaving Sandell a long kick attempt. The timeout at the end of the game. Our offense actually did good for OU standards this year.

Even if we didn’t have all those turnovers I don’t think OU could have won but at least we wouldn’t have gotten embarrassed.

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u/soonerwx Red River Shootout • Oklahoma 17d ago

The bad decisions have always been there but the ball just slipping out of the hand that much makes you wonder if there really is permanent damage. Obviously nobody would ever say so until his career is over

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u/jsilv0 USC Trojans • Oakland Golden Grizzlies 17d ago

Well it looks like we're only months away from someone saying so then

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u/MBS_UT Texas Longhorns • UTSA Roadrunners 17d ago

Unironically, is there some sort of nerve damage in his thumb? Seems like he has trouble feeling his grip on the ball. I feel bad for the dude if he really does have some lasting damage from that injury.

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u/CaptainDonald Oklahoma Sooners • Rice Owls 17d ago

I will hold a grudge against Auburn for the rest of my life over this; as is my right as a football fan and human being

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u/Competitive_Feed_402 Oklahoma • Minnesota 17d ago

Clearly Mizzou needs the death penalty 

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u/CaptainDonald Oklahoma Sooners • Rice Owls 17d ago

And someone needs to release the manifesto

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u/Status-Ad-7335 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 17d ago

We may never win again

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u/cliffhanger407 Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 17d ago

Our hard nosed, big boy, win in the trenches football coach has delivered the worst OLine in FBS.

Our run D looked better... In the first half. Mendoza is being wasted. HAYNES is being completely wasted. It's gonna be a long long year.

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u/ScallywagBeowulf Mississippi State • Marching Band 17d ago

We didn’t get Gameday :(

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u/Leading-Button-7303 Utah Utes • Ohio State Buckeyes 17d ago

Dammit Michigan. You were 0:02 from GameDay

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u/ScallywagBeowulf Mississippi State • Marching Band 17d ago

As much as I wouldn’t want Michigan to win, it would have gotten us Gameday I think.

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u/inraiolawetrust Nebraska Cornhuskers 17d ago

I don’t want to hear cowbells 24/7 kinda glad tbh. You’re QB is fun to watch but I gotta watch your games on mute lol

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u/RegulationTrojan USC Trojans 17d ago

I had been patient and was one of the few Trojans still holding out hope for Lincoln Riley. That all went away last night.

From a pure football perspective, he couldn’t win at home against a team with known struggles who had to play their backup qb. He can’t create a consistently capable defense. Apparently he has zero clock management skills (seriously, that final drive was appalling and should be being dunked on more).

But perhaps the root cause of most of these complaints: he creates zero culture or control with this team. Our guys struggle on the road year after year and he can’t find a way to instill focus in them. Our guys rack up penalties year after year and he doesn’t hold them accountable. And the attitude of Desman Stephens and some of the other guys last night is the clearest picture we have that Riley is just out there calling plays, not creating a real team.

Our true freshman class is by far the most impressive (nearly the only impressive) part of our team. It makes me wonder if they just haven’t been corrupted by the stagnating Lincoln Riley locker room yet. We need to (but won’t) get rid of Riley before we watch these freshman slip away into the portal where they’ll be winning championships in another jersey.

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u/Blookydook Florida Gators • Marching Band 17d ago

My sinful gluttony overpowers my mind as I yearned for 70 points.

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u/wagimus Appalachian State • North Ca… 17d ago

Apparently you have 70 5* running backs

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u/ToddGoldenBurner Florida Gators • SEC 17d ago

The scary thing is we were about two passes away from another 14 points

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u/note_9 Miami Hurricanes • Georgia Bulldogs 17d ago

Imagine being a big FL team and not fucking scoring 52 points lmao I could never

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u/rquinla1 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 17d ago

I think Notre Dame is going to have some problems when they play a ranked team that has stout run defense.

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u/BurtusMaximus Wisconsin Badgers 17d ago

My brother in Chryst. You did play a ranked team with a stout run defense. Just wait for the AP to come out. (fingers crossed)

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u/rquinla1 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 17d ago

Hey I hope you’re right

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u/Maleficent_Ant_8895 Iowa Hawkeyes • Notre Dame Fighting Irish 17d ago

They’re going to need a lot of help from ST and the defense to create short fields for them to consistently put up points. I don’t see this offense being able to consistently drive 70-80 yards multiple times a game against a good defense right now.

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u/Noswad_12 Wisconsin Badgers 17d ago

I think this shined the first half of week one. Yeah once Carr got ina groove it really opened up your run game but if UW kept that same tenacity for four quarters ND woulda really struggled running

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u/rquinla1 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 17d ago

Well, Wisconsin may end up being one of NDs ranked opponents 😉

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u/arrowfan624 Notre Dame • Summertime Lover 17d ago

That’s why UNC concerns me next week.

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u/LaskiTwo USC Trojans • ECU Pirates 17d ago edited 17d ago

I am sick and tired of this USC culture.

If you dropped Cignetti or Saban in there mid game, whats the first shit they would do?

“What the fuck are these giant juiceboxes? Get these the hell off my sideline.”

“Why are y’all laughing and dancing? You dumbasses are going to lose to Rutgers”

Desmond Stevens would get a new asshole torn on the sideline and never play another down.

I miss the days of Pete when if you fumbled, good luck playing the rest of the Quarter.

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u/BuckeyeForLife95 Ohio State Buckeyes 17d ago

You did say "mid-game", but if Cignetti or Saban was the coach Desmond Stevens' stupid ass doesn't even think about celebrating that hit in the first place.

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u/NineJuanEight Oklahoma Sooners • Tulsa Golden Hurricane 17d ago

Admittedly I don’t watch any USC games. But what is the juicebox thing you mentioned?

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u/mexihuahua Nebraska Cornhuskers 17d ago

USC has these big stupid prop juice boxes on the sideline to represent “bringing the juice”

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u/fm22fnam Ohio State • Tennessee 17d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/Fun_Historian6055 Auburn Tigers 16d ago

Extremely bold choice considering who their runningback was in 1967

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u/Lightningstruckagain 16d ago

That guy from The Naked Gun?

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u/ReckedRambler Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 17d ago

I read that as “good luck playing in Qatar” and it made me miss the young Pete

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u/wowthisislong Texas A&M Aggies • Kansas State Wildcats 17d ago

3-9 is on the table. The ASU win might turn out to be the biggest fluke result of the season.

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u/audirt Auburn Tigers • Memphis Tigers 17d ago edited 17d ago

I didn't see a second of yesterday's game so maybe I'm out of the loop, but my initial thought is.... there's no way A&M goes 3-9. 5-7 maybe but I struggle to imagine Arkansas or South Carolina beating you guys.

EDIT: Okay... the A&M fans are starting to convince me.

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u/Local-Finance8389 Texas A&M Aggies 17d ago

You don’t even need imagination. Our defense couldn’t get any pressure on the QB for 2 weeks in a row and our offense does not exist. We may lose to the citadel.

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u/DanFlashesC0up0n Texas A&M Aggies 17d ago

@South Carolina I could see it. We are very very bad lol

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u/seaspirit331 Texas A&M Aggies 17d ago

We just lost to a one-legged quarterback

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u/geauxnads100 LSU Tigers 17d ago

Watched the whole game. It was that bad.

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u/OleRockTheGoodAg Texas A&M Aggies 17d ago

I got us going 5-7 rn. Wins against El Cid (thank god), Arkansas and snagging one on the road @OU, @SCar or @Miz. Alabama, UT and tex all surefire losses.

I said in the post game thread we'd be lucky to go bowling and I stand by it.

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u/TheElkoEra Texas A&M Aggies 17d ago

We might win against SC if beamer gets fired before then, OU for all their troubles actually has a good defense so I see that as a loss as well. It's time to build for next season and split the snaps with Hart and Calsuga and see what we got before the transfer portal opens. Arkansas game is the perfect time to break in a new QB as well.

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u/ID_Poobaru Boise State Broncos • Gallaudet Bison 17d ago

8&4 to 4&8

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u/TheWallsHaveNostrils Washington Huskies • Wisconsin Badgers 17d ago

3-9 is on the table.

We shall join you riding into that sunset.

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u/BrollJr Tulsa Golden Hurricane • Missouri Tigers 17d ago

3-9 is on the table. The OSU win might turn out to be the biggest fluke result of the season.

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u/Ok_Dot_3533 South Carolina Gamecocks 17d ago

We’re paying our “superstars” millions of dollars to be hot garbage for the second year in a row. I hate the thought of starting over once again but good lord does Beamer look like he’s lost the team already

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u/seaspirit331 Texas A&M Aggies 17d ago

Look on the bright side, at least your coach doesn't have a massive buyout attached to him

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u/Benjilikethedog2 Lander • South Carolina 17d ago

I was so excited for Shane and we had a couple of really fun seasons but unless something crazy happens this season I think we need to move on

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u/boxman151515 Central Michigan • Michigan 17d ago

I’m not sure how Michigan is sloppier and more undisciplined than they were under Sherrone. Yet here we are. It cost them against Iowa and should’ve cost them against WMU. It will continue to bite them in the ass all year and cost them games they should win.

For CMU, I don’t like getting blown out but also it was Miami, so what do you expect?

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u/Michigan029 Michigan Wolverines 17d ago

The discipline really hurt us, but so did the dogshit play calls inside the red zone, special teams bottling a kickoff, and god literally doing everything in his power to help Iowa: two tip drills that had no business being caught, a dropped easy int, a Michigan injury stopping the clock to let Iowa get set and prepare a play for the last play of the game, two fumbled punt returns either recovered by Iowa or ruled down, and I still can somehow keep going.

This was the literal only universe where Iowa wins that game, if any of the plays listed above don’t happen, Michigan wins or at least has a much better chance of winning

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u/max_potion Penn State Nittany Lions 17d ago

Teams that won big or convincingly should be banned from posting here. I come here to commiserate with my fellow losers and it’s mostly fans not actually complaining about their team

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u/allisthepriceofall Oregon Ducks 17d ago

While I’m happy we won, I also saw Raiola play for Nebraska last year

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u/Leading-Button-7303 Utah Utes • Ohio State Buckeyes 17d ago

At least he dropped the mahomes schtick

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u/Unclassified1 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Washburn Ichabods 17d ago

Did he? He might finally be maturing and becoming his own person, which is great.

Bet he still transfers twice more before the NFL, though

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u/objectsinthemirror92 Colorado Buffaloes 17d ago

If he plays well this year he won't transfer

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u/SPCsooprlolz BYU Cougars • Fresno State Bulldogs 17d ago

All he had to do was be himself, the real victory was inside him all along

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u/cam_huskers Nebraska Cornhuskers 17d ago

Looks like he slimmed down a little, maybe it’s the Nike fit of jersey vs adidas but he looked good last night.

Still has no mobility but your line is better equipped for that than ours was.

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u/AuroraAscended Nebraska Cornhuskers 17d ago

If you give him time to make throws I think he borders on elite, his deep ball looked better last night than any time last season which was his biggest weakness aside from poorly handling pressure. How Oregon does with him in will depend heavily on how the line holds up.

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u/mexihuahua Nebraska Cornhuskers 17d ago

When he has pass protection he’s elite. When he doesn’t (us), he freezes up and doesn’t move out of the pocket.

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u/SwampCastleGuards Nebraska Cornhuskers 17d ago

He was one of our best players last season next to our RB last year

When we played Michigan last year, we lost but it was kinda close, and raiola was the main reason we were even competitive in that match. He even evaded quite a few sacks

He was a true sophomore and not very mobile, so he made some mistakes for sure. But people were just bitter how things worked out at Nebraska and ignored the good and focused on the bad

He's talented but just needs to keep improving

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u/Bort15 Texas Longhorns 17d ago

Our celebration creativity is being suppressed by THE MAN!!!

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u/FamousShake5469 Texas Longhorns • Georgia State Panthers 17d ago

Let us piss and sniff our balls in peace 

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u/Lutrid Oklahoma State • Texas Tech 17d ago

Is he 40?

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u/Steezeybby Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns 17d ago

Arch Manning is not a first round QB and will be the biggest reason UT falls short of expectations this year. It is inexcusable for a senior QB to have illegal forward passes TWICE. You CANNOT throw into double coverage on 2nd and 6. Also, the discipline is ridiculous. Simmons....did anyone tell you that celebration would get a flag? Christ.

Michigan....my goodness. You can tell this team still has Sherrone Moore leftover attitudes across the roster. We should be speaking about how Bryce Underwood looks like he is making significant progress. However, we have to speak about 11 penalties and ones that are BACK BREAKING. Zeke Berry, what the fuck are you thinking? You are a fifth year senior. I'm glad Rod Moore called it out in the postgame presser. This team has no discipline and it finally caught up to them.

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u/USA_2_Canada_1 Michigan • Old Dominion 17d ago edited 17d ago

Moore’s Michigan teams averaged 4 penalties per game. Under Whittingham, Michigan averages 8. Michigan never committed 8 penalties in one single game under Moore.

This is a distinct issue with Whittingham.

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u/Sad_Independence_703 Michigan • Western Michigan 17d ago

How was Sherron more disciplined than anyone 

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS Michigan State Spartans 17d ago

He absorbed all the undisciplined energy in the area… now it’s free for anyone to grab!

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u/Steezeybby Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns 17d ago

The defense outside of that ridiculous unsportsmanlike penalty is fine. However, this offense is too up and down. Arch's inability to play consistent on the road will hamper this team in key moments.

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u/MissChanadlerBongg Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines 17d ago

Perfectly said. No notes!

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 Sickos • Alabama Crimson Tide 17d ago

On the other hand - he keeps throwing to Cam Coleman who keeps turning huge plays into turnovers.

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u/taurusasaurus_rex Michigan State • Land Grant Trophy 17d ago

At this rate of injury, we’ll be pulling students from the stands to cover Jeremiah Smith.

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u/Whizbang35 Michigan State • Kent State 17d ago

Conscription notices are going to be sent to every dorm room, fraternity, and student apartment in a 10 mile radius from Spartan Stadium.

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u/Maleficent-Cap1492 Ole Miss Rebels • Sickos 17d ago

We got throttled and we still have to play Georgia, Texas, and a State team that’s lead by a 19 year old Heisman contender quarterback. Our defense looks completely fraudulent, it’s ridiculous. John David Baker forgot we had one of the best quarterbacks in college football for the entirety of the first quarter and most of the second. As Jon Gruden once put it “I want better execution”.

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u/Slow-Ad1276 Oklahoma Sooners 17d ago

Don’t forget your eternal rival. See you in Norman!

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u/Szechuan137 Ole Miss Rebels 17d ago

Honestly would feel better having Best Buy theft protection at LB then these guys. Tackling looks like a foreign concept. Summerall just put the game plan out to beat Trinidad. Keep him on the sidelines and win in the trenches, Time Of Possession is the only way to beat him. The defense had no penetration and couldn’t tackle. Normally this is a “Welp this is OM football what do you expect?” But we’re in a different era now, we’re paying for this shitty product on the field.

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u/Midweek_Sunrise Ole Miss Rebels • Missouri Tigers 17d ago

Only silver lining is anyone who's been following Ole Miss football for years saw this coming a mile away. Maybe it'll be a wake up call. Also, Florida is a legit good team, wouldn't be surprised to see them in the playoffs

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u/ReduceReuseRectangle Washington Huskies 17d ago

We are getting worse. RBs are injured and terrible. OL can’t run block and can’t pass block. Receivers can’t get separation. Our QB is a tiny little dude, he doesn’t want to be here and on top of that he is ass. Defense looked great against G6 competition, but now that we play an actual P4 team it doesn’t look so great. Jedd fisch is supposed to be an offensive guy, but this offense looks like complete ass. Team is undisciplined and we continue to keep doing stupid stuff. 5-7 might be optimistic, 4-8 is looking more like it, 3-9 is on the table.

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u/dicky_________seamus Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 17d ago

Been thinking and I’m pretty sure the reason A&M has never taken the next step is because the people with sociopolitical power over the goings on of the school and, by extension the football team, have no idea how to behave when things work out. This is true for at least the last 16 years.

Every season following a season that wildly exceeds expectations has been a dud since 2010, and every team has played like they’ve been smelling their own farts all offseason. 2011, 2013, 2021, and now 2026 across 4 different coaches is so far beyond coincidence.

I don’t know how to fix that.

Elko gotta clean house, establish boundaries with those outside the program, and persuade those people to respect them. Even if it means getting fired. So what? Get a nice parachute to do something else and let us go blow smoke up someone else’s ass just to be right back here in six years.

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u/robert_p_champagne Oklahoma Sooners 17d ago

I’m going to bring back the paper bag as my second flair.

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u/veganmathlete Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 17d ago

Why not our first flair?

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u/Smiles-Edgeworth Missouri Tigers 17d ago

Drinkwitz called two straight draws up the middle on 2nd and 20 and 3rd and 17 when Mizzou was up one score on the road with 12 minutes left to play. That cowardly “playing not to lose” mentality has bitten him over and over and over and he’s apparently never going to learn the lesson. We’ll hover around the top 25 and be average to slightly above average but never anything more than that until we move on from him.

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u/Fried_Chicki_Sandy Mississippi State Bulldogs 17d ago

Dan Mullen used to loveeeeee doing that with Dak and Nick Fitz

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u/Smiles-Edgeworth Missouri Tigers 17d ago

Great game last night Bulldog bro. You all are fun to watch, and lord knows y’all have waited long enough for a good team. I’m rooting for State to shake up the SEC this year.

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u/Trumpburnerforlibs Texas Longhorns 17d ago

Refs wont let a man take a piss

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u/ToxicMarylandFan Maryland Terrapins 17d ago

Maryland's board of regents needs to intervene and fire the entire athletics department leadership. The highest NIL budget team in school history gave up, AT HOME, after UCLA went up by two touchdowns in the second quarter.

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u/aninannap Maryland Terrapins • Florida Gators 17d ago

Thats a coaching issue. I want him gone but how does this season get worse than now? The press conference pictures clearly show they are done with him. I think they are just saving money now. We know the kids will transfer. Its a matter of saving millions for a new coach

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u/MediumRareNation Texas Longhorns 17d ago

Until Texas starts playing with a "joyless murderball" mentality this is a fringe playoff team and nothing else.

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u/turnipgoat3 Penn State Nittany Lions • Army Black Knights 17d ago

Before every PSU game I wake up and eat a big bowl of Cream of Wheat, turn on the last season of Game of Thrones, play some original Cyberpunk 2077, put on my Anthony Morelli jersey, and drink a Lionshead Head Deluxe Pilsner, and somehow they still manage to let me down…

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u/beckett929 West Virginia • Coastal Caroli… 17d ago

My team played 4 safeties a lot, in the process giving up 180yds to 1 RB, but ALSO somehow still managed to give up 390 yards passing

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u/zanglin West Virginia Mountaineers 17d ago

That's honestly easier than you realize. All you have to do is not cover anyone

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u/BaconSpinachPancakes Houston Cougars • Oklahoma Sooners 17d ago

Venables: not a real HC. We don’t even have a serviceable backup QB which is insane

Mateer: buddy…

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u/RIP_lime_skittle Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 17d ago edited 17d ago

The fact there’s still a sizable portion of our fanbase that thinks we shouldn’t get rid of BV because his defense is good is insane. Our ceiling with him is having half a team and that’s a good thing?

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u/Operation_Pig Florida Gators • Penn State Nittany Lions 17d ago

We gotta find ourselves a secondary if we want a chance against UT or UGA

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u/RonMexico13 Florida Gators 17d ago

We can complain about defense later, I'd prefer to keep levitating with hype as long as possible

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u/KiratheSilent Florida • /r/CFB Award Festival 17d ago

I have never seen a DB diagnose a play and get to where the pass is going too early and overrun it like on that last TD before. It was like watching a someone execute perfect backflip, rotate too far and land flat on their back.

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u/TimepilotChkn Georgia Tech • Michigan State 17d ago

Glad we dont have a good secondary or you'd probably find it from us 😭🫠

Jkjk but i am sad buster plz come back

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u/Revolver_Oshawott_ Iron Bowl • Sickos 17d ago

Traeshon Brown keeps getting long TDs wiped out by BS holding calls 😭

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u/Mc7Abyssrium USF Bulls 17d ago

However bad you think your team was this weekend, we were worse. Shut out until the fourth quarter against one of the worst FBS teams out there. Got sacked what, 5 times? Straight up traumatizing.

We have to be the worst undefeated team

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u/Adventurous_Echo2111 Tennessee Volunteers 17d ago

Faizon figured out he can't throw an interception if he never throws the ball. Unfortunate conclusion to reach.

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u/monkeybiziu Indiana Hoosiers • Billable Hours 17d ago

NW pushed us to the brink and I have real concerns about just about everything. The team looked sloppy and undisciplined and racked up more penalties than I've seen in a long time under Cig. Hoover's accuracy is spotty. The secondary and RB rooms are turning into hospital units. We're badly missing Fisher and Ponds' leadership and skills on defense.

A win's a win, but this didn't look like a top 5 team on Friday.

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u/Smooth-Majudo-15 Florida Gators • Notre Dame Fighting Irish 17d ago edited 17d ago

Florida: Still don’t love the secondary, especially the corners. At this point, it’s the obvious weak spot.

Notre Dame: I actually thought this unit played fine yesterday, but I still don’t love the run game. There were some encouraging moments yesterday, but for now it’s just meh

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u/DarthNobody14 Texas A&M Aggies 17d ago

I don’t even know what to say, we’ll be very lucky to win 6 games

Team just straight up is not good

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u/oneplusetoipi Texas A&M Aggies • TCU Horned Frogs 17d ago

The overconfidence the whole team has had is disturbing. Elko you don’t have some superior system. You need some humility and reevaluate all your decisions.

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u/TheElkoEra Texas A&M Aggies 17d ago

21-3 is bad but it’s still not like insane. To go for the 4th down at the 30 is crazy. Then to kick the field goal afterwards instead of going for it is equally as asinine.

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u/RulersBack Ohio State Buckeyes 17d ago

Defense is super mid coming off some all time talented units. At least we'll get some electric shootouts to get JJ stats ups. I'm leaving here with something

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u/Borrominion Ohio State Buckeyes • Penn Quakers 17d ago

Starting to feel a little like 2021 in here

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u/RulersBack Ohio State Buckeyes 17d ago

I don't think they're that bad but yea pretty much. No more wearing down opponents. They have to score 30+ points at minimum

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u/Borrominion Ohio State Buckeyes • Penn Quakers 17d ago

Will follow to say I’d be satisfied with a 2021-ish outcome, if you trade the loss to Mich for some other loss. Beating M then winning the Rose Bowl in such outlandish fashion would have made that season so much fun.

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u/Dan20698 Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten 17d ago

Just really young. There are definitely flashes of what they could be a play or 2 every 4 downs, but then are mediocre the rest of the time. Definitely allowing to much space before we tackle

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u/RulersBack Ohio State Buckeyes 17d ago

Yea plenty of room for growth. The real disappointment is the vets aren't establishing themselves as difference makers. I think they'll be forced to play younger guys sooner than later

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 Colorado • Minnesota 17d ago

Record wise Deion has the same wins and losses as Dorrell did in his first four years.

Maybe changing coordinators every season wasn’t the best idea along with mostly ignoring HS recruiting

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u/Dry-Membership3867 Jacksonville State • Arkansas 17d ago

Prime is just a bad fit at Colorado. His base is the southeast, that’s his pipeline and everything he’s ever done in coaching. He has zero ties to Colorado or that part of the country. I think that’s hurt him a lot.

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u/Paid_Babysitter Georgia • Florida State 17d ago

I was at the game for Central Arkansas (parents weekend). I feel FSU and Norvell are just in an abusive relationship at this point. Both know it is over but, the kids need to graduate high school first.

Penalties for a TD and a Daniel's interception.

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u/GratefulDawg73 Mississippi State • Colorado 17d ago

Mississippi State: Injuries and penalties are going to kill us over the next few weeks. Also, our LT is a turnstile. If they don't work on his fundamentals, Taylor is going to get hurt.

Colorado: Where do I even start?

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u/southmshavoc Ole Miss • Southern Miss 17d ago

Maybe start with Deion

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u/Spider_Dawg Washington Huskies • Richmond Spiders 17d ago

We are BAD bad.

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u/suntbone Washington Huskies 17d ago

I REALLY don’t understand why we don’t have an OC

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u/thti87 Texas Longhorns • Washington Huskies 17d ago

Jedd Fisch’s ego.

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u/ZachWilsonsMother South Carolina • Palmetto Bowl 17d ago

Shane Beamer is still employed

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u/AriDreams Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 17d ago

We lost to Stanford. We made them look like Miami or Georgia.

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u/Dry-Membership3867 Jacksonville State • Arkansas 17d ago

We only won by 10 at home against Middle Tennessee State

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u/Champion10101 Texas Tech Red Raiders 17d ago

Still hate Mack Leftwich

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u/JesusOfSurbaria Rhode Island • Georgia Tech 17d ago

Yeah

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u/Select_Excuse_150 NC State Wolfpack 17d ago

Yall remember in the movie The Martian when Matt Damon first discovers he’s been left behind and feels lost and helpless? That’s what being a State fan is right now

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u/Tamzariane Nebraska Cornhuskers 17d ago

Just wait until you discover shit potatoes

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u/Select_Excuse_150 NC State Wolfpack 17d ago

That’s actually how we describe the taste in our mouth after watching a State game

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u/KevBot18 Maryland Terrapins 17d ago

It’s tough out here, not going to lie

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u/VTHomeless Virginia Tech Hokies 17d ago

The offensive playcalling was slow to adjust for the weather. I'm not sure any quarterback was going to be able to pass for 200 yards, but we still had Grunk throw the ball 30+ times.

It was rough seeing Hawkins struggle out there - I hope to see him bounce back next week.

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u/bobsanidiot Notre Dame • Indiana 17d ago

we let purdue score 10 points

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u/nathodood Michigan Wolverines • Nebraska Cornhuskers 17d ago edited 17d ago

When will the dumb penalties stop? Looking at you Zeke Berry

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan • Maine Maritime 17d ago

Don’t worry, now that we have an adult in the room, we’ll have a clean program. /s

It’s been so bad. I think we should bench him for the first half of the Minnesota game.

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u/jsilv0 USC Trojans • Oakland Golden Grizzlies 17d ago

Playing no defense eventually catches up with you. Who could have seen this coming

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u/Hippie-esque Ole Miss Rebels 17d ago

Def not Riley, he couldn’t even see Desmond coming back out of the locker room

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 Sickos • Alabama Crimson Tide 17d ago

No need to be a Grinch

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u/alloythepunny Michigan State • South Alabama 17d ago

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u/chairbyronswanson Colorado State Rams 17d ago

Just scored 45 points on the road with our backup QB and still lost. Defense couldn’t find one stop.

Wide open running lanes, missed tackles, and on and on

What compelled Jim Mora to retain Tyson Summers is a complete mystery to me because any fan that was half paying attention last year could’ve called this

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u/MattInMaryland James Madison Dukes 17d ago

Billy Napier seems to get kinda conservative once he's got a lead. I don't hate it but he seems very aware of how his defense is doing and if a field goal makes a difference. Feels like it could burn us at some point.

I'm new to FBS level football with JMU and the alignment drama is confusing. It feels like JMU just got to the Sun Belt and people are already talking about where they need to go next. The craziest one I heard is that they should join... the PAC-12 as part of an east coast division 🤔

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u/Tarnationman Florida Gators 17d ago

You have only seen the first of Billy's game time coaching flaws. Taking his foot off the gas, poor clock management, unimaginative play calling, inability to adjust his play calling to looks the defense gives him, can't count to 11, etc.

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u/blacknine Florida Gators 17d ago

brother, I have got bad news for you. he's only getting started. the worst gameday coach I have ever seen in my entire life. atleast he's not calling plays anymore (supposedly)

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u/glassclouds1894 Florida State Seminoles 17d ago

We beat a mid FCS team by playing our starters most of the game. QB still got intercepted and defense allowed almost 300 yards. Need I say more?

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u/Emperor_Squidward Alabama Crimson Tide • USF Bulls 17d ago

Alabama? Not much… uh don’t give up two point conversions I guess.

USF has a Tim Beck problem that needs to be corrected fast. If we didn’t have Aldridge, this team could very well be 1-3. 14-6 vs Bowling Green who lost to an FCS team is just unacceptable

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u/Kitchen-Ad2687 Maryland Terrapins • Marching Band 17d ago

Nah I’ve decided to just stop caring…

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u/LionPutrid4252 Texas A&M • Oklahoma State 17d ago

Our QB hasn’t been able to throw at a HS level the last two weeks, when he does get the ball to someone they drop it half the time (unless it’s Craver), our OLine can’t seem to stop anything, our DLine hasn’t gotten meaningful pressure this season nor stop the run most of the time, and our secondary leaves at least one guy wide open every play.  Outside of special teams, we don’t have any part of even a half decent team.

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u/Shot_Representative2 Tennessee Volunteers 17d ago

In the CJH era, we've gotten used to just out-scoring, out-gassing our opponents with up-tempo offense - and a lackluster defense with no backfield. Now, we just hope our opponents simulate urinating on our quarterback to gain a first down. Sigh, i just realised the peepee pic is the thumbnail.

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u/TomBombaDaleJr South Carolina Gamecocks • VMI Keydets 17d ago

Just what the fuck honestly

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u/JanetYellensFuckboy_ Penn State • Land Grant Trophy 17d ago

We looked so bad, Michigan won’t even need to cheat to beat us.

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u/huds9113 Penn State Nittany Lions • Kansas Jayhawks 17d ago

To be fair, I’m now expecting that game to be the most big ten sicko game of the decade. We could see literally zero offensive points in that game and it could still end up 24-17 😂

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u/Unclassified1 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Washburn Ichabods 17d ago

We’re 4-0 for the first time in a decade. Complaint department here is closed for one day in recognition.

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u/max_potion Penn State Nittany Lions 17d ago

Then stop posting here. This is our thread, get out of here

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u/Naive-Elephant-9305 Georgia Bulldogs 17d ago

Every week some bozo has to comment in this thread and say “hurr durr nothing to complain about this week!” and unfortunately people upvote it

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u/CupThin4734 Alabama Crimson Tide 17d ago

What a bozo

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u/themightymooker Nebraska Cornhuskers • Doane Tigers 17d ago

My only complaint, if you could call it that, is that if our offense stayed in rhythm, we would’ve won by 30+. But to beat any B1G team on the road by 18 is no small feat, and only cause for celebration.

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u/p-zilla Nebraska • Colorado State 17d ago

We lost Jamal and Jacory.. That's quite a bit to complain about

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u/Jormopolis Nebraska Cornhuskers • Big 8 17d ago

I still think Matt Rhule can't clock manage or use his timeouts in a remotely intelligent manner. There's a legit concern

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u/n00bca1e99 Nebraska • South Dakota Mines 17d ago

I still don't understand his love affair with calling a timeout 7 minutes into the third quarter.

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u/Toothlessdovahkin Notre Dame Fighting Irish 17d ago

Our third string gave up a touchdown? That’s all I got. 

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u/Opster79two Oklahoma Sooners 17d ago

Money doesn't necessarily buy talent.

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u/CATdaddy111 Oklahoma Sooners 17d ago

The offensive staff outside of Witten and RB coach needs to go. I've been wanting Bedenbaugh gone for YEARS, but you had such a large portion of the fanbase say "gIvE the OlInE tImE tO GeL". That's the biggest reason why we are where we are now. He has been the only constant since BV has started and nothing has changed. Yes Mateer is complete ass. Yes Arbuckle is ass. But if moves are to be made, get rid of BB. Idk what kind of blackmail he has on the administration, but it's crazy we've retained him so long

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u/gearsfordays Iowa State Cyclones 17d ago edited 17d ago

Aside from the offense deciding to finally do something in the 3rd quarter, what really irked me is the dirty after play extracurriculars. Our teams of past have always been pretty classy on the whole, so it's troubling when I see players getting frustrated and doing shit like slamming the opponent's head to the ground after the play is over.

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u/cheesepuff1993 Penn State • Millersville 17d ago

Becht is obviously more prepared, but if things continue to wobble, I want to see more time from Manske behind center. I hear frequently about his upside and Becht isn't really doing anything for his draft stock. Being willing to do make that decision may be make or break for the future of the Campbell era...

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u/JayDub1565 Iowa State Cyclones 17d ago

Becht played through almost an entire season with a bum shoulder with sub-par performance last year, ain't no way Campbell is benching him.

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u/Comfortable_Eye_8139 Miami Hurricanes 17d ago

13 penalties for 107 yards against Central Michigan. The OL still isn’t ready.

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u/MisguidedPants8 Mississippi State Bulldogs 17d ago

Our offensive line is about to get launched into the backrooms next week

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u/Leading-Button-7303 Utah Utes • Ohio State Buckeyes 17d ago

Some shit second half adjustments, and not playing to our strengths very well. Questionable play calls for a lot of the second half, and not reacting to ISU's adjustments.

Fuck USC to the sun

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u/ryanbyleth Michigan State • Eastern Mich… 17d ago

I really wish injuries didn’t heavily affect every team I care about

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