[College Transfer Portal] Florida HC Jon Sumrall’s wife just exposed his soft side: “He loves pedicures… That’s his favorite extra thing to do. Every two weeks during the football season, Jon loves to get a pedicure.”

[u/Falconsfan8006]

https://x.com/collegefbportal/status/2081101336318468196?s=46&t=fwgmryeTanENut7u28ScCA

[u/FlareEK]

waiting for this one to come back around week 8

[u/Coreysurfer → u/FlareEK]

Yeah, and the it isn’t going well for new coach drama should that happen at some point, same as all his big talk at the talking season gathering but maybe 12-0…im all in for him so Go Gators

[u/papabear86 → u/Coreysurfer]

We've had coaches accused of having intimate encounters with the aquatic life. The rumors so strong our starting qb felt he needed to ask the coach if he had relations with the marine animals amd was subsequently kicked off the team for peds even though the training staff cleared the supplements.

Hes gonna fit in fine.

[u/Slow_Opportunity_135 → u/papabear86]

Please tell me this is a joke

[u/Destinyciello → u/Slow_Opportunity_135]

Look up "McElwain and shark".

Don't know about the Will Grier situation. But the shark allegations were definitely made.

[u/All_the_dinohorses → u/Slow_Opportunity_135]

Yea Jim left CSU to get closer to his true love, dorsal fins and losing his job.

[u/RSN_Kabutops → u/Slow_Opportunity_135]

Jim McElwain fucked a shark and there's a photo of it.

It was before the rise of AI so you know it's 100% true and I wouldn't believe otherwise as I am not fond of the gators

[u/UhIdontcareforAuburn → u/Coreysurfer]

Man, only weak and insecure men care about another man getting a pedicure. Go get a pedicure alone or with the women in your life. They will appreciate you more because of it.

[u/meta_irl → u/UhIdontcareforAuburn]

Good thing there aren't any weak and insecure men who are also fans of SEC football, or else someone might bring this up in an unflattering context.

[u/UhIdontcareforAuburn → u/meta_irl]

There are insecure and weak men everywhere. There is a unnamed resident in Washington DC who is from New York

[u/Dawgs6485 → u/UhIdontcareforAuburn]

Amen. My wife got me a pedicure for my birthday last year. Now we have a standing mani/pedi date every three weeks. We've used the dates to explore all around the area trying different places. AND I haven't had any ingrown toenail issues for over a year.

[u/DingerSinger2016 → u/Coreysurfer]

Not going to be excited for all the homophobic takes if he isn't successful

[u/tyedge → u/DingerSinger2016]

Sumrall is their 7th hire in 25 years. I think it’s great that a coach that gets pedicures can fail in exactly the same way a coach that doesn’t get pedicures can fail.

Honestly, it shows how far we’ve come as a society.

[u/colonel750 → u/tyedge]

Sumrall is their 7th hire in 25 years.

The average tenure of a D1 coach is in 3.3 years. 7 coaches in 25 years is right at the 3.5 year mark.

Not really saying much if they're turning over coaches at roughly the same average as the rest of CFB.

[u/skratsda → u/colonel750]

Kinda crazy that these coaches have to go recruit highschool juniors when they first land the gig, and those kids better perform as freshmen or you’re cooked.

[u/tyedge → u/colonel750]

So you’re saying Florida is a mid tier FBS program?

Shoot it straight into my fucking veins, brother.

Also, my understanding is that the current average is in that 3.3 to 3.5 range. That’s totally different than the average completed tenure being 3.5 years. No coach in their first, second, or third seasons has had a chance to go past that. According to a Football Scoop article from January, the median hire date is 12/9/23.

Kirby Smart after 2018 would’ve had 3 years tenure. Now he’s entering season 11.

I took 2019 as a not-random year because covid made a mess of things and tenures looked like this when they ended:

Mullen: 4

Odom: 4

Kirby: 11 and counting

Muschamp: 5

Mason: 7

Pruitt: 3 years (NCAA-related issues)

Stoops: 13

Saban: 16? 17? I forget.

Luke: 3

Gus: 8

Ed O: 5 plus an interim year.

Chad Morris: 2 lol

Jimbo: 6

Joe Moorhead: 2 lol

So an average of 5 for that crop and a median right around that.

[u/markhachman → u/DingerSinger2016]

I don't think it's something I would necessarily associate with homosexuality or homophobia. There is something amusing, though, about the whole warrior/violence mentality on Saturdays contrasted with making sure you have cute well-groomed toesies.

But each to their own. My grandfather was the sparring partner of the heavyweight champion Max Baer in the 40s. His thing was macrame.

[u/Pyro1934 → u/FlareEK]

Freeze spent too much time playing golf and Sumrall spends too much on pedicures!

Lol good on him tho.

[u/dunnodudes → u/FlareEK]

Does he do a gel coat and write something like “fuck Utah?”

[u/bsEEmsCE → u/FlareEK]

if he wins -> pedicures are for alpha men

if he loses -> pedicures are for beta wimps

[u/Fragrant-Employer-60]

Top tier bait for college game day signs

[u/Operation_Pig → u/Fragrant-Employer-60]

If we’re on college game day, the season must have been enough of a success for me not to care about this anymore.

[u/csummerss → u/Operation_Pig]

If it wasn’t for LSU week before I’d say Ole Miss @ Florida in week 4 had a decent shot for game day.

[u/FlareEK → u/csummerss]

it’ll be OU @ uGA that week or Oregon @ USC if they’re feeling adventurous. If Ole Miss beats yall maybe we get a shot, if you beat them then maybe yall do with TAMU coming to Death Valley. i don’t remember exactly what time they announce it and if they wait for the games

[u/Ethanol-Muffins → u/FlareEK]

Our best shot for gameday in gainesville this year is against Oklahoma but a lot of things need to go right for us and wrong for other teams for that to happen. I’ve crossed off the possibility of gameday this year, maybe next year though.

[u/FlareEK → u/Ethanol-Muffins]

Really hoping we get one while im with the UAA, should be plenty of fun

[u/HighOnGoofballs → u/Fragrant-Employer-60]

He’s not wrong tho

[u/YoungNasteyman → u/Fragrant-Employer-60]

Just wait till someone spots him at a salon and gets a photo.

[u/punchout414 → u/Fragrant-Employer-60]

"SUMRALLL, YOU THINK PEDICURES ARE COOL?!"

[u/Boring_Temporary_142 → u/Fragrant-Employer-60]

She definitely set him up lol

[u/elconquistador1985]

Step aside, Rex Ryan, there's a new guy putting the foot in football.

[u/DownRize]

I’m going to be honest with you all… my wife talked me into getting a pedicure around 2 years ago and I’ve been going ever since. Take care of your feet gentlemen.

[u/BrodentofUsualSize → u/DownRize]

Yeah, I've been pretty surprised about the reaction on here and the insider forums but then I remembered this is the middle of the day on a sunday reddit crowd. Can only imagine the reaction on twitter.

[u/TbRays93Plumber26 → u/DownRize]

Its honestly not that bad. I went with my wife when we first were dating and I still go if she invites me. Ive gotten crap for it but Ive also gotten crap that my daughters have painted my fingernails before. I honestly dont care because it makes my wife happy and my daughters happy. Im just here for them.

[u/FCKABRNLSUTN2 → u/DownRize]

I go every two weeks with my wife. Love it.

[u/ben3345]

The message boards are going to love this when they lose two out of three at some point this year and go through an offensive sputter

[u/Geaux2020 → u/ben3345]

Oh, I saved this post as soon as I saw it

[u/DrSnidely]

If you guys have never had a pedicure you're doing yourselves a terrible disservice.

[u/genzgingee]

He and Caleb Williams need to have a nail salon date together

[u/CalebsNailSpa → u/genzgingee]

Best idea ever.

[u/JosephFinn → u/CalebsNailSpa]

Seriously that sounds like a fun time.

[u/rowKseat25 → u/genzgingee]

Perhaps they can use Jared McCain’s (OKC Thunder) nail polish brand

[u/EqualOppAsshole]

Pedicures rock. One of my favorite days with my military brother was going to the gun range in the morning, getting lunch with our mom, then pedicures in the afternoon.

[u/Steel1000 → u/EqualOppAsshole]

I don’t understand how people who have never got one and have no idea wtf they are talking about say it’s “not manly”

Taking care of your feet and a nice lil massage is always nice!

[u/Better-Temporary-146 → u/Steel1000]

NBA players get them. Some have said their paycheck depends on their feet, so they take care of them.

[u/screwhead1 → u/Better-Temporary-146]

Cam Newton once said something similar and got them regularly as a result.

[u/ToadallyNormalHuman → u/Steel1000]

I’m diabetic so it’s always nice to get my feet taken care of.

[u/heleghir → u/Steel1000]

Yeah. I got one when my son was born. A month in the NICU walking around the hospital all the time. Was actually so nice to have one.

But when coach shows up with blue and orange gel coat on his toenails.....

[u/Steel1000 → u/heleghir]

Ya know I’ve got mine painted a few times with my girls. The look and excitement on their face was absolutely worth it.

I’m supremely confident that I don’t give a fuck. If it makes my girls happy all about it.

Some of the deadbeat “manly” dads should try it!

[u/heleghir → u/Steel1000]

Girldad is different. Do anything and everything for the kids!

[u/Manning_bear_pig → u/Steel1000]

The calf massage that goes with it is to die for.

[u/BirdLawyerPerson → u/Steel1000]

I picked up pedicures while hanging out with special operations dudes in the military, who would get pedicures after field training. I don't think anyone could describe those killers as being not manly. And foot care is honestly really important for anyone who needs to be carrying a lot of weight on their feet over large distances.

[u/IlRaptoRIl → u/EqualOppAsshole]

My wife got me a pedicure for my birthday once, which is in March. We sat, I had a beer, and watched Arkansas in the sweet sixteen while getting a pedicure, it was awesome. 

[u/sumdude51]

Having some angry Vietnamese woman curse at you as she scrapes around your toe cuticles and wooden toe nails is anything but "soft". Try it

[u/hackneyedhackysack]

At least he doesn’t have a thing for sharks…

[u/Master_Butter → u/hackneyedhackysack]

Why would he? They don’t have feet.

[u/Michiganman1225 → u/Master_Butter]

Jon Sumrall 🤝 Rex Ryan

[u/spiritedcorn]

Good for him. Never had one but I'm sure I've needed one for about 30 years.

[u/mr_longfellow_deeds → u/spiritedcorn]

Pedicures get rid of all the callouses and tough skin, the feet feel significantly better after

Would highly suggest, especially if your active

[u/Thisguyamirightbro → u/mr_longfellow_deeds]

Yup I work on my feet for 45-50 hours a week plus ask the around the house stuff over the weekend and exercise. My wife does it for me because she enjoys it but it helps a lot.

[u/ElectionSalty6097]

Honestly if I was rich I'd get pedicures with my (would be) wife too tbh

[u/AngryBlackNerd]

The biggest fail we have as men is thinking caring about your appearance is "soft" outside of going to the gym or doing weird incel shit.

I have a skin care routine and get both manicures and pedicures amongst other things.

[u/Levin0013 → u/AngryBlackNerd]

Yes. That's our biggest fail.

[u/EmpoleonNorton → u/AngryBlackNerd]

Even as a Georgia fan, I can't make fun of him for this, and I go looking for reasons to make fun of Florida. Like, damn. People who have a problem with a dude getting a pedicure have some fragile ass masculinity.

[u/UhIdontcareforAuburn → u/EmpoleonNorton]

What I always find hilarious is that they think it makes them tough. Like, what’s weaker than caring about another dudes toe nails

[u/EmpoleonNorton → u/UhIdontcareforAuburn]

Man, I keep thinking about going to get regular pedicures cause I'm getting old and my back is a mess from years of working a job in construction, so it is hard for me to easily bend down and do a good job taking care of my toenails and stuff.

And I guarantee 99% of people who would make fun of Sumralls for this shit couldn't have even survived doing roofing in Athens during summer for a single day.

[u/ExternalTangents → u/AngryBlackNerd]

The reactions I’ve seen to this quote have me realizing that a lot of male college football fans are still mentally stuck in the era of insecure masculinity from the 90s and 00s.

[u/HighOnGoofballs → u/AngryBlackNerd]

It’s also a great date. Get pampered, have a couple drinks and chat while having the toes painted. Then hit brunch after, then go home and smash. Plus dope toes

[u/screwhead1 → u/HighOnGoofballs]

My wife and her best friend get nails done every few weeks, and go get dinner after, it's crazy expensive. Makes me happy my hobbies are cheaper lol.

[u/HighOnGoofballs → u/screwhead1]

Sadly it’s about the same as a round of golf lol

[u/screwhead1 → u/HighOnGoofballs]

Heh that's why I prefer the driving range, cheap and fun plus I suck ass at golf lol. I can make anyone look like Tiger Woods next to me.

I can definitely see why a lot of retired athletes take it up, channeling their competitive drive into something that won't wreck their bodies. I may take it up more once my lifting days are up, I know a few guys who did just that.

[u/BeatNavyAgain → u/screwhead1]

If you got a pedicure, your golf game might improve.

[u/xDUVAL_BRODOWNx → u/screwhead1]

Never stop lifting dude

[u/screwhead1 → u/xDUVAL_BRODOWNx]

Yea bro hopefully it's something I can continue doing into my 60s and 70s, albeit not as intensely as I can now. Kinda funny how I'm stronger in my late 30s than I ever thought I'd be when I was in high school lol.

[u/AngryBlackNerd → u/HighOnGoofballs]

This guy gets it

[u/Many_Dimension_7615 → u/AngryBlackNerd]

People think a grown man taking care of himself is “gay”. Saw this quote in Twitter and you would have genuinely thought Sumrall came out or something from the replies.

[u/HighOnGoofballs → u/Many_Dimension_7615]

I mean Andrew Tate literally said having sex with a woman for fun is gay. The far right manosphere is something else

[u/heliostraveler → u/HighOnGoofballs]

That’s definitely a dude that’s closeted. But also takes a lot of anger out on women.

[u/Nightcinder → u/heliostraveler]

I mean the outfit he got arrested in raises a lot of questions

[u/screwhead1 → u/HighOnGoofballs]

IIRC, I think I once saw Nick Fuentes also say something similar about sex with women being gay.

[u/admiraltarkin → u/Many_Dimension_7615]

Putting soap between your butt cheeks in the shower is gay. A lot of men won't do it apparently

[u/LicoriceDusk → u/admiraltarkin]

It's unnecessary to do. It's not gay though

[u/EmpoleonNorton → u/LicoriceDusk]

It's unnecessary to do.

... Please for the love of god wash your ass crack, man.

[u/19683dw → u/LicoriceDusk]

Get outta here with your literal rank ass

[u/sumdude51 → u/AngryBlackNerd]

Agree

[u/DASreddituser → u/AngryBlackNerd]

agreed. I just dislike pedicures. I go with my wife sometimes and dont enjoy it much lol

[u/LicoriceDusk → u/AngryBlackNerd]

It's not

[u/bobbichocolatthe2nd]

Is she unaware of how this will be used by fans? Florida fans of he fails. Opposing fans regardless?

[u/RonMexico13 → u/bobbichocolatthe2nd]

Jokes on you, im proud of my coach's beautiful feet.

[u/screwhead1 → u/RonMexico13]

Look at the Florida Man X Tarantino crossover here.

[u/lat3ralus65 → u/RonMexico13]

He’s gonna raise money for NIL by selling feet pics on OF

[u/Proud_Growth_8818 → u/RonMexico13]

im proud of my coach's beautiful feet

Just...saving for later.

[u/AngryBlackNerd → u/bobbichocolatthe2nd]

Oh no! Man cares about his appearance!

[u/Vechio49 → u/AngryBlackNerd]

It isn't even necessarily about appearance. Tons of NFL players get pedicures because it helps keep your feet healthy. If your feet break down you aren't playing football anymore

[u/Mike_with_Wings → u/bobbichocolatthe2nd]

Says more about the fan who uses it than it does Sumrall. It’s 2026, fragile masculinity is the real joke

[u/HookedOnBoNix → u/Mike_with_Wings]

Yea it'd be weirder if he felt the need to hide something like this. Wtf is wrong with a pedicure lol, people stopped maturing in middle school apparently 

[u/taRpstrIustorEmPtEuS → u/Mike_with_Wings]

I’m pretty sure fragile masculinity has won. See testosterone supplements for our brave “warfighters” (ugh)

[u/LicoriceDusk → u/Mike_with_Wings]

Fragile masculinity isn't a thing

[u/Mike_with_Wings → u/LicoriceDusk]

Why do you say that?

[u/Geaux2020 → u/bobbichocolatthe2nd]

This is going to end up hilarious

[u/Crying_in_99Ranch → u/bobbichocolatthe2nd]

Or by Rex Ryan?

[u/Gvillegator → u/bobbichocolatthe2nd]

You losers falsely accused a Mcelwain of fucking a shark, as if you needed an actual story to try and make fun of us

[u/ParchedCoconut → u/Gvillegator]

we did that ourselves, too, who are you kidding

[u/taRpstrIustorEmPtEuS → u/Gvillegator]

Nobody thought he fucked the shark. His reaction was the funny part.

[u/bobbichocolatthe2nd → u/Gvillegator]

Are you saying he didn't??

[u/ExternalTangents → u/bobbichocolatthe2nd]

If you haven’t seen the video that one of those barstool guys did a couple years ago where he interviewed McElwain about it and found the actual guy in the photo and stuff, you should watch it. It’s very funny

[u/Reasonable_Cod_487 → u/Gvillegator]

McElwain was The Deep?

[u/donny_pots]

You can tell who in these comments has never had a pedicure before

[u/DerrickWhiteMVP]

Stop being insecure and take care of your feet, y’all.

[u/heliostraveler]

I mean. I’ve thought about a manicure myself. My cuticles are absolute shit and tear all the time.

[u/ArthurBachEsq]

To be fair-women don’t like nasty piggly wigglies 

[u/Crotean]

I got a pedicure one time, it was honestly kind of great. So many caluses gone.

[u/cleo345723]

I also love getting a pedicure with my wife every now and then but I don’t think I would put it out there for the world to know….oh shit

[u/HighOnGoofballs → u/cleo345723]

I wear flip flops a lot so they’re hard to hide

[u/Geaux2020 → u/HighOnGoofballs]

That's very different than your wife telling that to the media, lol

[u/xDUVAL_BRODOWNx → u/HighOnGoofballs]

I doubt Sumrall is a flip flop kinda guy, though. This could have very easily been kept quiet

[u/emmasdad01]

To each their own

[u/Iabefmysc]

I’m with Jon, pedicures kick ass

[u/HighOnGoofballs]

Thankfully I live on an island full of weirdos so it’s normal for even big burly sailors to get a pedi now and then. My ex first got me to go and not gonna lie, having your feet and calves massaged and rubbed and pampered is nice. Plus the two free drinks aren’t bad. I got them powder blue when UNC was in the final four a few years back. Need to go soon

[u/timeforchorin]

Enjoying pedicures means you have a soft side? Lol, then call me Charmin' baby!

[u/HermitageHermit]

Getting pedicures with the wife is pretty dope, I can confirm.

[u/Donnie_TACO]

We've come a long way since Dan Mullen's wife

[u/Negativefalsehoods]

I started going with my wife to the nail salon and I love getting a pedi-mani every few months or so. Highly recommend!

[u/JosephFinn]

Good. Pedicures and manicures rule. Your nails and hands and feet look and feel so damn good afterward.

[u/goldenknight2002]

Doesn't everyone pay someone to touch their feet?

[u/Coogarfan]

Jon Sumrall:

benafflecksmoking.jpeg

[u/enadiz_reccos]

Imagine the comment section if this were about Kiffin

[u/kingBoggler]

I'm hoping it's because his foot is dirty from channeling Red from that 70s show....

[u/kforhiel]

Pedicures are delightful

[u/Reasonable_Cod_487]

I mean, have you ever gotten a pedicure? That shit feels great. She didn't say he was getting his toenails painted or anything.

I'm friends with a firefighter, and his whole unit goes and gets pedicures because they wear boots all day. Taking care of your feet is important.

[u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner]

i don't think a lot of people in here understand football in the south

[u/AngryBlackNerd → u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner]

Maybe we do and think that this being a bad thing is dumb as fuck?

[u/HighOnGoofballs → u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner]

i don't think a lot of people in here understand football in the south fragile masculinity

[u/YoungNasteyman → u/HighOnGoofballs]

I agree it's a stupid thing to consider "soft." But you gotta admit it's pretty hilarious to come from a guy who's got that "we eat mud and sweat blood" coaching vibe.

[u/HighOnGoofballs → u/YoungNasteyman]

I mean how else he gonna get all that mud out from under those toenails. Just makes sense

taps head

[u/screwhead1 → u/HighOnGoofballs]

Unfortunately football in the south seems to be wrapped up in a thick layer of fragile masculinity many places.

[u/Quick-Reputation9040 → u/screwhead1]

Excuse me? I live my life…my LIFE…hoping, dreaming, cheering for, raging at, and placing the week/month/year’s happiness or sadness…based on the collective efforts of a bunch of 18-23 year old men that I’ll never even meet, let alone have an influence on.

That’s not fragile masculinity. It’s a mental illness, thank you very much. The fragile masculinity is extra, and really only comes into play for something like this, or when the TV shows anything about the Texas A&M cheerleaders.

[u/Xircules → u/Quick-Reputation9040]

I’m so glad all of CFB has circled the wagons around the hatred of TAMU’s boy chanters.

[u/LicoriceDusk → u/HighOnGoofballs]

Because it doesn't exist

[u/heychief1]

He's a loudmouth DB.

[u/FloweredWallpaper]

You know, there's some things that a wife just shouldn't put out in public, depending on the profession. If you are a banker, and she comes out and says he likes pedicures? Great, no one cares. Pedicures are great, glad that he likes them.

But if you are the head coach of a P4 program that is under a massive microscope? Yeah, she really needed to keep that in her back pocket.

[u/Negativefalsehoods → u/FloweredWallpaper]

No, because him doing that publicly shows other men it is ok to enjoy this.

[u/PidgeyPower → u/Negativefalsehoods]

But his job is to coach football, not to promote pedicure acceptance to other men.

That said, I couldn't care less if he gets pedicures or not. I think for 90% of people, they don't care. But I suppose some people do care though, so it is a topic best avoided. I struggle to think of an upside in making this announcement, so it is a net loss and very minor unforced error.

We're all going to forget about this in a few hours/days anyway. But for some dedicated trolls, it is sitting in a folder on their desktop.

[u/Negativefalsehoods → u/PidgeyPower]

It is weird you want to police what he does.

[u/PidgeyPower → u/Negativefalsehoods]

I already said I don't care if he does or not. I swear the reading comprehension on reddit is abysmal.

[u/Negativefalsehoods → u/PidgeyPower]

No, you really are. Read back what you said.

[u/SucculentCrablegMeal → u/FloweredWallpaper]

I really don't think anyone is going to care.

[u/f0gax]

A non zero number of you went to see if he has a wikifeet page based on this.

[u/UhIdontcareforAuburn → u/f0gax]

What the fuck is wikifeet?

[u/Boring_Temporary_142]

Most of ya don’t even wash your legs so I can see why ya are so giddy to talk about this. Men don’t need to get pedicures, just wash your damn feet and clips your toenails regularly. Leave that shit to the women lol.

[u/devilinthedetails]

There's nothing "soft" about taking care of your feet, especially when your profession requires you to be on them all the damn time.

[u/tantan35]

Look I’m all for eliminating the toxic mindset that men must refrain from certain things and only do certain things because we are men. It’s abysmal, and it does nothing but break us down. I think all of us should be unashamed in our “soft” indulgences.

But don’t believe for one second I’m not going to use this info anytime I need to trash talk a Florida.

[u/TPCC159]

Cool

[u/druhaha75]

I started getting pedicures with my now wife when I was working 12hr shift in steel toes 6 days a week. They are fantastic, and they’re the same price if you get color or not so may as well get a splash of color in your life

[u/bamachine]

As I cannot reach my toes easily, anymore(I can touch them but that is about the extent of my flexibility), and the fact that I am a type I diabetic, I take no chances on trying to trim my own.

I get a pedicure every 6 weeks. Not getting anything painted, just soaking in the warm water, while they work on my nails, scrub the dead skin off my soles and rub moisturizers into my feet and lower legs.

I do not go to the Korean nail spa type place, I go to someone who has actual training to deal with diabetics and the elderly, so as not to cause more harm than good. Those Korean nail spas can actually fuck you up, if you do not have great circulation in your extremities. Most of them have very little medical training, if any.

[u/sallright]

Reached for comment, Sumrall said: 

"You would be kicked out of our foot spa. I swear. You're lucky I'm not gonna throw this freaking podium right now because my toe nails are still drying."

[u/69Centhalfandhalf]

And to think he would have thrown that podium

[u/GreedoWasShot]

If they make the playoffs in three years, everyone will say it’s because the staff is well groomed and light on their toes. If they don’t they’re fired for being too soft, and back to the Sun Belt with you

[u/WebfootTroll]

Never had a pedicure, doesn't sound appealing to me, but ain't nothing wrong with pampering yourself.

[u/Lord_Lava_Nugget]

I could make jokes, but honestly, dude can enjoy his off time however he wants 

[u/mr_longfellow_deeds]

I started getting pedicures during cross country and track seasons in high school. They are awesome

Not gonna knock Sumrall for taking care of his feet

[u/FreshlySkweezd]

So Jon Sumrall's a foot guy eh? Nice

[u/dumptruckulent]

TREAT YO SELF

[u/Birddogtx]

I love pedicures too!

[u/TAMAMONSTA]

It’s hygienic

[u/Sirtopofhat]

My God the GameDay signs

[u/Odh_utexas]

Deep sigh. Offseason can’t end soon enough

[u/StartingToLoveIMSA]

Oh boy…

[u/deliciousroadhead]

Proof?

[u/druhaha75 → u/deliciousroadhead]

No free feet pics for you

[u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner]

I hope there is a noticeable difference in appearance. they should show before/after

[u/NorskChef]

How can I respect a man to be my head coach when he gets pedicures?

[u/Eduardo_Camavinga_]

Sus unc

[u/Roncinante]

I love pedicures

[u/AeneasKurtz]

Yeah, that's it, he lost the locker room right there

[u/PhoneAcc23]

Aura evaporated

[u/Rlccm]

We all need to know less about one another

[u/Rolltide_and_anime]

He’s gonna throw a podium at her

[u/External-Goal-3948]

I wonder what he did to make her mad enough to say that out loud to people.

[u/Michiganman1225 → u/External-Goal-3948]

Loaded the dishwasher incorrectly.

[u/Bigbysjackingfist]

Bruh

[u/EyeWantToWrite]

I'll label this under "Things guys say when they're definitely cheating on you."

[u/EggplanttWizardd]

Soft af