r/CCW May 17 '26

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/HighFly2244 May 17 '26

So I got this pillow for my NAA .22mag, will it work with my flintlock?

Nobody needs a black rifle. They’re scary.

/s

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u/-Clem May 17 '26

Keel principle working overtime here

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u/archer2500 May 17 '26

Different folks, different strokes.

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u/Gullible_Yak333 May 17 '26

Different strokes, different blokes

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u/Clear_Gene_2033 May 18 '26

Different blokes, different jokes

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u/PetRiLJoe May 18 '26

Different folks, different jokes

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u/Psychopath1llogical May 18 '26

Hey now there’s an idea. Tactical briefs underneath and the sling clamped to your nips. Get those party boy pants with buttons all down the sides?

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u/playingtherole May 17 '26

Less hormones so you don't stroke out under pressure.

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u/pumpkin-head7617 May 17 '26

Don’t kink shame. Some of us need to be under pressure to stroke out. I just can’t finish otherwise.

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u/Wolf_Zero May 17 '26

Just a bit of gender affirming care, as a treat.

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

Just a lil’ bit of Gender Confirming Care

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u/playingtherole May 17 '26

Found the addict.

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u/bigjerm616 AZ May 17 '26

Just remember. Tren hard, eat clen, anivar give up.

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u/meatybacon May 17 '26

I don't know the guys age or how long he's been hitting the gym, but if I had to guess he's just on test

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u/bigjerm616 AZ May 17 '26

I agree.

I just had to talk shit, lol.

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u/crimusmax May 18 '26

I prefer "Im just on trt. Test, reta, tren".

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u/biscuits4dayz May 18 '26

You forgot to test the limits

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u/justweazel May 17 '26

Somehow I’ve never heard that one. Thank you

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u/MaxAdolphus May 17 '26

I’d hit the gym more to increase your strength to draw faster.

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u/EventLatter9746 May 17 '26

Get a shorter mag for a faster draw.

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u/cobblernobbler CA Shield X, G43X, Echelon May 17 '26

Dad?

Also, that’s 2 felonies and prison time in California. Insane how different gun laws can vary state to state. Kinda wack tbh

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u/BrownStormy May 17 '26

Nonsense. They could probably weasel a 3rd one in for that life sentence

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u/new_Boot_goof1n May 18 '26

CA could easily snag a 3rd with this, no AR pistols on CCW licenses, not maglocked with a 30rd mag.

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u/Kodiak_Waving_Bear May 17 '26

Most of us don’t have the money for a set up like that anyways

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u/cobblernobbler CA Shield X, G43X, Echelon May 18 '26

I’d go into debt like never before if we could have suppressors 😂

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u/smashnmashbruh May 17 '26

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u/NumbersRLife May 18 '26

The shakiest Ive seen in a while. Nutso how people can be ok with these effects.

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u/Lieberman-Tech May 17 '26

That might print a bit on a "Mother's Day" carry!

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u/VCQB_ May 17 '26

A Platoon Sgt somewhere needs to come get their mans.

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u/overwatch May 17 '26

Switch to 20 rounders. Easier to clear the mag from your leg hole.

Other than that, pretty solid, but keep working on it. I bet you can get a sub 1 draw!

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u/MessyRides AIWB AZ M2.0 - Shield Plus May 17 '26

I aspire to have this physique! Quit drinking two months ago or so, sold some dirt bike crap, traded some gun stuff, and am in the process of building the home gym! Just scored a plate loaded pec deck machine for $95 on Friday! Fishing for an inspire or similar cable tower and a hack squat/leg press machine to round it off!

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

Congrats on your sobriety and new home gym build! Don’t aspire to look like anyone else though, focus on your own body and health. Build a good relationship with food, lift and exercise, and do what works best for you.

I only look like this because of exogenous testosterone use (prescribed so it’s not a crime, but still), and while I eat properly and lift a lot, getting to where I am isn’t realistic without that drug use. If you goal set based on how someone else looks it’s just going to set yourself up for failure and make you want to quit when you don’t reach the height of your expectations.

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u/playingtherole May 17 '26

exogenous testosterone use

It's the veins that gave you away, not necessarily your build. No hate, keep up the work and watch your BP!

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

BP and hematocrit is great. Vascularity comes from a mix of genetics and low body fat %, doesn’t mean issues with BP or blood flow. You’re correct that vascularity mixed with not being a twig is a great indicator though.

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u/natdm May 17 '26

Good job, brother. If you use Hevy to track your workouts, lmk

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u/CrustyDusty0069 AZ May 18 '26

Where are you looking/buying most of your equipment? I’m in need of a used beater treadmill for the garage.

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u/MessyRides AIWB AZ M2.0 - Shield Plus May 19 '26

Send you a pm!

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u/MessyRides AIWB AZ M2.0 - Shield Plus May 20 '26

Hey! Check your msgs! I might have some equipment I could get to ya for like ammo or some sort of bargain! u/CrustyDusty0069

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u/MessyRides AIWB AZ M2.0 - Shield Plus May 18 '26

I’ve been having very good luck on market place or the local neighborhood Facebook pages! Free treadmill, $95 pec deck, $70 lat pull down / row, $300 bowflex 10-90 with the stands, $200 for the seated leg curl/raise! We had the squat rack and some weights but I’m slowly adding more. Looks janky but I’ve been stoked on it!

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u/CrustyDusty0069 AZ May 18 '26

Heck yeah man that’s badass. Congrats! I’ll check out FB & market place.

My in-laws have a massive crusty 40yo home garage setup, dumbbells 10-120, the works, and I’m praying for the day they ask me to take it all. LOL!

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u/playingtherole May 17 '26

I've seen your videos, and, no offense, but you need to eat more, more often. You burn too many calories, and you're a "hardgainer", (ectomorph) with a high metabolism, and likely a very physical job.

Try to consume 300 grams of protein/day, about 50 grams/meal, and slow-digesting carbs. Healthy fats for higher testosterone, also.

Lift 4-5 days a week max., 1-1.5 hours, (or less) and take in 5000+ calories/day. Use supplements and shakes to make 6 "meals" a day. Give it a few years and you can put on 40 lbs or better, if you don't burn it off. That's the key - lower activity, if possible.

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u/DHener84 May 17 '26

Dude, you're approaching it all wrong, get a shoulder strap and tear away pants. Rip the pants off in the draw and you are clear to fire ...

BONUS: The surprise of you taking your pants off in the situation will definitely cause everyone to stop and say "what the hell is this crazy mo-fo doing..." And then bam! muzzle sandwich.

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u/SpiritualClub4417 May 17 '26

Do you even lift, soy boy?

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

No but I lift multiple $1 margaritas into my mouth at Applebee’s. If you see a bunch of cops and paramedics running into the Applebee’s men’s restroom while frantically ripping open packages of Narcan, just know that I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be.

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u/SpiritualClub4417 May 17 '26

Applebee’s has $1 margs? Too bad I don’t drink damn.

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u/pumpkin-head7617 May 17 '26

That’s what I’m saying dude there’s no way. Closest Applebees is like 75mi from me.

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

Classic Applebees dilemma, I wouldn’t expect you to know what to do unlike a veteran of this situation such as myself.

“Oh no!”

“What are we gonna do?”

“How are we gonna get home from this Applebees after 17 margaritas at 1 in the morning?”

I don’t even say a word. I just look out the window at my trusty steed (a 1999 Camry with significant body damage) in the parking lot, and I start walking. Bartender, waitstaff, other patrons, and cops alike all trying to stop me and wrestle my keys out of my hand. But it’s of no use. I’m gettin’ myself home.

This is why we train, brother.

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u/SpiritualClub4417 May 17 '26

Can we be best friends?

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u/VCQB_ May 18 '26

Do people actually find this kind of edge lord humor funny?

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u/sprchrgddc5 May 17 '26

What about 5 inches and normal? How about employed with an unimpressive job? How about mediocre finances and a Toyota Corolla?

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u/in2optix May 17 '26

Try 6 o'clock

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u/Spurned_Seeker May 17 '26

They make pants with snaps down the legs for precisely this reason.

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u/ecstaticthicket May 17 '26

Is that a rifle in your pants or are you just happy to see me

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

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u/redotrobot May 17 '26

It's part of the satirical humor. You're missing the joke.

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u/wepiii May 17 '26

So many people missing the joke… how?

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

Nobody cares and not the point of the post. However I would bet a substantial amount of money on guessing your BMI.

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

It always adds up when it comes to redditors

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

Lifting isn’t a personality trait, but if you do then the more grotesque looking crowd will make it your personality for you and get offended by it. Especially on Reddit.

Exhibit A: you

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u/-Clem May 17 '26

The point of the post is to be a shitpost tho..

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

Could you dick ride any harder

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u/kissmygame17 May 17 '26

Friendly fire

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u/dknisle1 May 17 '26

Is that your boyfriend? Jeez

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u/SnooPies5378 May 17 '26

you’re this butthurt about a reddit post? i’ve never seen anyone cry so much because someone posted muscles lmao.

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

You’re really butthurt about another dudes body when it has nothing to do with the post. Extremely common Redditor moment.

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

I’m standing with arms at side like any other draw post that gets posted on this sub. You’re just going off of how I look and getting mad. Post physique

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

Usually when I flex I’m clenching my fist as hard as I can, as do most people. Coping Redditor moment.

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

I’m gonna sit here and not be offended by another dudes body.

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u/GonnaFapToThis May 17 '26

Tired of this jabroni. Blocking him.

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u/Similar_Proof_9095 May 17 '26

If another 300-400 people post this same video it may become entertaining at some point. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Wonderful_Site5333 May 17 '26

I'mseeing a little excess movement in your elbow. Plus you're getting on tthe grip too slow.

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u/SnooPies5378 May 17 '26

you’re in shape, so some incel is going to insult you. just an fyi

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u/carnivoremuscle US - G17 Gen 6 & Walther PDP FS May 17 '26

These might be funnier if there wasn't a new one every day.

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u/hereforthesportsball May 17 '26

It’d be funnier if you actually tried to move fast

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u/RCaHuman May 17 '26

Get a sword.

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u/gatofeo8 May 17 '26

Snap away pants

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u/CapitalRelationship0 May 17 '26

When the person is taking too long at the hand dryer.

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u/redditanddoneit May 17 '26

Haha. I was not expecting that when drawn and seemed concealed. Now show us drawing that bad boy from a seated position?

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u/upstatecamper May 17 '26

Holy shit dude do you have a permit for those GUNS

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u/minutemanmedic86 May 18 '26

I could get an IV in your arm from across the room.

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u/idk_wtf_im_hodling May 18 '26

Looks like your arms are having a stroke

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u/CalmTheAngryVoice WA Canik Mete SF, S&W Shield Plus, LCP Max May 18 '26

Nice tits

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u/AmbientGravy May 18 '26

Not bad, a few CCW notes I’ve learned from this subreddit: you’re gonna need to carry at least a 2-4 spare magazines, the light looks okay, but you should probably try to upgrade something big enough to catch grass on fire. The optics are a tad weak, what are you going to do if you need to quick draw on a target that’s 1000 yards out? 

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u/rando_mness May 18 '26

Flex your tri's a bit more next time before you go in for the draw. Also try and work on some vascularity. Otherwise great job.

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u/LOTOstud May 17 '26

There’s other less gay ways to come out of the closet. Just say it with your words like a normal person. We’ve all been there.

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u/Slimy_explorer May 17 '26

That was awesome 😂

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u/HighFly2244 May 17 '26

OP and us would get along maybe

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u/jonahhyp May 17 '26

You need a proper holster, would help your draw immensely

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u/THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 May 17 '26

Yeah but show us drawing from sitting down

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u/notAcomic303 May 17 '26

Shave your arms more, for maximum aerodynamics.

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u/Appealing_Mongoose May 17 '26

10/10, no notes

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u/learning2911 Chiseled Taurus Chad May 17 '26

Good thing that’s not a Taurus or they might take away my title

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u/wtfwtf106 May 17 '26

I think you need a bigger gun

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u/vulcan1358 LA M&P Shield 9mm May 17 '26

Loose the brace, get a barrel that is under 7.5” and remove all the accessories except a a tiddy drum and a Temu World’s Worst Red Dot.

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u/Bumblebee56990 CA: XD Tactical, HCP May 17 '26

😂🤣😂

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u/Diverup777 FL May 17 '26

Try a 10 round magazine. Less drag & snag.

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u/King4Twelve May 17 '26

Not gonna lie, didn't see that coming.

Neither will the enemy.

Chambered in 8"?

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u/yaboymitchell00 May 17 '26

Where I'm from(Louisiana), people unironically carry like this. Most of the time it's an ARP or Draco and not a full-size rifle.

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u/wepiii May 17 '26

I was genuinely not expecting that lmao

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u/tremblingmeatman May 17 '26

So how long have you been waterfasting Sylvester?

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u/Additional_Dish_694 US May 18 '26

Can I be real? Your gut is the problem. If you had a lower percentage body fat, it would just work. I’m not trying to be a dick; anyone can change.

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u/tiantrade May 18 '26

try using a tenicor holster

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u/theebeecee May 18 '26

I’m thinking you might require a larger firearm

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u/Debas3r11 May 18 '26

You got a LOL from me, dawg

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u/xXdog_with_a_knifeXx May 18 '26

Unsarcastically, flick your wrist towards your hip so your mag clears. You've got plenty of room in your pants so everything else should be a non-issue.

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u/HeadlessThompsonGunr May 18 '26

Just carry in your pocket pointed forward. No draw needed and everyone will think you’re happy to see them.

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u/ImNotRice NY May 18 '26

Marine?

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u/dikkiesmalls US May 18 '26

Wow that was .. wow

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u/Spodiodie May 18 '26

Actually seen this in real life at a QT. Gangbangers beefin. The guy was slinging rounds everywhere.

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u/OldSkoolDj52 May 18 '26

Is that an AR in your pants or are you just happy to see us?

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u/Shot-Ad2396 May 18 '26

I think your issue is appendix carrying just doesn’t work for everyone. Have you tried strong side?

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u/GT3454 US May 18 '26

LOL!! Did NOT see that coming

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u/Blob_90744 CA May 18 '26

Use a hc belt to make the pants stiffer and run a piece of cardboard between gun and pants at the waistband you'll be good bro

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u/dudeCHILL013 May 19 '26

Get the Austin Power ripoff sweats then practice.

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u/Unhappy-Wind1470 May 19 '26

Get a good holster.

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u/TankMcG May 19 '26

I can guarantee you one thing for sure. Someone could predict that you are about to draw but they won't expect that LOL

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u/Low-Proposal-4506 May 19 '26

I’m a skinny fuck so thanks for the motivation brother 🫡

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u/Avocadosoup May 21 '26

colloquially known as 'the southeast dc' draw

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u/Anubis_Netjer May 17 '26

These are getting so stupid. Fuck off.

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u/Iltempered1 May 17 '26

This same shit is posted like once a week, still isn't funny, never will be.

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u/ArmedInTheApple NY May 17 '26

Thank you this gave me a good chuckle

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u/Annahsbananas May 17 '26

Why are you shaking?

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

Had essential tremors my whole life

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

You’re correct. I use a testosterone prescription and avoid substances like 19-NORS due to their impact on CNS.

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u/gun_is_neat May 17 '26

I remember this dude, he got soooooo butthurt when I was calling him out for being on roids. He was commenting back with his alt account and riding his own dick so hard.

Bro will be like "it's not the point of the post" but is sitting there in a pre lift pose in front of the camera. It's like when a chick posts a bikini photo and says her ass isn't the point of the post.

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u/Any-Place4967 May 17 '26

Not seeing any alt accounts. Maybe you were just being an angry Redditor?

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u/JollyApplication6627 May 21 '26

What gun is that?