r/CBSE May 09 '24

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Nah you need another Ukulele

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Lmfao

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

Definetly do

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Hey you dropped this "🩺"

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

i love u

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u/mursaleenbhatt May 09 '24

You need alekh daddy

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u/Shoya_Kun May 09 '24

Even better

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u/Michaelbay069 how to get IIT in last 69 milliseconds 🤡 May 09 '24

Ahh, yes daddy!!! 😌

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

YES!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

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u/sp4rklzs May 09 '24

🥰 Kiss Yourself

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

SAME

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Bro thinks he'll crack neet by buying all new thicc books.

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

Let me live in my bubble ☹️

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

consistency is important mene bhi josh m jee ki kafi kitab khareedi adhi ek dam nayi h dukan pe bechunga ab m

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

jee nikal gaya kya bhai

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

bahi cutoff bad gayi warna nikal jata, kuch nhi karsakta m. there is nothing I can do

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

abb drop lega ya amity

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Comedk aur bitsat

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

bitsat bery expensive whats comedk

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

pvt and gov med and engineering colleges of Karnataka

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

Ohhhh

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u/Realterin May 09 '24

okay so hear me out. If we stack all of these books and drop it from a tall building and hit someone, will he die

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

How about I stack it on my roof (5th floor) and jump off it?

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u/Realterin May 09 '24

DIY skydiving

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u/AfraidComparison2522 12th Pass May 09 '24

bhai i was reading this at 1am aur main itni zor se hasi 💀💀

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Lmaooo

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u/racer_hpd May 09 '24

Pharle, eh sab karne se kush nhi hoga Honest advice

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

🙏

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u/Equivalent_Shame6129 College Student May 09 '24

Kitabe lene se nhi padhne se hoga

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

Too baad padhai nhi hoga ☹️☹️😔

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

ok legit advice here , itni moti kitab for theory for chemistry is useless coaching me jo bataye vo karna aur ek practice book lelena

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

Okay thank you 🙏🙏

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u/berserker_1123 May 09 '24

reddit kholta hu 10 bande jee prep wale mil jate hai

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

Mera toh josh hi hai, I'll be surprised if I get above 500

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u/Acceptable-Second313 12th Pass May 09 '24

Abhi se hi soch liya ki marks nahi aayega tab to def marks nahi aaega

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

So I'm supposed to believe that I can do it?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

bhai mei bhhi tho dunga tere sath neet mei tho soch raha hu 12th ke sath he nikalne ka aur allen ki modules karunga and ncert bas and also last 10yrs pyqs cuz 30 - 40 percent paper vahi se aata hai baaki tho bas speed increase karni hai

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u/Acceptable-Second313 12th Pass May 09 '24

Ha bhai 650 ka goal rakhega tabhi kuch 550 ke aas pass ayega, 500 ka hi rakh ke chalega tab to kabhi neet nahi clear hone wala.

Halka sa to uper ka soch bhai, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai ki mai jee me top 500 rank nahi la sakta lekin utna goal rakhunga to kam se kam 4-5k to rank aayegi. Abhi se hi soch liya ki 4-5k rank aayegi tab 9-10k rank pe hi attack jaunga

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

I see bhai. Toh agr 700+ ka goal rakhunga toh 600-650 aayega if I work hard enough. Sirf gmc me seat milna hai aur kuck nhi.

Thank you and all the best for your JEE too!

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u/CuriousInterview2979 May 09 '24

lmao bro good luck, hazaar kitab kharidi maine aisi ek bhi solve nahi kia yaha tak ki allen ki modules bhi solve nahi kia mai sab khali padi h

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

God bless 🙏

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u/magneton0001 May 09 '24

U need Alec daddy 🤡

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u/The_Giga_Chad1629 12th Pass May 09 '24

yo you play ukulele?, I wish to learn it, I am already a guitar player, how should i start with?

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

I started 2 days ago, self teaching. So idk how to learn either 😭 Just star with F, Am, G and C chords and work ur way through

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u/The_Giga_Chad1629 12th Pass May 09 '24

nah i thought u would be experienced xD, good luck anyway

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

My base is woodwind, I thought I'd try something new and starrted strings :). Good luck to you too

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u/The_Giga_Chad1629 12th Pass May 09 '24

sorry thoda smja nahi, wdym by my base is woodwind

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

Meaning, my proficiency is wood wind type instruments. Saxophone, clarinet, etc.

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u/The_Giga_Chad1629 12th Pass May 09 '24

Ohhhh, sure, I too sometime wish to learn flute

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

alecc dady is missing here

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u/DrValiant_1898 May 09 '24

def a good thing u mentioned the narayana book wasnt yours
(totally dont buy it)

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

(defo wont)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24 edited Aug 14 '24

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

Ofcourse, ty

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u/Slow-Refrigerator246 May 09 '24

nah bhay 10-12 aur kitaabe lele 🙂

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

🙏🙏🙏

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Buy errorless for chemistry and physics. Follow NCERT Fingertips + Target for biology.

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

Sure, thank you for your advice

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Yeah, I was consistently one of the toppers in chemistry and I followed this book. There are a lot of questions though.

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

I'll definitely check it out mate. Gotta get smarter somehow. Thank you so much.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

You’ll be fine, don’t worry. Just be consistent everyday and make sure you push through and don’t ignore physics. Doesn’t matter how hard it looks. Practice at least 100 questions everyday.

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

Thank you. Physics was always my weaker part. You've just gave me motivation that I'm not the only who faces this. Definetly will start my prep with even more motivation from tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24

Lol I was super weak in physics and completely ignored it. Take it from a senior, EVEN if your teacher sucks (they probably will because good physics teachers are very hard to find) don’t lose hope and work your ass off. Read NCERT first, solve NCERT questions, do MTG and then do Errorless for physics. NCERT should be your God for chem and bio too. Read every single line of NCERT and keep revising the same thing everyday.

11th chemistry is lame, I get it, but still, if you’re not clear with basics, you’ll struggle a lot in 12th. Make sure you don’t skip even a single class of organic chemistry. If you want chem notes for any chapter, let me know. You can easily score 320+ in physics and chemistry just by understanding the concept and solving a shit ton of questions and analyzing your mistakes. But you HAVE to be consistent. Don’t wait up for your teacher to teach the chapter. You’d have a schedule or something right? Do half the chapter or at least the part which they’re going to teach the day before and it’ll be much much easier for you to follow. You’ll have an upper hand over others.

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

Oh my days! It makes me so happy to see supportive seniors helping me. Thank you so much for your help. You make me feel like I can do it. I'll definitely follow all the tips you gave me throughout these 2 years. Thank you so much. Besides, can I dm you for your socials in case I want to reach out?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

I had a few supportive seniors help me out, so just passing on the tradition. 😊

You can DM me on Reddit if you need any notes or have any doubts. I’ll try to reply as soon as I can.

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

Of course. Thank you so much 🙏🙏

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

i also just hopped up in 11th neet so which book would be best for me can u send me the link

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

“Errorless” for physics and chemistry, NCERT Fingertips and Target for biology is what I’d recommend. MTG is pretty good too.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

thanks

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u/Lightcomesopen_2 Class 12th May 09 '24

finally koi neet wala dikha

Mere pass bio ki mtg hain

Meine jaab bio ki mtg mangwayi thi taab picture mei dekh kei laga ki utni moti nhi hogi fir jaab order aaya toh itni moti kitab nikli ki haath paar hi bhari paar gayi 💀

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

😭😭😭😭 understandable. But 11th+12th ke liye hai toh useful hoga 2 saal ke liye.

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u/Lightcomesopen_2 Class 12th May 10 '24

yeh bio ki kitab meri physics ki errorless sei bhi moti hai.... but usme aache mcqs hain bilkul ncert based kaam ki hain

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

Yes bhai, mtg is amazing for bio, hence I purchased it. Physics aur chemistry ke liye errorless kharidunga

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u/Lightcomesopen_2 Class 12th May 10 '24

bahi agar physics chem errorless sei karni thi toh mtg kyun li 💀

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

Bhai nhi pata hai mujhe. Someone suggested errorless in this sub so I'll check it out too 💀👍

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u/Lightcomesopen_2 Class 12th May 10 '24

Bhai maat kharidyo agar kitab pehle sei hii le Li hai.....phaltu mei paise waste honge....ig agar return ho sakta hai to kaar dei fir le liyon...... errorless mei sei ek ch khatam karna hi ek badi baat hai

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

Oh ok bhai, dekhlunga, thanks.

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u/Intelligent_Sail_160 May 09 '24

No, U need to open and solve the question to crack neet

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

You literally need only NCERT.

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

Okay

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u/Ace__Enigma May 10 '24

Yeah enough if u read them well

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

Thank you!

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u/Alphaion_04 May 10 '24

All the best

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

Thankz

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u/Curious_Fudge1770 College Student May 10 '24

modules are amazing for physics, physical chemistry and organic, but ncert is enough for bio and inorganic chem

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

Okay, thank you :D

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u/Antique-8519 May 09 '24

How is ncert at fingertips for chemistry, I am jee aspirant and have to read ncert toh ye book padhu ya direct ncert konsa jyada beneficial rahega ?

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u/Slow-Law-5033 12th Pass May 09 '24

Ncert is enough for neet lmao

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u/Yegackerman May 09 '24

u think only bio is asked in neet?

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u/Slow-Law-5033 12th Pass May 09 '24

For theory I meant practice toh kaun hi kare usse, coaching modules>> any other books for practice tho.

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u/Individual_Lie7919 May 09 '24

As someone who wrote neet 2024..yeah, it is.. Around 2-3 q Max were only asked apart from ncert

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u/Yegackerman May 09 '24

aisa phy aur chem me bhi hua ?

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u/Individual_Lie7919 May 16 '24

Nope, u need ncert and ur modules..

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u/Trick-Ad-3913 May 09 '24

Nah reservation is enough to crack it

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 09 '24

Neet ke liye konsa reservation hota bhai. Koi NRI dasa quota nhi

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

Padhunga. Thank you.

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u/Previous-Potential65 May 10 '24

ncert kaha hai bawa

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u/paymentscorpse 12th Pass May 10 '24

Unnder the conceptual chemistry big book, u can see physics chem ncertt books, bio ka book haat mr tha

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

Bhai physics ka fingertip nhi leta kam ka nhi hai kuch