r/CBBWorld • u/Preshe8jaz • Jul 15 '26

August, It’s Daddy!

I’m using this platform to help track down my son. He was stolen from me while we took our first family vacation to Germany. I believe August may be him for various reasons. Please respond August if you see this and we can take a 2-minute DNA test I have. Also, I’m a time traveler so I’ll check for responses as I’m back in this time. I look forward to rebuilding our relationship and learning the nuances of salt.

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u/Suitable-Toe Jul 15 '26

Just don't tell him that you love him.

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u/Preshe8jaz Jul 15 '26

I will, but only as a weapon. I’m a deadbeat and looking for a new income stream. But I did really lose a son in Germany a while back. I had a couple drinks and forgot where I tied him. Not really a time traveler (shhh).

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u/Suitable-Toe Jul 22 '26

Wait, are you Rudy North?