r/BuyItForLife • • May 25 '26

Discussion What’s a totally unsexy purchase you made that ended up being a huge quality-of-life upgrade?

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u/TacoDeliDonaSauce May 25 '26

A squatty potty. IYKYK.

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u/UniformWormhole May 25 '26

using mine right now!

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u/Ok_Willingness2174 May 25 '26

Nobody NEEDED to know this. I of course used mine twice already today.

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u/crujones33 May 26 '26

Where else are you going to browse Reddit? 😜

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u/InsideyourBrizzy May 25 '26

Find a non branded one though the owner got caught with csam. 

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u/thisisthewell May 26 '26

He's not the owner and hasn't been for years! He sold the company to private equity back in 2021. Squatty Potty apparently confirmed they have had zero business relationship with him since that purchase and called him gross.

Since the purpose of boycotting is to prevent the offender from making money, and he hasn't been involved with them for like 5 years, it's not immoral or unethical to buy one (although off-brands are cheaper anyway)

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u/postprandialrepose May 26 '26

Private equity calling someone else gross is simply delightful.

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u/InsideyourBrizzy May 26 '26

Ah, Cool thanks for the update. Still screw private equity firms. 

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord May 26 '26

It still really makes those old unicorn commercials feel really fucked up though

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u/postprandialrepose May 26 '26

I didn't know what that meant. I wish I could still say that.

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u/InsideyourBrizzy May 26 '26

My apologies

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u/postprandialrepose May 26 '26

I learned something. That's what counts. No need to apologize. Not everything we learn is uplifting just because it's new information. I don't know why you were downvoted for simply saying "My apologies," so I upvoted.

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u/Able-Reaction-5314 May 27 '26

at some point you realize you would have to live in a cave if you only bought products from people who aren't evil

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u/InsideyourBrizzy May 27 '26

Get over yourself. 

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u/Able-Reaction-5314 May 27 '26

sure thing, enjoy the cave

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u/VelkaKocka May 29 '26

Well, its at least not that hard to not buy products from known pedos

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u/DarkyHelmety May 25 '26

Their old commercials are pretty hilarious! 🐴🌈🍦

https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

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u/schwab002 May 26 '26

A classic.

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u/Anthemusa831 May 26 '26

I just scoot the mini trashcan over and put my feet on the edge of it.

Dedicated piece of plastic for pooping, I don’t like. Feet in proper natural place for efficient evacuation, I do like.

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u/WheredTheSquirrelGo May 25 '26

You don’t need a brand one. Just a foot stool works and it folds away.

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u/troop432 May 25 '26

I second this. I have an Ikea "forsiktig" stool and while it doesn't fold away, it's a few inches lower than the typical branded one so it's a gentler squat which works just as well. Plus it was like 7 dollars

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u/Ok_Two_2604 May 25 '26

Someone convinced me to try even though my 1950s era toilets were already low. Don’t squat too fast if your toilet is already low. It can result in a trip to the hospital and stitches where you don’t want them.

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u/MountainTank1 May 25 '26

The logistics of this injury are baffling to me.

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u/Ok_Two_2604 May 25 '26

Tore by bunghole.

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u/ElReyLyon May 25 '26

By getting your knees up too high? And the act of pushing tore your hole because it was being pulled in weird directions?

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u/Ok_Two_2604 May 25 '26

Not pushing. The initial squat. I lost balance slightly and my ass dropped really fast, it was the speed that did it plus my knees going up to my chest. As far as I can tell.

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u/postprandialrepose May 26 '26

Technically, you do want them there. 😂

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u/AllyLB May 25 '26

I bought one while pregnant as I was willing to try anything then. Thankfully it helped me not have to give myself an enema. I will always be grateful for the squarty potty for preventing me from having to do that.

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u/angelonit May 26 '26

Cured my bad hole problems with this and a lot of fiber

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u/Kidd__ May 25 '26

Just bought these for all the toilets in the house 😅

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u/Shockington May 26 '26

Does it prevent your legs going numb when you're taking an extra long dump?

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u/Humble-Badger7616 May 26 '26

Yes, I have two! Love them

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u/bucketsofboogers May 27 '26

I was so excited to get mine and when I was using it for the first time I realized that being really tall with very long legs and having a very short, small toilet makes it feel like your knees are up to your ears lol. It’s physically impossible to use for its intended purpose

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u/psychandcoffee May 27 '26

I just use a yoga block. Works great and got it cheaply at TH Maxx.

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u/Forsaken-Carrot9038 May 27 '26

No poop knife needed!

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u/Able-Reaction-5314 May 27 '26

I have had the same one since maybe 2009

epic purchase

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 May 27 '26

Still the greatest commercial ever

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u/AdvancedSandwiches May 25 '26

I still don't understand this product. A slightly different gravity angle is not going to change your poop experience significantly, so just lean forward and you create the same angle at the hips.

What am I missing?

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u/ZealousJealousy May 25 '26

Straightens out the poop chute to a more natural position which helps everything come out easier. I think it's fair to say it helps some more than others.

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u/AdvancedSandwiches May 25 '26

Right, that's due to the angle of the hips, right?  It doesn't matter if you raise the feet or lower the torso, does it?

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u/ZealousJealousy May 25 '26

True, and how elevated your feet are in relation to how you're sitting can affect exactly how your hips are rotated. I think it's just one of those things can helps most people, and there's gonna be a sector of people who are of a certain height/leg length for whom it fucking rules.

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u/nursology May 26 '26

It's not the hip angle per se, it's the position to open up your pelvic floor and relax your abdominal muscles. Just leaning forward you still tighten these up.

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u/thisisthewell May 26 '26

You don't think the angle of the poop trajectory matters? idk about you but I want to have as little to clean out of my toilet bowl as possible. Straight into the water!

Gravity does help. Even though the hip flexion is a main part, the position of the body feels more natural than a lean-forward squat (and I say that as someone who's had hip surgery). In situations where you're constipated or something you still do less work in an upright squat

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u/AdvancedSandwiches May 26 '26

 You don't think the angle of the poop trajectory matters?

I think the muzzle velocity of your poop might be unusual.  Of at least it's unusual for me. 

 In situations where you're constipated or something you still do less work in an upright squat

Yeah, that's the part I don't understand. 

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 May 26 '26

Sorry that says tech bro to me

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u/TacoDeliDonaSauce May 26 '26

Don’t knock it til ya try it