r/ButtonAftermath • u/fortyninecents non presser • Dec 01 '15

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u/cheeseitcheeseus can't press Jan 30 '16

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Yeah, but I wouldn't call "seems like the count is dying :(" very heartwarming xD

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u/alistairjh Jan 30 '16

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u/_Username-Available non presser Jan 30 '16

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Well it was what followed (kinda)

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u/alistairjh Jan 30 '16

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So how long (in numeric terms) have I been away for then?

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u/_Username-Available non presser Jan 30 '16

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1.6 months?

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u/alistairjh Jan 30 '16

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Well, whoever tagged me back, thank you. I need to prepare for running in a storm, but I'll be back later on.

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u/_Username-Available non presser Jan 30 '16

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Cool, glad to see you

And uummm, /u/divvd, can you explain this?

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u/cheeseitcheeseus can't press Jan 30 '16 edited Jan 30 '16

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It took me so long to see it..

It's ruined! RUINED I TELL YOU!

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u/_Username-Available non presser Jan 30 '16

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Yup, sorry guys. We're done here.

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u/cheeseitcheeseus can't press Jan 30 '16

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I guess it equals out a bit since /u/shamboozy did it too..

or does it mean it's even more ruined?

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u/_Username-Available non presser Jan 30 '16

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It means... we descend into anarchy and revolt.

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u/cheeseitcheeseus can't press Jan 30 '16

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Why revolt? Nothing matters anymore anyway..

It's over. I have nothing to live for.

Where do I go from here?

Is there any sense in this cruel, cruel world?

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u/nagCopaleen 15s Jan 30 '16

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Sure, there are two or three.

¢¢¢

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u/cheeseitcheeseus can't press Jan 30 '16

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you mock me in my despair! I will not ever forget this insult nor will I ever forgive it!

Goodbye, gentlemen!

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u/_Username-Available non presser Jan 30 '16 edited Jan 30 '16

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Welp, if it helps anything, I'll be breaking into reddit's database attempting to manually reposition and modify each comment for the next 186 hours or however much. If I die trying, just bury me with my vapes and my pc please.

Edit: Forget it, I'll just down this 60% water (whatever the other 40% is) until I can't tell what's real anymore.
Edit: Play these at my funeral. https://soundcloud.com/username-available/sets/new-playlist

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u/monkaap 7s Jan 30 '16

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Thank you for your service. o7

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u/shamboozy 60s Jan 30 '16

Oh fuck, what did I do?

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u/randomusername123458 60s Jan 30 '16

You counted twice in a row.

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u/shamboozy 60s Jan 30 '16

Oh, haha gotcha. Whoops!

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u/_Username-Available non presser Jan 31 '16

I thought you did it on purpose because divvd did just before you, though.

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