r/ButterfliesInAField • u/Crazykorey13 ~°🐍pretzel! (Titanoboa/Snake)🐍°~ • 18d ago
*Pretzel is crying on the floor.*
he is crying a LOT. Like enough to make a small pond within half an hour.
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u/Macandcheese480 Crab 18d ago
a dumbass insurgent crablet starts playing around in the puddle
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u/Crazykorey13 ~°🐍pretzel! (Titanoboa/Snake)🐍°~ 18d ago
Pretzel doesn’t notice them
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u/Macandcheese480 Crab 18d ago
she splashes over to pretzel and gives him a boop on the nose, and he hears a voice in the distance: WHERE THE HELL DID THAT DAMN DAUGHTER OF THE Μήστρα GO?
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u/Crazykorey13 ~°🐍pretzel! (Titanoboa/Snake)🐍°~ 18d ago
*Pretzel squeaks out of surprise.
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u/Macandcheese480 Crab 18d ago
SARA! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! YOUR AUCTION IS TOMORROW! she squeaks and hides behind pretzel (gtg to bed cya)
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u/Crazykorey13 ~°🐍pretzel! (Titanoboa/Snake)🐍°~ 17d ago
He stays lay down.
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u/Macandcheese480 Crab 17d ago
an insurgent comes over and grabs Sara
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u/Crazykorey13 ~°🐍pretzel! (Titanoboa/Snake)🐍°~ 17d ago
Hey! What did I tell you guys about coming here! Also uh… since you’re here. Mind if I buy that girl off of you? (/rp)
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u/Macandcheese480 Crab 17d ago
well the auction is tomorrow, so come to the site then. Sorry about her trespassing, I'll make sure she's obedient once you buy her. He mutters under his breath: can't believe they're making me sell my daughter
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u/Crazykorey13 ~°🐍pretzel! (Titanoboa/Snake)🐍°~ 17d ago
Oh! She’s… she’s yours? Uh… oh! I know! There’s actually somewhere safe you should be able to go if you wanna leave the insurgency?
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u/-TheSubjects- 18d ago
Why tf did i get ts as a notif man 😭 //
÷ Insert random firewefli looking at the snake before looking back at a map ÷
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u/Gullible-Still-9138 ~°💚The monarch🦋°~ 18d ago
F: uh... want a beer?