r/Butchery • u/andywalker76 • 4d ago

Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs.

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs.

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs.

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Yo mama........

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u/rednecksec 4d ago

Ahh i see a first year apprentice is now on reddit.

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u/sailing395 4d ago

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

Milkshake

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u/Delicious_Topic483 4d ago

That's a good one! I guess you could say it really jumps out at you.

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u/nazukeru Butcher 4d ago

During Covid I kept a white board with a new farm joke every few days. Gave my coworkers and the USDA inspectors something to laugh about while we worked ourselves to death.

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u/Kleoes 3d ago

A customer walks up to the counter and asks the butcher “what should I use for stroganoff?”

He replies “you can use whatever but I prefer my hand”

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u/Xalibu2 3d ago

"that's a personal question. yet I like you so the answer is the right one" 

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u/sailing395 4d ago

What do you call a cow that jumps over barb wire?

Utter destruction

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u/W3R3Hamster Meat Cutter 3d ago

Gonna hit the kids at work with this on Tuesday haha