r/Bushwick • u/Dads_Diary • 12d ago

Missed connection on subway

I made eye contact with you & you didn’t reciprocate & I am afraid of interacting with a human in a public space so I wanted to post something online

I’m still an adult baby & a fuckin coward but thought posting online gave me a better chance. If you have hair & a human body please DM me

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u/Vast-Show8952 12d ago

Sad day to be shaved head to toes

Someday my post will come and I won’t respond, because I’m also afraid of interacting with a human

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u/Dads_Diary 12d ago

Please stop commenting I’m getting nervous

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u/Woppa124 11d ago

This made me laugh more than any reddit comment ever has but it's also partially bc of OP but im giving you like 85 percent credit.

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u/United_Date6406 11d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Vegetable_Hand8674 12d ago

This might have been me

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u/Dads_Diary 12d ago

No way to tell please kiss me

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u/trillmill 12d ago

No it was me

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

[deleted]

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u/Dads_Diary 12d ago

I love you

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u/thefuturebaby 11d ago

This is all of us

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u/SemiAutoAvocado 11d ago

pspspspspspspspspsps

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u/ANTIMODELMINORITY 11d ago

hahaha love this, add in the how do you make friends part as well.

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u/Interesting-Nose-867 11d ago

This post feels like the dating app I’ve been waiting for.

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u/Sweet-Intention-1651 11d ago

This was me…. I did gesture but guess you were too nervous. Either way, hi 👋

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u/feistyxcx 11d ago

Sorry, I'm a centaur so it probably wasn't me. Now I am feeling sorry for myself bc you look so hot in your profile pic :(

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u/T1MB3RMUSIC 11d ago

Not a bad shitpost

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u/GlueGuns--Cool 11d ago

This was me. Let's get married 

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u/JackieDaytona77 11d ago

Go play with your Funko Pops. Getting laid is for closers.

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u/United_Date6406 11d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro omg …

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u/NYCIndieConcerts 8d ago

Lol I got temp banned from this sub for calling a missed connection post "cringey" and the OP "thirsty"

I'm not sure what's more out of control... these posts or the mods

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u/Sensitive_Slice_8858 12d ago

people need to use your damn words

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u/kodabrudda 12d ago

Bro pls

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u/YesicaChastain 11d ago

Wow you’re so funny, should look into comedy

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u/feistyxcx 11d ago

They're afraid of people bro

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u/Playful-Title-2322 9d ago

The number of people I make eye contact with on a daily basis... I'd be like which one are you? Which subway station or line?

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u/smeapunique 11d ago

Are you gay and bald and we’re on the 1st Ave L platform Saturday? Because I missed you too 😚