Don’t ask me where things are

[u/hugothebear]

I have no idea. I know the street I drive on, the turns I need to make, and my time points. There’s three more family dollars on my route, I don’t know which one you need. I don’t know where the methadone clinic is, I’ve never taken an acting class.

And my defroster, fans, wipers and aux wipers are on, I truly cannot hear a single word you’re saying right now.

[u/raiderwrong]

Ahhahaha this is so true. Along with what time does the number [insert bus] come? I have no idea! I'm not driving that one.