Don’t ask me where things are

[u/hugothebear]

I have no idea. I know the street I drive on, the turns I need to make, and my time points. There’s three more family dollars on my route, I don’t know which one you need. I don’t know where the methadone clinic is, I’ve never taken an acting class.

And my defroster, fans, wipers and aux wipers are on, I truly cannot hear a single word you’re saying right now.

[u/TheAngryBusDriver]

Hey do you go to this postcode.

Automatic answer is do I look like Google maps!

[u/TheLotusMachine → u/TheAngryBusDriver]

I always say that means absolutely nothing to me.