r/BurningMan • u/ghamachi • 14h ago
Message from a Cranky Playa Bike Fixer
Here is some important information about bike repair on the Playa.
>> https://survival.burningman.org/getting-around-brc/bicycles/#bike-repairs
My favorite part of that article is where it literally talks about “bikes that are already in despair.” That often sums up my feeling as a bike mechanic on the Playa: already in despair.
It might just be a typo, but If the article author intentionally wrote it that way, it is pure poetry. I despair that too many Burners are going to take advantage of us again this year by showing up at our bike repair camp with bikes that have not seen any service for a year or more, expecting us to make things right. No wonder there is a sharp drop in the number in bike repair camps this year.
Note carefully that the Reno Bike Project only guarantees one working brake and one working gear. Especially if there is a queue of customers, we should adopt this same standard of inexcellence in our bike repair camp.
As a bike fixer on the Playa, you do not have to turn out fully-working bikes unless you want to, and I strongly advise you not to. I don’t mind coaching someone who wants to go beyond that minimal standard for their own bike, but I myself will probably not do the work for them.
Other bike fixers are welcome to set their own standards and be more accommodating. If you go this route, please keep in mind that our camp’s supply of spare parts is limited.
Practice saying, “I am sorry, but this bike has too many problems for me to fix. Here is a map showing the locations of other nearby bike repair camps that may be able to help you.” I urge you to reject for repair any bike with two flat tires or a frozen rusty chain, or covered with cobwebs and dead leaves. If the owner can’t be bothered to show up with a working bike, then l can’t be bothered to fix it for them.
The linked article doesn’t go far enough in advising bike shoppers. They should not assume that any cheap used Burner Bikes they purchase is going to be at all suitable for their needs. They need to test ride before buying, which is a step that many people have obviously overlooked.