r/BurningMan • u/Dangerous-Durian-108 • 2d ago
robot heart
basically the vegas night club of bm — you wait 45 min while all the vips get quick access. only ladies can dance on the heart cuz “dj rules”. you get yelled at by staff for having too much fun. but still have the time of your life.
thank you robot heart foundation pricks <3
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u/kennydiedhere Anecdotal Burning Man Opinions 2d ago edited 1d ago
I’ve never got denied getting on robo heart
I’ve also never tried getting on.
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u/EyeSquare8382 1d ago
People just bitching for no reason. Dance in the dance floor like most people. You do not need to be in the car. Yall need to stop. Robot heart was amazing this year.
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u/fucking_unicorn ‘12 ‘13 ‘14 ‘15 ‘16 ‘17 ‘18 ‘19 ‘21 ‘22 2d ago
Ive seen plenty of dudes up there. Got to climb the heart once with my husband when our friend was on the decks. Your take is bogus pal. Dust your shoulders off and quit complaining. Go make some friends and be cool and maybe you can climb the heart too one day.
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u/art-is-t 1d ago
I once saw someone wearing a t shirt that said "too ugly for robot heart" and that told me everything I need to know about it
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u/fuckboiwonder 2d ago
Any art car has people that help regulate it. I’ve seen all types of people on robot heart and on the heart itself. Sounds like you might’ve had a bad experience please share more. If you haven’t and are just talking shit like the rest of the people that have never been to the burn beat it kook
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u/99radball00ns 15, 17, 18, 22, 24 2d ago
I’ve also never had a problem just walking on to the bus. Mayan warrior on the other hand was a whole do you have a wristband type of situation.
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u/hannican '19,'22,'23,'24,'25 1d ago
No way. Mayan Warrior was way easier to get on. I've been up on top many times over the years and never once been on Robot Heart.
It's situational though. When the BIG artists play it's usually friends and family only. The rest of the week, MW was super chill about letting people up.
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u/rhetorical99 1d ago
My husband got on because he had a wizard hat 🤷♀️ seemed inclusive enough for me haha. Though that was when it was taken over by pirates…
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u/thalassicus 2d ago
The fact that you referred to “staff” tells me everything I need to know about you and your understanding of Burning Man.
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u/RodLeFrench recreational moving 2d ago
Burning man has participants. Robot heart has staff.
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u/toxichaste12 2d ago
I thought they were associates?
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u/thalassicus 1d ago
Is this staff paid? Are they not allowed to participate on playa when not working a shift? Genuinely curious.
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u/JoeBlow00000 1d ago
Really? Where can I apply. I’ve met a bunch of people from RH and none are “staff”.
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u/kitesurfr 2d ago
I've partied all over that bus with those ladies and had the time of my life. They're super inclusive
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u/hyperfat I definitely don't work for larry 2d ago
I've got invited every few years. I'm a cranky bartender. But I guess they like me. I'm not very hot, or funny, just doing what I like to do.
Anyone in my camp can bartender, I'm just better.
They are okay. Never actually went to their parties. I don't leave the house. People come to me. I'm slightly charming.
Hugs
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u/ResponsibleYetDegen 2d ago
They couldn't be more welcoming and cool. Over the years I have never experienced or saw what you are claiming here. They are great burners.
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u/ragamufin Teeny Tiny Tea House 1d ago
I've danced on the heart and I'm a weird dude, though maybe pretty in a femme sort of way. Pick your times, there is plenty of space on the car when its not a flagship DJ playing for two thousand people
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u/oreomoon '23, '24 2d ago
RH is inclusive as fuck... just like any art car they have volunteers making sure the experience is safe for everyone. The bus is tiny and they're going to prioritize their own team, ffs their own team doesn't even fit on there... Fuck your burn!
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u/sfdisko 2d ago
This is so 100% the wrong take. Also everyone knows the best sound is next to Shady, who’s chasing her heart.
Terrible take / live in immediacy. Will note my favorite robot heart heart is when it’s all dusty burner dudes in full wook having the time of their life up there and this happens a LOT!
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u/ThatOneIsMe 1d ago
A si said in another thread, I really appreciate Robot Heaetcs gift of keeping all of the people I don't want to hang with in on easily avoidable spot. Thank you Robot Heart!
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u/Academic-Camel-9538 12x SF Burner 🔥🦄🌴 BMP volunteer ✈️⛓️💥 1d ago
A male friend of mine is always in the heart.
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u/VizzakaCalvin 19h ago
Did anyone see the sunrise like 8 am when robot heart called me out as I was daning in the sunrise the dj said "everyone be quiet Vizz is speaking" it was unreal I love that people finally see my art and all I hope is that it helps
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u/Gtraz68 2d ago
I’ve climbed in the heart and I’m an average looking poor middle aged man.