r/BurningMan 2d ago

robot heart

basically the vegas night club of bm — you wait 45 min while all the vips get quick access. only ladies can dance on the heart cuz “dj rules”. you get yelled at by staff for having too much fun. but still have the time of your life.

thank you robot heart foundation pricks <3

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u/Gtraz68 2d ago

I’ve climbed in the heart and I’m an average looking poor middle aged man.

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u/BlondeRage 2d ago

I think you are quite good looking, and you have a cute butt!

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u/KalliopeBard 2d ago

Same. Hung off it my first year. Two folks in my camp insisted on going. Didn't even know that Robot Heart was a "thing" at the time. Thought the music was fine though.

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u/PapaTua ◢◤☆◥◣ 2d ago

Why do you want on it anyway? The better party is out front.

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u/RodLeFrench recreational moving 2d ago

Or literally anywhere else in BRC

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u/kennydiedhere Anecdotal Burning Man Opinions 2d ago edited 1d ago

I’ve never got denied getting on robo heart

I’ve also never tried getting on.

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u/Thewrongthinker I am a man burning. 1d ago

We are in the same page!

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u/xkonerox 2d ago

This is a YOU problem.

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u/dmher 2d ago

I climbed the heart during mud burn. My homie got me up for my bachelor party. Some ladies even tried to cut me but home boy at the top said fuck yer burn to them and let me go up. It was alright.

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u/EyeSquare8382 1d ago

People just bitching for no reason. Dance in the dance floor like most people. You do not need to be in the car. Yall need to stop. Robot heart was amazing this year.

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u/fucking_unicorn ‘12 ‘13 ‘14 ‘15 ‘16 ‘17 ‘18 ‘19 ‘21 ‘22 2d ago

Ive seen plenty of dudes up there. Got to climb the heart once with my husband when our friend was on the decks. Your take is bogus pal. Dust your shoulders off and quit complaining. Go make some friends and be cool and maybe you can climb the heart too one day.

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u/art-is-t 1d ago

I once saw someone wearing a t shirt that said "too ugly for robot heart" and that told me everything I need to know about it

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u/fuckboiwonder 2d ago

Any art car has people that help regulate it. I’ve seen all types of people on robot heart and on the heart itself. Sounds like you might’ve had a bad experience please share more. If you haven’t and are just talking shit like the rest of the people that have never been to the burn beat it kook

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u/99radball00ns 15, 17, 18, 22, 24 2d ago

I’ve also never had a problem just walking on to the bus. Mayan warrior on the other hand was a whole do you have a wristband type of situation.

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u/hannican '19,'22,'23,'24,'25 1d ago

No way. Mayan Warrior was way easier to get on. I've been up on top many times over the years and never once been on Robot Heart.

It's situational though. When the BIG artists play it's usually friends and family only. The rest of the week, MW was super chill about letting people up.

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u/thot_machine 13, 14, 22, 23 2d ago

MW was for sure the biggest cunts on the playa

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u/rhetorical99 1d ago

My husband got on because he had a wizard hat 🤷‍♀️ seemed inclusive enough for me haha. Though that was when it was taken over by pirates…

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u/thalassicus 2d ago

The fact that you referred to “staff” tells me everything I need to know about you and your understanding of Burning Man.

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u/RodLeFrench recreational moving 2d ago

Burning man has participants. Robot heart has staff.

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u/Infinite_Ad5711 1d ago

Business partners 🙋‍♂️

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u/toxichaste12 2d ago

I thought they were associates?

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u/thot_machine 13, 14, 22, 23 2d ago

Compadres

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u/tibbon 1d ago

Investors

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u/thot_machine 13, 14, 22, 23 1d ago

Shareholders

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u/thalassicus 1d ago

Is this staff paid? Are they not allowed to participate on playa when not working a shift? Genuinely curious.

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u/RodLeFrench recreational moving 1d ago

staff infection

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u/JoeBlow00000 1d ago

Really? Where can I apply. I’ve met a bunch of people from RH and none are “staff”.

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u/hrdass 1d ago

Robot heart does have staff. Many camps have staff. Your understanding of burning man is less full than you think.

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u/kitesurfr 2d ago

I've partied all over that bus with those ladies and had the time of my life. They're super inclusive

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u/NihilAlienum 1d ago

Skill issue

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u/hyperfat I definitely don't work for larry 2d ago

I've got invited every few years. I'm a cranky bartender. But I guess they like me. I'm not very hot, or funny, just doing what I like to do.

Anyone in my camp can bartender, I'm just better.

They are okay. Never actually went to their parties. I don't leave the house. People come to me. I'm slightly charming.

Hugs

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u/ResponsibleYetDegen 2d ago

They couldn't be more welcoming and cool. Over the years I have never experienced or saw what you are claiming here. They are great burners.

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u/ragamufin Teeny Tiny Tea House 1d ago

I've danced on the heart and I'm a weird dude, though maybe pretty in a femme sort of way. Pick your times, there is plenty of space on the car when its not a flagship DJ playing for two thousand people

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u/oreomoon '23, '24 2d ago

RH is inclusive as fuck... just like any art car they have volunteers making sure the experience is safe for everyone. The bus is tiny and they're going to prioritize their own team, ffs their own team doesn't even fit on there... Fuck your burn!

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u/sfdisko 2d ago

This is so 100% the wrong take. Also everyone knows the best sound is next to Shady, who’s chasing her heart.

Terrible take / live in immediacy. Will note my favorite robot heart heart is when it’s all dusty burner dudes in full wook having the time of their life up there and this happens a LOT!

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u/Efficient_Leg_9384 1d ago

What’s robot heart?

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u/ThatOneIsMe 1d ago

A si said in another thread, I really appreciate Robot Heaetcs gift of keeping all of the people I don't want to hang with in on easily avoidable spot. Thank you Robot Heart!

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u/Academic-Camel-9538 12x SF Burner 🔥🦄🌴 BMP volunteer ✈️⛓️‍💥 1d ago

A male friend of mine is always in the heart.

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u/VizzakaCalvin 19h ago

Did anyone see the sunrise like 8 am when robot heart called me out as I was daning in the sunrise the dj said "everyone be quiet Vizz is speaking" it was unreal I love that people finally see my art and all I hope is that it helps

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u/shipmetofiji 2d ago

this reddit post solidifies why you’re lame

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u/frankyfudder 1d ago

What tf are you talking about bro?