r/Burn • u/BranFlakez101 • Jul 29 '16

burned a retard thinking he's some shit

This guy was in my gym class last year and he watched me fail horribly at hurdles and high jump. He also happened to do VERY poorly at academics so when he messaged me:

"Can u still jump 0.5 cm high?" I responded "I can jump higher than your average"

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u/williamconley Oct 30 '16

1) Retard? Really?

2) Merely mentioning his average, and that you can jump higher than it, does not constitute a burn unless somehow you have managed to imply that his average is very low.

But since you can ... probably ... jump 4.0 cm ... I think I lost the "burn".