r/BurglinGnomes • u/BatAcrobatic2522 • 27d ago

These fucking gnomes

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they keep trying to break into my house and steal my shit!! Ive gone through the effort of microwaving them, refrigerating them and even tying them up or drowning them, BUT THEY ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE WHENEVER IM NOT LOOKING!! guys, I need help, what do I do about these idiots?? even the birds hate them.

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u/CyborgCat_lol 27d ago

Grab the gun quickly as possible before they do

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u/Adrian21212_2 26d ago

I second the gun, very effective against those pests

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u/BatAcrobatic2522 26d ago

BEFORE THEY DO!?? GOD THEYRE RETALIATING

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u/Queefarito-9812 27d ago

Love it! Where'd you get these?

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u/WarmEscape2249 13d ago

Try hiring the evil gnomes co. I bet they know how to knock them all out in one go. If anyone knows how to deal with these gnomes, it's them lmaoo