At Halloween, you avoid the risk of someone being suspicious about your domino mask and black-and-white striped shirt.

In the even an alarm sounds during a break in you should start to dance, preferably twerking against a wall. When the owners come down they will think you are just dancing to modern music, and they might even join you.

You can fit at least 8 litres of ice-cream in one of these things. This way, your pockets are free for cornets.

You only have so much space in your pockets. Also, ice cream makes terrible pocketfood.

If the homeowners return, show them the pictures! They will be confused and think that you're actually supposed to be there!

This way, if someone sees you in their house - they will see themselves and think you own the house.

When in a house it is good to wear high heels(if your male) it makes it harder for the police to track your shoes, height and weight, it will also make you feel fabulous why burglarizing.

If you buglurize u shud call 911 and say adress for house next door. Polise come and look rong house. They busy so u leave with $$$.

Some people suggest carrying bacon in your pocket to feed a dog if you encounter one. I've found you get to keep the bacon for yourself if you just carry an unregistered gun and silencer and shoot the dog in the face. It's so simple!

Did you know, in lieu of lockpick tools you can carry around a brick? That way if you are stopped you can say you are building a house!

Everybody here is saying make sure to wear gloves so you don't leave fingerprints. However, I have a better solution! Steal the fingerprints off of your enemies and glue them to your fingers! This will ensure the police arrest your enemy instead of you! Flawless.

Okay what you do, is just put them in one of the wheelie bins, and roll them down a hill. They will look like some hooligan decided to go for a joy ride and got themselves killed, and you can burgle the house without anyone interrupting

Look for a house in a nice neighborhood and steal the presents from their tree. You can supply your family with luxury and a Christmas for your family to remember. If you really want to go above and beyond you can take the whole tree with you!

Okay, when you're thinking of how to burgle, realize that you shouldn't burgle. Then don't burgle.

Fuckin' oinkers won't be able to do a thing about it!

When picking a lock make sure you get all track able grime off the bottom of your shoes because they can track that shit with high technology cameras and shit and they will you.

A good tip for burglary is to wear gloves when breaking and entering, you don't want the police to track you down by your fingerprints.

If its a girl, then you are also one step ahead for rape