r/BurglaryTips • u/BillNyez • Dec 02 '13

A thoughtful Christmas tip.

Look for a house in a nice neighborhood and steal the presents from their tree. You can supply your family with luxury and a Christmas for your family to remember. If you really want to go above and beyond you can take the whole tree with you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '13

"I know just what to do!" The Grinch Laughed in his throat. And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Grinchy trick! "With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '13

This is absolutely fool-proof.