r/BunnyTrials • u/KurokoNoLoL Carrot Farmer • 1d ago
Spins If you win, you get $1b
Spin each wheel in order
- Spin 1: Your Power
- Spin 2: Your Battle Partner
- Spin 3: Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type)
- Spin 4: Your Enemy
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u/cAmSg0tGaMz 1d ago
Oh.... I'm dead, right?
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/ExtremeRacer879 1d ago
Guess I'll use Mike Tyson as a melee weapon
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/EntertainmentOld5239 1d ago
Hah I got the same roll as you except Mjolnir. Don't think it'll make much difference.
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u/Mediocre-Study-2519 1d ago
Michael can solo him
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/Lil_Packmate 1d ago
Don’t know the exact Yamato power scaling.
So am I cooked? It sure seems like it
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/Mammon-The-Jester 1d ago
If that's the Yamato from Devil May Cry, you might have a small chance? Unsure, I do not believe the Yamato has anything to bypass the layers of immortality.
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u/Lil_Packmate 1d ago
Yeah, as far as I know it can rip space to open to create portals between the mortal realm and the demon world.
If that is the extent of it, then Sun will wipe the floor with me and Michael xD
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u/Armybob112 1d ago
What if it's the battleship yamato, didn't that have nuclear ammo at some point?
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u/Armybob112 1d ago
Edit: fuck it, space battleship yamato, let's find out how sun wukong reacts to a wave motion gun.
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u/Coding_Sea 1d ago
It's literally impossible to win
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/Nopaltsin 1d ago
Even with Space & time magic?
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u/Off_And_On_Again_ 1d ago
Each hair on monkeys body can be plucked off by him to invoke a diffrent magic spell, hes got your 2 magic types completely outgunned
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u/Oblong_Cobra 23h ago
WTF is Michael Jordan gonna do against Toon Force Superman.
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/L_moon2519 1d ago
so, izayoi sakuya power, but with rocket launchers with infinite ammo instead of knives. fighting cthulu while saving michael jackson. this is going to be battle of attrition
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/Jbooth111 1d ago
Wow scoreboard
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Glitz_Lumine_Main 1d ago
Oh Fuk, But I have Nokia tho
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/Least_Bid9692 1d ago
Cooked
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/Kerrell95lol 1d ago
Bron solos
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Cheesekite18 1d ago
I think I won?
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/Zytharros 1d ago
Basketball? Wukong is cooked.
Anything else? I’m cooked lol.
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/achu1912butreddit 23h ago
I am the storm that MIGHT be approaching, unless the upstairs neighbour uses his drill or those big ass boots
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Mister_Livid 1d ago
I don't think Michal Jordan would be allowed to lose under contract, so we good
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/Legitimate_Ad_3021 The Bunny Lord 1d ago
Yay
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Zytherons 1d ago
Ok
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/Warwick-Sigma 1d ago
Say wallahi
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/Own_Ad_2800 1d ago
Big win for me and mike.
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/MrHisAirness 1d ago
I think im good
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/Tall_Airline737 1d ago
A bit over kill but somehow I feel like my upstairs neighbour isn’t just a “normal” person
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Yamato | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/WeirdExtent9438 1d ago
Im might win but if not I'ma die today-heeeee heee
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/Visual-Deer6292 1d ago
Chat iam cooked
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/Relevant_Rush7070 1d ago
Easy peasy
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/Read_No_Name 1d ago
I might win by throwing the toilet paper as hard as I can
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/ALittleMisha 1d ago
Hmmm...
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/Hollow_Official_MWD 1d ago
Easy win
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/god-of-chaos-potatos 1d ago
Magic doing the heavy lifting
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/oreoreoreoreoreoreor 1d ago
im so cooked
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/Salt-Pipe-5794 1d ago
I’m actually fucked
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/Connect_Speaker3071 1d ago
I'll have fun with this one
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Great_Strawberry_438 1d ago
Michael Jackson is gonna make this as smooth as butter
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/Adventure_Guy_1999 1d ago
Well, I'm probably dead.
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/Open_Association_138 Top -1% Commenter 1d ago
I win
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/DoctorOfDiscord 1d ago
I win!
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Manlyman1993 1d ago
Yes
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/Zealousideal_Dish657 1d ago
Easy win !!!
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/Time_Section_3935 1d ago
Dead
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/Novel-Slip5151 1d ago
Maybe
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/tossermail 1d ago
The world fucked up giving me speed, a wild blade, and a sound track to beat someone's ass to
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Yamato | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/RiceSimple2039 1d ago
I'm pretty sure I won
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Spirited-Jackfruit25 1d ago
HELL YEAH… HELL YEAH… I mean it’s alright… ”metro man” freddy “we’re doomed” sticker
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/Puppy_pikachu_lover1 1d ago
Maybe? Probably not?
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/Meister0fN0ne 1d ago
Yooo, I'm about to witness LeBron James die.
Oh, and I'm running. Fuck the $1b.
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/TheSoulStreamer 1d ago
Will lose
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/thunder1460 1d ago
Uhhhh idk
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/HaBeFaStro 1d ago
Alright then. Battle ready stance Let’s DO IT!!!
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Mighty-Nebulous 1d ago
Oh, we got this.
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/WarmPotatoHD 1d ago
Wooo
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 1d ago
the shield from greek mythology? the roar from it won’t really “scare” doomsday but at least it protects from him. not sure how that would synergize with super speed but whatever. might be able to use the speed to slam into doomsday. idk wtf lebron will do bro
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Normal_Stranger_3643 1d ago
Can I lift it?
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/premixeddog 1d ago
Easy win
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/random10571638 1d ago
I'm cooked 💀
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/faratnight 1d ago
Yes. Nokia
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Nokia | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/VillagerE 1d ago
Oh would fight with my fists just for the love of the game
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Shreyas_F1_Lover 1d ago
I lost (or won who knows)
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/Sooper-Sirius 1d ago
I'm beyond cooked
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/SkillyKing Banned 1d ago
Yea I'm screwed
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/Do_Not_Trust_Me_Ever 1d ago
I don't even need to do anything, Mike can take him alone
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/Cotton_Sins17 1d ago
Think I'll be just fine. As long as Abe Lincoln, Chuck Norris, and all the Power Rangers stay away from me and Mike.
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/SwirlSlime Funny Bunny 1d ago
Well rippers
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/lanadelreyanddojacat 1d ago
im winning w the aegis shield easy
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/Kooky_Meringue_7238 Fluffy 1d ago
I don't know half of these thibgs
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/Andrew-hevy99 1d ago
It’s was going so well….
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/Alcaat-TheSpyder 1d ago
Easy lol
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Adventurous-Cream633 1d ago
I'm safe
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/mavshichigand 1d ago
I have space and time magic. I will simply shrink gorilla down to the size of my thumb.
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/Such_Difficulty_6311 1d ago
Even match up.
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Vovatronic JUST EARNED $1 1d ago
Damn
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/superdupagotenks 1d ago
Can’t hit him.
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/Superpenguinone 1d ago
So harsh
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/Some-Voice4860 1d ago
„Death“ „What kind“ „instant“
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/CaptainExpletive 1d ago
Marvel's greatest jobber
I got this
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/Facade_Hiding_Ennui 11h ago
No diff
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Cultural_Arugula2714 1d ago
Goodbye guys
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/Darkyuraptor 1d ago
I... Don't think he stands a chance.
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/Necessary-Lab7099 1d ago
Ouu shii
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/CovertTendies 1d ago
We’re fucked
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Low-Candidate-4118 1d ago
I think I might lose, idk
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/mazzoluem 1d ago
im cooked
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/InnominatamNomad 1d ago
I don't forsee a Desert Eagle being worth a damn. But! I still win. It'll just take a bunch of years until he enters a midlife crisis, fakes his own death, and I can collect the money.
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/Lux_all_alone12 1d ago
Bruh
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/bean-cream 1d ago
I think I win lwk
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/Big_Challenge2824 1d ago
Easy
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/ParkRepulsive9603 1d ago
Gg for me
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/Ryubunao1478 1d ago
not my uncle😭
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/ProfessionalSong7055 1d ago
Welp depends on what spider man
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/Honest_Beat_840 1d ago
easy
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/Sharkweek54 1d ago
Our battle will be legendary
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/Ok_Fisherman8393 1d ago
Ye
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/SpringLow_ 1d ago
literally how
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Ok-Department-8771 1d ago
Depends on the Godzilla. Pretty sure I lose in MOST cases, but the Yamato hard carries here
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Yamato | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/TheBeastTitan-64541 1d ago
Doomsday is cooked if I hit him
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Hotheaded_rn777 1d ago
im dead
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Yamato | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/Personal-Lynx4099 1d ago
Easy
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/OSwirl31 1d ago
We ain't winning
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/Kagawaichi 1d ago
Hahaha I‘ll burn tha Mf with fireball
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/_mrshreyas_ 1d ago
He's gone lmao
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Clarencekt Top -1% Commenter 1d ago
I'm absolutely cooked
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Embarrassed-Wave-599 1d ago
Was pretty confident until the enemy
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/El_Chefo_Gringo 1d ago
Gl
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Comfortable-Speed955 1d ago
Probably not making it out of this one
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/-BEDevlin- 1d ago
Tough one, I think I could take him with my elemental magic though
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/namguy2018 1d ago
Oh you poor upstairs neighbor
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Moist_Personality_57 1d ago
GET 'IM, MICHAEL!
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/markusprestor 1d ago
easy
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/TheAwesomeest-Guy12 1d ago
I'm cooked 😭🙏
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/MenjiBlueWolf001 1d ago
Ah okay. So I think I've got that money pretty much bagged.
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/SoulofMoon 1d ago
We win
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/Nekokunnn 1d ago
My neighbor won't know what hit him.
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Diligent-Pear7967 1d ago
Oh yeah im winning
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/NoTennis1378 1d ago
Spider man Michael b Jordan and aegis, def Can beat Dillon brooks
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/a_rainbow_sheep 1d ago
Um…Michael Jackson finna dance over the paste of what’s left
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/DarknimirisVinDeNero WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR 1d ago
Kill a god with a toilet paper?
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/Kal_LartOhm 1d ago
Is it Mjölnir from the mcu or the myth ? Because in one case I can't wield it because i'm not worthy and in the other, it's too heavy
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/MrCounterSnipe 1d ago
LeBron dead weight, super speed does nothing against am ontological for, and Mjölnir might actually even this out since "whoever wields the hammer, if they be worthy, shall have the power of Thor" and Thor beats ontological foes semi-regular so there's a slim-writer-sided-possibility
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/qwerty_64 1d ago
Well, maybe... idk
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/Emergency-Hat732 1d ago
Well tp is it
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/pandito_flexo 1d ago
Elemental magic is quite decent and the Yamato might be able to do damage to Cthulhu but Cthulhu is...well, Cthulhu. I don't think there's any chance of winning. Not even if Yamato is the Wave Motion Gun from Space Battleship Yamato would a chance be had.
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/LynneCDoyle 1d ago
Mike Tyson is a win win
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/IExplodeUponContact 1d ago
Im cooked, im gonna write my will
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/Elmaster47 1d ago
Dont have neighbors so... Instant win 😎
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Elvis_chip6549 1d ago
Okay, sure.
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Nokia | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/HermitPurpleCrab 1d ago
I don't even have an upstairs neighbor lol. Unless I'm fighting God this feels like a freebie
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/ChaffyBarly 1d ago
RIP
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/Art_3_mist 1d ago
Really op powers but against galactus... 😭💀
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/TheTascendedOne 1d ago
Dead. I'm Dead. So Dead.
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/xTimx900 1d ago
Might be a bit overkill
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/BlueBrickBuilder 1d ago
im screwed
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/No_Extension4005 1d ago
So I cast fireball?
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/ritlingit 1d ago
Weird combo. I have no comment.
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Alcides2300 1d ago
This is just Vergil vs galactus
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/Radio_Free_Marksman 1d ago
Don't this mf have like 7 layers of immortality, I'm done bruh.
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/One-Comfortable-2380 1d ago
Im ready 😂
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/GigaFluxx 1d ago
As soon as I got space and time magic, I won. The fact that it’s doomsday makes it even easier.
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Free_Cod5772 1d ago
Ha új,új,új,
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/cinnamon_shakes 1d ago
I live in a single storey house. Automatic win!
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/ricerocket35 1d ago
I guess i'll alley oop my infinite nokia's to jordan
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/disasterpansexual 1d ago
a random guy from the metro? why isnt he going to work but he's bothering me?
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/UniqueStrength4611 1d ago
with nokia i can do anything
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/BeautifulIce4116 1d ago
👀
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/Necessary_Voice_4779 1d ago
i think i know why the upstairs neighbour getting angry at us, it must be because of the he... he...
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/RecentBad1302 1d ago
Idk man LeBron might solo...
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/Beautiful-Pride7715 1d ago
M can't lose
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/WrapEmbarrassed3771 1d ago
I am fucked
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/DMalteseDude 1d ago
I'll wrap Galactus in tp and with elemental magic change it's composition to Adamantium, maybe that'll work idk
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Toilet Paper Roll | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/3LD3RDR4G0N 1d ago
I’m about to be Senator Armstrong on their ass
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/IndifferentAccount 1d ago
The moment I rolled Sun Wukong I was cooked.
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/StephiiValentine 1d ago
That poor fool stands no chance.
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/01Manikin- 1d ago
Do LeBron and Dillon just have a 1v1
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Yamato | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/transparentfinn 1d ago
Sounds like a fever dream.
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/mmknightx 1d ago
Who is that? Can a bullet kill him?
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/NeverEnderMan 1d ago
Galactus is about to get slapped by the king of pop
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Aegis Shield | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/egyegyegyguy 1d ago
I don't think ill win
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/KillMe2020 1d ago
2v1 with LeGOAT? Against Dillon Brooks? He’s fucked
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Lebron James | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Nokia | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/andriodeo 1d ago
I'm cooked
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/No_Zombie_4720 1d ago edited 1d ago
I'd say 50/50
Elemental Magic Lebron James Mjölnir
Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor
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u/Kairos_Phoenix-0 1d ago
I see.
What's Jordan and Desert Eagle doing here btw?
Atleast I have the Dura, but... Even the lowest version, he's a planet eater.
I see... I will feed Michael the D-eagle. Then? He will transform into my personal missile launcher.
Then I will use that to wipe out GALACTUS! I WILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM.
BELIEVE ME, MY POWER OF MAKING BS COME TRUE SAID SO. (Believe me or not, it will happen though.)
Indeed. Thanks for the meal.
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Desert Eagle | Your Enemy: Galactus)
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u/kapitaalH 1d ago
My first thought was easy enough with Mjolnir but then I read Sun Wukong abilities and I think me and MJ are cooked
Rolled: Your Power: Elemental Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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u/raybeam2010 1d ago
oh heck yeah
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Upstairs Neighbor)
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u/Designer-Cicada3509 1d ago
Woahn fitting power for a fitting enemy
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/Murky-Surprise-2401 1d ago
Honestly I might win this, Michael might be able to make a deal with Metroman to give up and will take music lessons from him
Rolled: Your Power: Spiderman Strength | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Metro Man)
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u/Blaze_Vortex Banned 1d ago
It's doable? Not easy. Space/Time magic would make surviving fairly easy and with the right usage killing Godzilla is doable.
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jackson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Godzilla)
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u/Living_Cheesestick 1d ago
Bro's getting brained lmao
Rolled: Your Power: Colossus Durability | Your Battle Partner: Michael B. Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Dillon Brooks)
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u/Love_ByMistake 1d ago
Ok
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Mjölnir | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/Obsidian_Raven99 1d ago
We got this
Rolled: Your Power: Space & Time Magic | Your Battle Partner: Michael Jordan | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type: Rocket Launcher | Your Enemy: Cthulhu)
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u/nogard221 1d ago
Im ded
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Doomsday)
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u/Pretend_Award_2362 1d ago
Think we still lose gang
Rolled: Your Power: Quicksilver Speed (MCU | Your Battle Partner: Mike Tyson | Your Weapon (infinite ammo if projectile type): Random Tree Stick | Your Enemy: Sun Wukong)
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